This just came across my mind. How difficult do you think it is for blind people to fuck? how many "wrong hole" "OWCH" and other things do you think are said before they finialy fuck. Does anyone have any info?

"wow, you feel fatter than you said you were"

most blind people develop a fetish for bestiality, not really by choice but because theyve become so frustrated with having to use their special blind people canes to find where everything is at on their partner. so they just use their seeing eye dogs for what they are trained to do, which usually means some sexual contact with the dogs is going to occur, but once everything has been guided to the proper areas the blind people then have what is basically normal sex. the dogs are required to switch positions though, so most of the people often just keep to the one they start with. also, the dogs must stay close by and on alert the entire time because the blind male needs to be guided out of the blind females vagina and quickly guided towards the womans face. blind chicks love it when you cum on their big dark sunglasses. they never see it coming.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

quoted for truth^2

Not difficult at all. Years ago my dad used to buy lightbulbs from a blind guy, one of those assist the blind job things. Anyway once my dad got fed up because the guy called too much trying to sell lightbulbs and he overcharged for them. They got into a heated argument on the phone and the blind guy said something like "I've got 6 kids to feed" upon which cue my dad responded "well your dick isn't handicapped is it?".

I have always wanted to fuck a blind chick.

And a deaf chick, I would realy like to hear that moan.

And a deaf chick, I would realy like to hear that moan.


*shudders*

deaf people kinda creep me out

*shudders*

deaf people kinda creep me out

Why?

That deaf chick from Jerico kicks ass.

I have always wanted to fuck a blind chick.

mee too man. It would be awesome exploring her body, since she's probably going to have an enhanced sense of feeling.

How about a quadriplegic amputee??

--KP

Helen Keller ftw!

Helen Keller ftw!

Your mom for the win!

I have always wanted to fuck a blind chick.

And a deaf chick, I would realy like to hear that moan.Yeah, I imagine fucking Marlee Matlin would be kinda interesting.Why?

That deaf chick from Jerico kicks ass.Shoshannah Stern. Her entire family is deaf, too, going back like 3 generations or something like that. I didn't know deafness was hereditary, but whatever.

Bonus, she's also a Jewess.

She was also on Weeds. She played Silas' girlfriend in season two. He knocked her up so she wouldn't go to college, and then she had an abortion.

And a deaf chick, I would realy like to hear that moan.

It'd probably sound like Chewbacca getting raped.

It'd probably sound like Chewbacca getting raped.

Why did you rape Chewie!?

Why did you rape Chewie!?Oh, come on.

If he didn't want it, he shouldn't have dressed so provocatively....

do you fuck in the dark? problem solved

It's apparently meant to be really good having sex with a blind man/woman because they've got to feel their way around your body so it's more sensual.

Clearly you people don't get your piano tuned.........