totse.com | What's the best way to do an enema?

2007-09-16, 03:56

legituser

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What's the best way to do an enema?

I just got a new dildo and I don't want it to be all shitty. How do you do an enema?

2007-09-16, 07:23

Miroba

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

Quote:

Originally Posted by legituser

I just got a new dildo and I don't want it to be all shitty. How do you do an enema?

shove a hose up your ass and turn the water on full blast.

2007-09-16, 14:08

the G

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

i only think there is ONE way to do it... ^

2007-09-16, 14:39

Kingcodez

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

Or get a big 2 liter plastic bottle, fill it up with water and shove it in your ass. Then squeeze.

2007-09-16, 14:46

Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

Imagine Rosie O`Donnell naked, if you do it right you will suddenly loose all bowl control.

2007-09-16, 19:07

Running Free Running Free is offline

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

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Originally Posted by Tommy Lund

Imagine Rosie O`Donnell naked, if you do it right you will suddenly loose all bowl control.

LAWL +1

2007-09-16, 19:44

robinhoody robinhoody is offline

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

http://tinyurl.com/2smftu

2007-09-16, 19:51

legituser

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

Nice. That's cheap too. *goes to CVS*

2007-09-17, 01:59

ApocalypsePlease ApocalypsePlease is offline

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There's a NEW Mexico?

Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

http://tinyurl.com/2smftu

Awkward...

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2007-09-17, 02:16

woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

Awkward...

Yet slightly arousing.

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2007-09-17, 03:24

Miroba

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

http://tinyurl.com/2smftu

imagine going to the checkout with one of those things? too bad they dont have self check out.

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2007-09-17, 04:30

legituser

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

imagine going to the checkout with one of those things? too bad they dont have self check out.

I've went through a check out with rubber gloves, anal lube and condoms before. I actually like seeing their reactions.
I just got a "have a good night" line from the cashier.

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2007-09-17, 04:55

Miroba

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Re: What's the best way to do an enema?

I've went through a check out with rubber gloves, anal lube and condoms before. I actually like seeing their reactions.
I just got a "have a good night" line from the cashier.

haha... so me and 2 of my other geeky friends went into wal mart one night to buy condoms, cuz we were all planning on fucking our gfs soon. keep in mind we were really young.
so we go to the contraceptive section, and go on a shopping spree. i get like2 boxes of condoms, and some lube, my friend got some more condoms, and my other friend got some condoms, and one of those vibrating disposable cock rings.

so were all standing in line, laughing like idiots, and i can overhear the people behind us "are they serious? or are they gonna play some kinda joke" cuz they obviously didnt think we had the capability to get laid lol. or they thought we were gay.

so im standing there with the boxes in my hand, and my friend behind me hits everything out of my hand, and it all scatters on the floor. so im scrambling to pick up my shit while theyre laughing and everybodys watching me. so i get up and punch my friend in the balls.

overall it was a pretty funny experience.

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