Does anyone here actually have a dick that is perfect? I mean a 100% perfect penis. Not the slightest curve. Not 1 Hair growth bump, Not 1 PPP.


JUst a 100% perfect, Penis? In some pornos there is some dude who has a Perfect dick. However then there are times where there is some guy fucking a beautiful girl But his dick is bent at a 90 degree angle.


Im not into Guys so ive never really seen a dick in real life up close.


Anyone here have a PERFECT DICK?

How can you have a 'perfect' anything when it's a piece of biological matter?

When I look at a slightly curved, hard penis, I dont really think "gosh that's a perfect penis" or "hehe that penis isnt perfect".
..
I never thought of it before. A penis is a penis.*shrugs*

Its not that im admiring the penis it just occured to me that there are ALOT of diffrent dicks out there. Not just in size.


Got me wondering if the majority of society has the Penis of the gods

Its not that im admiring the penis it just occured to me that there are ALOT of diffrent dicks out there. Not just in size.


Got me wondering if the majority of society has the Penis of the gods

ooohhh i see. your looking for man with a perfect dick.
this is totse. go look elsewhere.

ooohhh i see. your looking for man with a perfect dick.
this is totse. go look elsewhere.

/sigh ya got me.


wanna fuck. You sound kinda cute "Dude". If you 18 wanna get together and head over to a mens bath House?

My cock excretes a new golden casing around it every month or so, does that count?

ooohhh i see. your looking for man with a perfect dick.
this is totse. go look elsewhere.

Why are you being such an asshole?
Does this discussion make you feel threatened?
I fail to see why you're flaming someone for no apparent reason.

Why are you being such an asshole?
Does this discussion make you feel threatened?
I fail to see why you're flaming someone for no apparent reason.

he's probably right and you know it...

he's right and you know it...

Fixed.

ROFL everytime i check this thread the Title makes me laugh.

sounds like a title for some sort of heavy weight championship cock-fighting cock.

*irish accent* "a'll poot a 6pence on the golden caaack!"


hehe...cock

*Plays medieval music*
*Rolls medieval-styled titles*

The Quest for the Golden Cock

*Titles roll out*

*hands Agent 008 The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch*

And three shalt be the number of your counting...

*Polishes*

Why are you being such an asshole?
Does this discussion make you feel threatened?
I fail to see why you're flaming someone for no apparent reason.

calm down woman, i was messin with him. he got me back sooo.... shut up.

OP, are you sure you're not homosexual?

I volunteer mine for your most thorough inspection.

Umm.. I doubt the majority of society, the male society that is, would have a perfect penis. No one is perfect. Period.

You haven't seen my penis.

Wanna see it?

You haven't seen my penis.

Wanna see it?

Are you flirting with me?





































Sure, pix?

You haven't seen my penis.

Wanna see it?

Present it.

Cock-hungry perverts.

I've seen your penis ;)

What is it with the amount of gay threads in S&A today anyway?

Cock-hungry perverts.

You offered!

You offered!

It was a trap. If I was a police officer in a country where homosexuality was illegal you'd be in jail right now.

That's true, actually, reject saw my penis when I was drunk. I don't drink and MSN anymore.

That's true, actually, reject saw my penis when I was drunk. I don't drink and MSN anymore.

Reject, you have my email?

Sorry, the screenshots are for my eyes only.

I quote Monty Python and no one picks up on it??!

*hands Agent 008 The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch*

And three shalt be the number of your counting...

Monty Python reference here? You're wasting your efforts on the uninformed jack.

I picked up on it. Just didn't want to be off-topic.








Minions Attack!

Soooo... I hear you're a guy who likes a little Python. You wouldn't happen to have the golden penis I've been searching for, would you?

Indiana Jones and the Golden Cock.






Minions Attack!

*hands Agent 008 The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch*

And three shalt be the number of your counting...

the holy hand grenade of 'goldencock'.

i was watching that last night actually... my favourite line in the whole movie is still "lets not go to camelot...its a silly place"

the holy hand grenade of 'goldencock'.

i was watching that last night actually... my favourite line in the whole movie is still "lets not go to camelot...its a silly place"

I can't pick a favorite line. :(

They called it a gun instead of a cock back then, but here's what you're looking for:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071807/

M (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0496866/): [over the phone] Bond? Bond, are you there? Goodnight?
[Bond picks up phone]
James Bond (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000549/): She's just coming, sir.
[Bond sets phone back down]
M (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0496866/): Goodnight? Goodnight? Goodnight!
[Bond pick up phone again]
James Bond (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000549/): Good night, sir.

I can't pick a favorite line. :(

My favorite line is the one with the cute rabbit.







Minions Attack!