Out of curiosity, describe to me your ideal spot to lose your virginity, assuming he's the right guy for you. I was just thinking... because i know guys don't care whether it's in the back seat of a Suburban or a candle-lit room with red silk bedsheets.

From what I've gathered, most girls want it to be like a romance novel...

Candles lit, rose petals covering the bed, the dude to burst into the room, grab her and kiss her passionately before gently laying her down and whispering "I love you" in her ear whilst they make sweet, divine love to one another to the sound of some of the most romantic music she knows.

Too bad it's usually a drunken romp at a party and all he's putting in her ear is "UGH...UGH...AHHHHHH!!! I'm fuckin' great at sex!"

Female virgins of TOTSE...Come to me...I'll fulfil your fantasies for the perfect first time. Just bring beer and ciggies for when you fall asleep and I get bored listening to you snore.

Let me sum up what the responses to this thread will be:

"My ideal deflowering would take place... well, anywhere, as long as it's with robinhoody"

You can quote me on that.

I always imagined me losing my ass virginity in a comfy padded cell, me biting a greasy pillow as the Aryan brotherhood took turns pinning me down over an unflushed toilet and violently penetrating me as they scream and grunt in my ear...

if any totse, girls live in southern cali, im devirginizing the first 10 girls that contact me. after that its 10 bucks per orgasm.
keep in mind youll have to go through a screening process so prepared to show some skin.

Yay, I'm the first serious post!

Somewhere comfortable. Not necessarily a bed, like on some grass on a blanket would be okay. Just comfortable. I do not really care as long as we love each other and all that jazz.

well love is not required... but sure... youll do.

... but sure... youll do.

*wipes away a tear at the unfathomable romance that overflows from the bossom of your soul*

I don't care where or how, only who it's with. Too bad that it will never happen. :(

From what I've gathered, most girls want it to be like a romance novel...


uhh im a girl and my first time was in a paper storeroom at my old primary school
(we were jsut walking down memory lane and it happened! i wasnt actually still attending)

i loved it

uhh im a girl and my first time was in a paper storeroom at my old primary school
(we were jsut walking down memory lane and it happened! i wasnt actually still attending)

i loved it

i wish i could meet a girl like you. where do you live?

lol australia you?

lol australia you?

fack. california.

fack. california.

msn? we should talk!

Cyber?!?!?!?

From what I know, Al Green is essential. If a girl is "deflowered" without Al Green involved, then she shall be forever incomplete.

Cyber?!?!?!?

Plus One

On a comfortable bed on your WEDDING NIGHT!

I am so sick of you damn fornicators. If you don't love a girl enough to marry her, why should she have sex with you?

From what I know, Al Green is essential. If a girl is "deflowered" without Al Green involved, then she shall be forever incomplete.That's Reverend Al Green to you, sir.


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I'm so in love with you,
Whatever you want to do, is alright with meeeeeeeeeeeee
Cause yooooooooooou make me feeeeeeeeeeeel so brand neeeeeeeeew
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII want to spend my life with yooooooooooooooou

Because she's horny as fuck and wants her cooch rammed?

msn? we should talk!

pics?

i dont think many people actually care, i lost my virginity in a park when i was drunk haha

In the middle of the woods with sticks poking me in the ass is where it did happen. Not exactly something I'd dreamed of.

A bed would have been nice.

I think in this thread we are witnessing female logics in action :p

Reminder: the topic is about your ideal situation to lose your virginity. Not a story of how it actually happened.

I'm male, but my bet is in a bed.

lol + 1

Yeah, big time, these bitches are stupid.

Way back when I was a virgin, I didn't care how I was going to lose it. I just wanted to get fucked so badly, but I was awkward and shy and boys could smell my desperation, so I had to wait a long time...I think the only luxury I would have asked for would be a bed. And I got a bed when I lost my virginity, so it's all good.

I never attached a special meaning to virginity. I just wanted to get it over with.

I really never understood why some hold "virginity" up on a stick. If I can trust him, and if we're gonna be sexing more than once, my bed will do. (His bed far too small.) No rose petals or Barry White. Maybe some incense, though.

I really never understood why some hold "virginity" up on a stick. If I can trust him, and if we're gonna be sexing more than once, my bed will do. (His bed far too small.) No rose petals or Barry White. Maybe some incest, though.

fix'd.

....just why?


I really never understood why some hold "virginity" up on a stick. If I can trust him, and if we're gonna be sexing more than once, my bed will do. (His bed far too small.) No rose petals or Barry White. Maybe some incense, though.

Just by the fact of you saying you are going to be "sexing" makes me question your mental capacity to make those decisions.

....just why?




Just by the fact of you saying you are going to be "sexing" makes me question your mental capacity to make those decisions.

My work here is done. :)

Now that I've lost it, I can't even remember what I wanted it to be like before, because I wouldn't change the way it happened for anything.

We weren't in love yet, because at the time I was still too afraid to trust or depend on somebody. Also, we'd only been dating for a couple months. It was late at night, on the futon in his basement. He was patient, considerate, and not phased at all by my bleeding afterwards. It was only while he was walking me home that I found out I had taken HIS virginity as well, which seems odd but I guess we just hadn't talked about it. Like I said, I didn't want anybody emotionally close to me at the time, so I hadn't asked questions or opened up to him.

But time and again he proved what a great guy he was, that he was with me because he liked me for who I was, and that he wasn't going anywhere. It's 6 months later, and now we're completely in love. I'm glad I let my guard down.

As soon as I finished reading that, some incredibly sleazy, dirty pornographic music automatically played in my head and in my mind's eye, I saw him manipulating you and anally violating you like in those Gangbangbros films :)

I lost mine to my boyfriend of about three months at the time, on my living room floor, listening to the Postal Service.

It wasn't bad, maybe not ideal, but we were in love, so it was lovely anyway.

I'm pretty sure I never really cared where I lost my virginity. I just wanted it to happen so I could start getting good at sex. Like most other people here, a bed would have been nice. (Did anyone actualy loose it on a bed?)

I lost mine on my music teachers couch. BUT NOT with my music teacher haha. I was dog sitting for him while he was out of the country and invited my boyfriend over, who invited his friend over who insisted on watching. :| Come to think of it, some privacy would have been nice too.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's now official - romance is dead.

I just wanted to get fucked so badly, but I was awkward and shy and boys could smell my desperation, so I had to wait a long time

Guys shyed off from a girl desperate for some action?? I've gone crossed eyed haha

And I'd say the ideal situation would be when she's ready and not feeling as if shes pressured into satisfying some guy.