listen up, I wanna get fucked in the ass by a girl. wanna know why?
cause I wanna know what it's like to have my anus stimulated without sweaty ballsacks hitting me all over, plus I don't know how to remove semen out of my ass( shit it out?)not to mention I think it's hot when a girl takes control.

any tips. serious posts please.

I hate the thought of something penetrating raw asshole. and pulling out and smelling like shit.

Use lube.

Find a girl whos into this kind of crap and then tell her?
Hire a prostitute?
Turn gay with a guy with testicular cancer?

I'd like to do that to a guy, actually.
So he knows what it feels like to be pestered about it for ages, and then when he finally agrees to it, he can know what it feels like to have this stupidly large.. thing slowly shoved into his ass, as it mindlessly forces it's way into something that things are not meant to go UP!

I'll make him bleed..and moan...and never ever ask for anal sex ever again.




:)

I love you so much, yoyobek. :D

Which is one of the reasons why I won't do that to them.







Minions Attack!

hahah wow...that's a great way to put it..

however, I've never asked a girl for anal, nor will I ever

Just get a fucking dildo and do it yourself. Or use your finger if you're cheap.

No use dragging some innocent bystander into your brown dreams...

Why don't you like anal yoybek? My girl loves anal, and gets off really good on it, especially when I just go for it without asking. I'm going to force fuck the shit out of her tomorrow in spite of you ruining a potentially enjoyable experience for those who've read this. Anal is one of the best ways to hit the G-spot for women, and stimulates the prostate for men. I'd let my women fuck me in the ass with a strap-on. Anal play is good stuff.

I don't like anal play at all. It just hurts like hell.

I don't like anal play at all. It just hurts like hell.

Awwww! Learn to take it! Take it like a maaaan!

Awwww! Learn to take it! Take it like a maaaan!

:( I don't want to take it like a man.

I believe the proper name for this sex act is The American taxpayer.

:( I don't want to take it like a man.

Ooooh...bummer ma'am.

Never heard that before,but its called pegging.

Never heard that before,but its called pegging.

It was more of a joke...

this is totse... you can say 'fucked' and 'ass'

I think that trying to stimulate the G-spot through the anus is like driving a car from the back seat.

Ummm thats just GAY...

It was more of a joke...

Sorry, I misplaced my sense of humor.

And if he enjoys it? Backup plan?

I see you've never watched a certain south park episode.


"You just got served"
"OH NOW IT"S ON!!!"
"You just got Effed in the A"

And if he enjoys it? Backup plan?

http://scienceblogs.com/bushwells/upload/2006/10/Cactus%20NYBG%2010.07.06.JPG

Oh my god, I hope I get the chance to peg a guy in my life time. I have mad penis envy.

*Dangles penis*

NONE FOR YOU!

any time. any place :P

The american taxpayer joke was soo not totse's league

It was kinda funny, except it demonstrates a lack of world view. Americans pay next to no tax as it is.

It was kinda funny, except it demonstrates a lack of world view. Americans pay next to no tax as it is.

Yeah come to australia we gat texed 3 times on our income.

You Sick Kid. I'm Going To The Pub To Sell Our Appliances And To Get Pawnose, I May Be Some Time.

Alright, but I get to do you afterwards.

Just ask a guy to tape his ballsack up.

Yeah, OP's a homosexual.

Yeah, OP's a homosexual.

Sexual acts with a girl, real homosexual.

I love you so much, yoyobek. :D

Dont we all.

We do?

That's odd. I'm sure Totse was meant to hate me.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/ERROR.jpg



On topic, it doesent make a guy gay for wanting to be assfucked. That's like saying a girl is gay for wanting to have her clit licked.

Allthough I'm quite scared by the majority of guys here who seem to want to be fucked analy. I just cant grasp someone wanting something..shoved up there..

Allthough I'm quite scared by the majority of guys here who seem to want to be fucked analy. I just cant grasp someone wanting something..shoved up there..

It sounds like your experience was really bad. It can be pretty great for girls, apparently, although as with anything some just never take to it. You definitely shouldn't end up bleeding!

*shudders*

I'd try it, I think. Although I'd feel weird being... observed, from that angle. Hmm. I'd have to give it thought.

I'd try it, I think. Although I'd feel weird being...This.

Prostate stimulation is fine by me, so I don't think I'd have a problem letting a chick peg me, but it would still be kinda weird, I think...

But I'd probably do it.

Yeah.

Guess im the only one who got that?

This.

Prostate stimulation is fine by me, so I don't think I'd have a problem letting a chick peg me, but it would still be kinda weird, I think...

But I'd probably do it.

Yeah.

Basically...

Weird...... but it's limit pushing.... innit.

I wonder what they make of a couple engaging in pegging in Iran.....

*cops burst in the door*

"....."

Awwwwww :p

I don't understand why someone of either gender would want their ass pounded by anyone. I met a guy that would remind everyone almost daily that he wanted his gf to bang. Are you by chance armenian?

Lol, gotta love armenians :p

Banana?

Sexual acts with a girl, real homosexual.

I was of the impression males wishing to be penetrated was assosciated with homosexuality, but I could be wrong. It's certainly not something often assosciated with heterosexuality.

Allthough I'm quite scared by the majority of guys here who seem to want to be fucked analy. I just cant grasp someone wanting something..shoved up there..

Yeah, maybe I am wrong on this one. Long story short it isn't something I'd want done to me.

I was of the impression males wishing to be penetrated was assosciated with homosexuality, but I could be wrong. It's certainly not something often assosciated with heterosexuality.

It's associated with homosexuality because that's how homosexuals fuck, but that doesn't make it exclusively homosexual. The OP's obviously turned off by the thought of buttsex with men (too many ballsacks, which is a good reason to stay clear of most things), just wants to try something new sexually with a girl.

I know there's a knee-jerk reaction with guys' asses and being gay, but if you think about it for a second I really can't see how somebody could still consider it homosexual to want to do any kind of sex act exclusively with a girl. Apart from maybe dress her up as a guy, fuck her in the ass, glue on a putty penis and call her Bruce, but that's surely a special case.

Guess im the only one who got that?

I got it, but it wasn't funny.

I'd get fucked in the ass if it was REALLY gentle at first; my asshole is sensetive, but other than that it feels pretty good.

Disclaimer: I am completely straight.

You can fuck me in the ass for days if you want. Just give me 2 minutes inside your pussy. Your so fucking hot and canadian! Your just hours away from me. Dont leave me with my hand. Come on!

You can fuck me in the ass for days if you want. Just give me 2 minutes inside your pussy. Your so fucking hot and canadian! Your just hours away from me. Dont leave me with my hand. Come on!

And you guys say I'm bad...

And you guys say I'm bad...

I don't say you're bad......

and jeez two minutes in a pussy after getting fucked in the ass. I'd rather keep getting fucked in the ass then get teased that way.

small hand mirror
large mirror
balloon
bar soap
banana

stainless steel tongs (just in case)

you can basically take it from there.

So you are telling me that your not going to pester him for sex? I thought that was the point, that you are going to then forth pester him. Walk up and grab his ass, tell him if he wants to get fucked. You know, talk dirty. As a matter of fact, if you ignore this question I'll realize that you have already started fantasizing and prepping to go take a warm bath.

As for a guy taking it up the ass from a girl? If that is what you want to do, then I guess do it. Some guy's like ass play and shit, but if I was a girl I would be telling mother fuckers NO!

Just stick a highlighter up there.

lol^^

Try a shemale ;)
http://www.shemalenymphs.com/shemales/brazilian_shemales_club_2/brazilian_shemales_club_1.jpg

This.

Prostate stimulation is fine by me, so I don't think I'd have a problem letting a chick peg me, but it would still be kinda weird, I think...

But I'd probably do it.

Yeah.

Yep, me too.

I mean, at least once, just to see if I like it.

I could take anything you could fuck me with and not bitch about it, guarenteed.

Damn women, just take one for the team.

Don't believe me? I'm only a two hour drive haha :)

It kinda feels like taking a shit. And we all know taking a large dump is the most wonderful feeling in the world.

Not that I have ever tried it

WHOA.... steady there

I don't say you're bad......

and jeez two minutes in a pussy after getting fucked in the ass. I'd rather keep getting fucked in the ass then get teased that way.

I think he meant he probably only needs two minutes to get the job done.

Google "aneros".

Problem solved, good night.

I'm Armenian!

If you already have a partner, ask her to do it, I'm sure you can get a hooker to do it for say 70 dollars.

I'm Armenian!

Lol, Armenia ftw :D

Your boyfriend appears to be queerbait anyway, so... cornhole him raw hard, post the video and make a Daxflame parody. Maybe you'll get Daxflame's attention and have that guy beggin' you to ram him too.

Lol, Armenia ftw :D

Do you speak Armenian?

Getse Hayastan!

Do you speak Armenian?

Getse Hayastan!

I speak a little bit, and I only really know a few words, but for some reason when I hear someone speak Armenian I understand roughly what they are talking about, yet I could never say this stuff myself. It's very odd.

Armenia's one hell of a beautiful country. All it needs is more money flowing in.

On a side note, MR HAI is obviously Armenian! :D

I support this course of action.

I support this course of action.

Your husband finally got his way, I take it?

I agree, cool fantasy if the girls strap on rig [which seem to be outrageously expensive] stimulates her, too. Not much point in it if she's not getting off physically as well as psychologically. Ditto on the hot when she's in control.

It was kinda funny, except it demonstrates a lack of world view. Americans pay next to no tax as it is.

It's not the amount of taxes we pay, it's the incredibly stupid things they do with them, such as study bovine flatulence.

Use lube.

lots of lube, you sure you wanna do this? cause if taking a big shit hurts, imagine that big shit getting stuffed up your ass! try a finger instead?

funny how this img link is next to the page...
http://www.totse.com/images/minibanners/tshirthell_shirt_754.jpg

there's absolutely nothing gay or homosexual in having a girl "eff you in the A" as the OP so eloquently put it. homosexual=same sex. just do it the same you would with her, slowly and with lots of lube

Come up with a safety word, just in case. But up until that point, just remember to squeal like a piggy! EEEEEEE!!!!