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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-09-12, 20:02
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Question swinophobic faiths?

What is the cause of Judaism and Islam's prohibition of pork? And furthermore, why does Christianity waive this ban?
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Old 2007-09-12, 20:28
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Because God said not to eat it.
But really because if not cooked properly you'll get sick.

Then Jesus said all animals were clean, or something along those lines.
But really people just knew how to cook and preserve things a little better.

And Muslims don't think Jesus had the power to cleanse the animals. So they stick with the old laws.

I think that's pretty much it.
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Old 2007-09-12, 20:48
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Because a pig is a filthy animal.
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Old 2007-09-12, 21:15
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Because a pig is a filthy animal.
Also delicious
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Old 2007-09-12, 21:18
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^That is a common misconception.

Thing is,pigs don't have sweat glands, and will lie around in mud to keep cool--given a choice, however, they would prefer clean water to lie around in.

And domesticated pigs don't have much choice regarding their menu, so will eat pretty much whatever is given them--floor sweepings, corpses, whatever.
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Old 2007-09-12, 21:48
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mmmmm... corpses. Remeber to get you're 6 servings of brains.







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Old 2007-09-13, 00:24
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Pork is naturally a fatty and cholesterol-laden meat. If God wanted to keep his people healthy, it wouldnt be the best choice of food to give them.

Jesus told Peter to eat a bunch of animals including bugs at one point. Peter complained about it saying that they were unclean. Jesus then replied telling Peter not to call animals unclean which he called clean. (Acts 1:5)

Jesus <3 bacon.
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Old 2007-09-13, 02:21
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(Acts 1:5)

Jesus <3 bacon.
and.....bugs?!
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Old 2007-09-13, 03:14
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Also delicious
"A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces."
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Old 2007-09-13, 07:18
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Then Jesus said all animals were clean, or something along those lines.
I believe St. Peter had a dream in which God told him to that it was ok to eat non kosher stuff. Plus getting rid of those rules made it more desirable for heathens to convert ot Christianinty.
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Old 2007-09-13, 10:08
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Because God said not to eat it.
But really because if not cooked properly you'll get sick.

Then Jesus said all animals were clean, or something along those lines.
But really people just knew how to cook and preserve things a little better.

And Muslims don't think Jesus had the power to cleanse the animals. So they stick with the old laws.

I think that's pretty much it.
This post mirrors my own views, thus I quote it, as it shares in what I would believe to be the truth.
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Old 2007-09-13, 11:26
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There's a long standing conception that pigs are dirty and unfit to eat, thus the campaign with the whole "The Other White Meat" thing. Plenty of old people will refuse to eat pork for the same reason, or will have reservations about doing so. It's probably also a class thing.
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Old 2007-09-14, 22:19
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"A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces."


Sammy's always right.

I don't eat pork cuz I think it tastes shitty. And its always riddled with fat. Im more of cow man myself. That shit'll go down raw!
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Old 2007-09-14, 23:33
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Originally Posted by Howard.Stern View Post
Because God said not to eat it.
But really because if not cooked properly you'll get sick.

Then Jesus said all animals were clean, or something along those lines.
But really people just knew how to cook and preserve things a little better.

And Muslims don't think Jesus had the power to cleanse the animals. So they stick with the old laws.

I think that's pretty much it.
^^^^
Dead on.
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Old 2007-09-15, 01:32
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I don't eat pork cuz I think it tastes shitty. And its always riddled with fat.

You must be from the far, far north. Ever had a chunk of lean, juicy, tender smoked pork peeled right from the ribs of a plump, farm-raised pig that was slow-roasted over an open pit of fire?

Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal.

Once cooked, you only taste the flavor of the flesh. Unless you've slathered on shit-flavored barbeque sauce, the meat shouldn't taste anything but delicious.
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Old 2007-09-15, 17:08
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^^^
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