been meeting up with this certain girl for over 2 years now, it would only be every couple of months - when i could be arsed driving to hers for sex, each time we would fuck, she has her own place and a kid to look after, anyway each time she would tell me how much she really likes me and how much i'm in her heart and shit, shit that freaks me out, really lovey soppy shite that i'm not used to or into for that matter, so when we are in bed there and she says a corny line like that i just stay silent and kiss her, or do something else.

now shes asked me to move into her place in a few months and i've had people ringing me saying that she never shuts up about me and all that, we don't talk to each other much either which i find funny, she sends the occasional text to my phone with a long love message, with a basic jist of you're the one/i'l always love you/can't get you out of my heart and all that bollocks, i just never reply and if she says if i've got the text i say no.

shes supposed to be coming down my end next week but i really don't want her to, she rang me before saying alot of shit and then said what trains or busses would i need to get to yours? i said errrrrr my food is ready in a min ring me back in 20 mins, and since that moment i'm ignoring her phone calls and that, blocked her on msn etc, looked at her profile on one of them profile sites where you post a picture and a bit about yourself and its got me all over it, pictures, my name and all that.

fuck.

i could never see myself in a relationship with this girl whatsoever, to her i'm the pearl in the ocean, the omega, the only person she wants to be with, the one - basically.

what does el southernsun do in times of crisis? tell her to fuck off? ignore her completely for a while? tell her that i'm seeing someone else now? tell her that i'm just not interested? i wouldn't be lying if i said them two either.

i wouldn't want her to contact me again after this though, no doubt id get the odd text or phonecall off her though, should change my phonenumber.

its like a thorn in your arse that never goes away.

she'l try and ruin my new relationship and i don't want that.

She sounds like an Essex bird mate...Got a foreign mate at work who has learned first hand why you don't go for Essex birds!

Anyways....

I would say tell her she's gone bunny boiler on you mate. All this lovey dovey stuff is freaking you out. That should give you some time to recupe...Plan your retreat (yes retreat).
Once you tell her she's taking things too quickly for you, she'll most likely say something along the lines of "Alright...I'll calm down...Sorry" eventually. Don't be fooled. She's primed and ready to pounce.

Once you've gotten her to calm down a bit, give her time to realise she's going too fast then when she makes contact again (and she will...Pretty soon) you tell her she's freaking you out with this relationship stuff and talk of responsibilities, you can't do it and sever all contact with her. No phone, no email, no IMing, nothing! And please tell me she doesn't know your address!

Sooner or later she'll get the message.

You've told her what the deal is and you'll get rid of her.

Anything else, make a thread and we'll see what I can remember from my days of Essex Retreats!

All the best mate.

nope i havent seen this girl for about 7 weeks now, but lately, fuck knows why, shes got really obsessive and that, and i've been with my new girl for 3 weeks.

she would ruin it by keep texting and ringing me, i dont want that, i'm getting a new number soon anyway - fuck her.

Heh, fucking coward.

Just come out with it. Tell her you're not interested anymore and she should just move on. You obviously don't give a fuck about her so what's it to you if you break her heart?

If you don't have the balls to do that then make some shit up like you've joined the army and you're going to Iraq, then next week get a mate to txt her saying you've been killed in action.

Change your phone numbers and email addie and stop using any usernames that she's seen you under before.

I've said to her before though that i'm not ready for a relationship and all that, that you are rushing me etc, then she did lay off for a while then started texting me and ringing me all the time again, she won't ever go away i've tried everything, i even told her i was seeing someone else once when i wasn't - and she upped the ringing and texting, that was a fucking nightmare mate, once i even told her to stop it when i went mad at her down the fone, but still its none stop harrassment.

shes ringing me right now as i'm writing this line, i woke up this morning with 28 missed calls on my fone, she wants me to play daddy with her 4yr old daughter - fuck that for a laugh.

she'l ring me off her house phone, her mobile, then withhold the number, you know - the 141 before the number so it comes up as "private call" on your screen, blah, can't fool a fooler.

Fake your own death :).

So you call BT and your mobile operator and have them block her numbers. You tell them that she's harassing you and they'll do it no problems. Then the only way she'd be able to call you is by using a payphone or something.

I still like the idea of telling her you've joined the army, then you disappear and "die".

And hey, playing "Daddy" isn't so bad, depending on what you're into :P

Ahhhhh...For a Scouser, you're good mate!

Definitely get her number blocked sunshine. That's the easiest way.
As for the army thing...I've used that to say no to a chick...Worked like a charm mate!

And yeah...You don't wanna be lumbered playing daddy...My brother is in that shit now (of his own will!) and this chick is a nutcase...Telling him it's all over coz he wants to come out and have a couple beers with me and our cousin...That he should give the keys to the house back to her...Then at the end of that lovely little text, she says "by the way, your son is getting picked on"

Now hang about...If it's all over between them, wouldn't that make the boy NOT his son anymore?!

Let this be a lesson to all lads out there...Find out if she has a kid first...And make it clear and obvious that you just want to fuck her...Or this could happen to you!

Lol, great advice there Psycho.

And don't believe everything you read in the papers about Scousers XD They're not ALL lying, thieving scum-bags.. just most of 'em.

Yeah...There are always exceptions to rules mate.

Nath where in liverpool you from mate?

Shes got the hint now i think!

She sounds like an Essex bird mate...Got a foreign mate at work who has learned first hand why you don't go for Essex birds!


HAHA!
QTF.
Im in basically the exact same situation with a essex girl. Shes so clingy and just pathetic. They should realise when they are not wanted.
Listen to psycho, DO NOT go near essex birds...

Nath where in liverpool you from mate?

Originally from the Dovecot area, why?

HAHA!
QTF.
Im in basically the exact same situation with a essex girl. Shes so clingy and just pathetic. They should realise when they are not wanted.
Listen to psycho, DO NOT go near essex birds...

Mate, I wish I had listened to Psycho...I was very close to getting all entangled in an Essex web recently...Thank fuck she got scared that I was too good for her and that she loved me enough to let me go. And yes that's what she said to me crying her eyes out and telling me she would do anything for me and hopes I'm single when she can get over some shit.

Toooooooooo much drama dude!