Last night I put an add on craigs list looking for a girl to be in a threesome. But this guy messaged me and they picked me up, got me drunk, stoned, and i ent up getting 50 bucks just for jerking off with them.

anyone else do this?

Nah, but for being drunk and stoned and 50 bucks, I'd probably jerk someone off. If it was getting me drunk, stoned, given me a fat bag o' coke or some oxy and a bottle and $300, i'd probably blow a dude.

I'm a guy, btw.

Yeah, id blow some guy for less than what you want though, no one will pay that unless your from n sync

I once considered whoring myself out to rich hot single women, but then I realised I didn't know any.

my (gay) friend had some guy pay him $90 and give him a bottle of vodka (a big deal when you're 16ish) to let the guy blow him.

he got paid to get head, if the first sentence didn't make sense. he said the guy sucked though and he had to go jerk off afterwards to finish.

i met up with some girl off a profile website, we had sex in my car, then i said fuck i've not alot of petrol, she give me £25, so i guess thats getting paid for it! =-] i was worth every penny.

I went through a phase at 15. I opened up chat rooms on the old MSN service before they shut it down, advertising myself as "rent boy for hire". Only ever went through with it once and made £95 to spend a night in a hotel with this dude.

Didn't even have to do much. He did all the work and then fell asleep after he blew his nuts. Not bad for a night of laying naked on a bed.

Boy, man, So are youse saying that your'e of the homosexual orientation?






Minions Attack!

Boy, man, So are youse saying that your'e of the homosexual orientation?


Minions Attack!

Meh, best of both Worlds for me.

If only I could find some hot chick to pay me money to fuck her...That would be win right there!

My fiance's friend offered to pay us $500 for a night with me. My fiance said no, then she offered $700. She should have said yes, cause the chick was doable and we needed money at the time.

Why are humans such scum?

Example of human scum.

I once got paid £200 for just under 3 hours of work..
don't think I'll be doing it again, I could have put myself in danger, and it was as boring as hell.
Plus it would break my mother's heart.

I'm a grill whore allready,. and by god is that one dirty, hot bitch.

That's enough for me for now.

I fucked a girl who I wouldn't have fucked if she didn't have a buncha coke.

She had an unusual nose but a nice body. Don't really regret it.

I gave someone rides and the occasional cigarette for a month or two, in exchange for sex on a consistent basis. Some people call that a relationship, but we never did. It really was a mutually beneficial business arrangement.

Although I do wonder from time to time which one of us was the whore...

She had an unusual nose but a nice body.Jewess?

Jewess?

nah just an odd nose. The better to rail with I suppose. I could find a pic of her on facebook but then someone'd find some way to stalk her.

I'd whore myself out to a girl, as long as she isn't fat or old.

Ugly?

nah just an odd nose.That's a shame :( I could find a pic of her on facebook but then someone'd find some way to stalk her.Who on Totse has that kind of time?

Ugly?

Doesn't really matter. Unless she is like painful to look at.

Doesn't really matter. Unless she is like painful to look at.

And even then, alcohol solves all.

Nope, never.

Nope, never.Give it time...

The coke will catch up to you, you'll be in a dark place, the rent will be post past due...

kind of... my cousins friend took me shopping and bought a bunch of shit for me like clothes, hats, cologne, and dinner then she pressed herself on me at her apartment and when i was like "i'm not real comfortably" she flipped out like "i'm taking all that shit back you ungrateful bastard!" needless to say i kept the stuff.

kind of... my cousins friend took me shopping and bought a bunch of shit for me like clothes, hats, cologne, and dinner then she pressed herself on me at her apartment and when i was like "i'm not real comfortably" she flipped out like "i'm taking all that shit back you ungrateful bastard!" needless to say i kept the stuff.Why didn't you fuck her?

You're no better than the whores that let a guy buy them expensive dinners and take them to expensive events, and then act outraged when he tries to step things up.

When someone buys you goods and services, you should expect to repay them. That's how a capitalist society works.

I've had sex with girls just to do all their drugs on multiple occasions.

Why didn't you fuck her?

You're no better than the whores that let a guy buy them expensive dinners and take them to expensive events, and then act outraged when he tries to step things up.

When someone buys you goods and services, you should expect to repay them. That's how a capitalist society works.

When i say i kept the stuff, i meant that i did fuck her. And when she was buying me that that shit she didn't mention any "payment" in return so thats basically entrapment.

When i say i kept the stuff, i meant that i did fuck her. And when she was buying me that that shit she didn't mention any "payment" in return so thats basically entrapment.

No that's basically a perfect fucking situation!

She buys you clothes and shit then wants to fuck your brains out...All you need is a case of beer and some heavy metal and it would a truly perfect situation!

I envy you people. :(

That's a shame :( Who on Totse has that kind of time?

how bout everyone?

If you promise not to stalk I'll post a pic. She's pretty decent actually.

how bout everyone?

If you promise not to stalk I'll post a pic. She's pretty decent actually.

I don;t have that kind of time...I work most of the time.

I promise I won't stalk her!

how bout everyone?

If you promise not to stalk I'll post a pic. She's pretty decent actually.
I promise not to stalk.

I promise not to stalk.

and I want answers for who deleted my "piss test" thread in BLTC. That was funny as fuck, at least to me. You give a little, you get a little.

I even found a pic which highlights her nose, which seems to have gotten better.

and I want answers for who deleted my "piss test" thread in BLTC. That was funny as fuck, at least to me. You give a little, you get a little.

I even found a pic which highlights her nose, which seems to have gotten better.

Wasn't me...

Give it time...

The coke will catch up to you, you'll be in a dark place, the rent will be post past due...

lawl

coke is gay

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1508612

About the closest I've come.

I have had a few girls paying for my boos. Just to have their way with me.

This one time a girl pushed me to go out and drink with her on a sunday. I was sleepy as fuck, i had been up for like 30 hours. She bought me 16 bootles of beer. And let's say I got so fucked up that I couldn't do jack shit.

Yes. I would. But I wouldn't be proud of it and I'd have an overwhelming desire to kill them afterwards.

Sooo.. why do it?

Wasn't me...

Ok, good enough... Here's a pic in profile so you can fap to the jewishness of her nose...


http://tinyurl.com/2lydg9

This was at least 3 years ago and she's kinda gotten a bit better lookin. Never mind the random dumbfuck looking down her top...

Ok, good enough... Here's a pic in profile so you can fap to the jewishness of her nose...


http://tinyurl.com/2lydg9

This was at least 3 years ago and she's kinda gotten a bit better lookin. Never mind the random dumbfuck looking down her top...That is an odd nose on her...

That is an odd nose on her...

do you want to stick your dick in it?

do you want to stick your dick in it?No, I want to take her to synagogue and do lines off the aron hakodesh.

No, I want to take her to synagogue and do lines off the aron hakodesh.

why not the torah to celebrate roshashannana?

why not the torah to celebrate roshashannana?Because the aron hakodesh is more holy. It's a representation of the Ark of the Covenant.

Also, I think they keep the torah in there, but I'm not positive.

Also, rosh hashanah is over at sundown tonight... just a few more hours....

Because the aron hakodesh is more holy. It's a representation of the Ark of the Covenant.

Also, I think they keep the torah in there, but I'm not positive.

Also, rosh hashanah is over at sundown tonight... just a few more hours....

so how many layers of your cock did they shave off at circumcision?

so how many layers of your cock did they shave off at circumcision?

I'm not Jewish

I'm not Jewish

I can see why that girl is the best this guy can get. He's a real annoying asshole.

I can see why that girl is the best this guy can get. He's a real annoying asshole.Wait, what?

Wait, what?

LOL. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about gettoffmylawn. He was just being kind of derogatory towards that girl, and he seemed like a real scum bag to do it on the internet.

I had this Chinese girl as a stoner buddy once. She was ugly but had this ultra hot lesbian lover. Long story short, she offers me a $20 of weed in exchange for giving her "sum booty". I slept with both of them. As amazing as it was, it still doesn't stand out as one of my top sexual experiences.

LOL. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about gettoffmylawn. He was just being kind of derogatory towards that girl, and he seemed like a real scum bag to do it on the internet.

Ok wtf? I come here all hung over and CarbonB off all people is calling me an annoying scumbag or something. The same CarbonB who spent his friday night posting on here and playing with his manboobs with his eyes closed and pretending he's a woman. I was being "kind of derogatory?" while you made fun of every girl on the photo thread to make you feel better about your own insecurities and shortcomings you fucking loser. I fucked this chick for coke years ago and she is a generally nice girl and it was at a time in my life where I'd do anything short of sucking dick for coke.

You're a fucking pathetic loser with no life as everyone on here knows for a fact and have no reason to open your mouth unless its to stick your fingers down your throat to lose some fucking weight. Do something about your head shape and facial features too!

I once got $70 for sitting naked while people drew my body.

I am a whore.

the hooker gave the $ back. Does that count?

I did a nude photo shoot for free if that counts?

I did a nude photo shoot for free if that counts?You slut!