so the other day i'm trying to get into my house

my house has one of those key pad things that you can open the garage with that is kept in the utility box outside.

when i open it, i find a stole fifth of jager just sitting there. like someone left it there just for me.

so this person would have to know that i open this utility box regularly. they would also have to know that i drink. but they don't know much about me because i don't drink jager.

i don't let many people know where i live

this is weird...

Why is this here?....besides the prohibition era is over, just about everybody drinks.

this is weird...

HELLA weird

inb4somethinghappens

You think you have an admirer?


Allthough.. you might not want to drink that, considering you dont know who put it there, where it's been, or how they may have..improved the recipe.

If this sort of shit continues and it creeps you out, take it to the police. They *might* be able to dust the stuff you get for fingerprints.


More than likely you'll go to school tomorrow and see a bunch of people giggling in a corner and occaisionally looking over at you. Allthough if it was a girl a card with lots of hearts and stars would probably have been stuck to the jager..


Odd.

yea dude, don't drink it. someone you pissed off probably pissed in it.

Do you have parents? Siblings? Chances are it's one of theirs. If it's your parents, well, one of them's an alcoholic. Sorry.

I honestly don't know what to think. I don't think it's tanted because there's still a steal proof top on it that store around here put on it. the only way to remove it is with a hammer.

Finger prints don't do anything unless there are suspects. and I'm in college so it's for sure not some girl from class.


Do you have parents? Siblings? Chances are it's one of theirs. If it's your parents, well, one of them's an alcoholic. Sorry.


no one in my family steals. no one in my family drinks jager

Be man, knock the top off and drink the shit.

The alcohol fairy has bestowed upon you a gift...Of Jager...Do not anger the alcohol fairy by not drinking it.

Go home tonight and find a 6-pack of Red Bull, and then we'll talk.

...idiot!