Anyone here use the female condoms? Pros Cons?

Do you always get up to throw yours away when you're done? My old roommate always just threw them on the floor...

Whatever you do, don't throw them out of the window. Some kids will find it and blow it into a baloon.

Whatever you do, don't throw them out of the window. Some kids will find it and blow it into a baloon.

I'm guessing you and your friends were 'those kids'? =P

Never used a female condom. Never want to... Even using normal condoms just doesn't feel the same, I cant even imagine using a female one and I don't want to. Condoms are such a hassle I hate it. My girlfriend always buys them in bulk and then they somehow all end up at my house so that she doesn't have to deal with them.

I hate having to worry about what I did with the wrapper in the heat of it all, and then what to do with the used condom if i cant flush it.

And I don't know if anybody else has this problem but sometimes I lose my boner before I even end up getting it on all the way. I hate when I put it on backwards and try rolling it down my cock but it doesnt roll down because its INSIDE OUT dammit. Trying to put them on in the dark is the worst though.

I just hate condoms period.

Although they do play a pretty big role in todays society.

I'm guessing you and your friends were 'those kids'? =P

Luckily I was very educated for my age :P

Condoms make me feel like i'm going into a surgery and leave my dick dry and irritated.

This thread title should have been "female condoms".

Naw, because its also asking what one does with theirs after they're done.

Polyurethane, it's called a fucking trashcan, why the fuck would you want to keep track of the wrapper? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HARDON IN THE SECONDS IT TAKES TO PUT A CONDOM ON!?

Wow...stop using your dicks please.

Condom's do suck, but they suck a lot less then babies. I usually just wrap them in a paper towel or throw them away, or eat them.

Whatever you do, don't throw them out of the window. Some kids will find it and blow it into a baloon.

that happened at the elementary school by my old house. true story.

Yeah, it was funny.

In grade school, if there was a condom somewhere on the field (I don't know why on earth someone would throw a condom in a field) but, everyone would gather around and poke it with sticks.

Why do people need to wrap condoms in anything or flush them down the toilet? Just throw them in the garbage. Unless you're 14 and afraid your mom will find them. If you can't have a sex life independent of your parents desires then you're not ready anyway.

Polyurethane, it's called a fucking trashcan, why the fuck would you want to keep track of the wrapper? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HARDON IN THE SECONDS IT TAKES TO PUT A CONDOM ON!?

Wow...stop using your dicks please.

lols yur fat.

Polyurethane, it's called a fucking trashcan, why the fuck would you want to keep track of the wrapper? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HARDON IN THE SECONDS IT TAKES TO PUT A CONDOM ON!?

Wow...stop using your dicks please.

The only places I have to fuck are places where either her or my parents still live dipshit. That means I have to keep it under wraps (no pun intended).

God damn I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 3rd grader. Why am I feeding the trolls anyway?

The only places I have to fuck are places where either her or my parents still live dipshit. That means I have to keep it under wraps (no pun intended).

God damn I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 3rd grader. Why am I feeding the trolls anyway?

Wheres the troll, what?

Wheres the troll, what?

Originally posted by CarbonB
Polyurethane, it's called a fucking trashcan, why the fuck would you want to keep track of the wrapper? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HARDON IN THE SECONDS IT TAKES TO PUT A CONDOM ON!?

Wow...stop using your dicks please.


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I wrap them in a papertowel for several reasons

1. I don't want semen oozing into my garbage can
2. It is courteous to my roomates not to have to look at a used rubber laying on top of the trash
3. that's like saying why don't you just jerk off on the floor and let it dry, I just don't like my semen getting all over the place

When I was in high school I used to have to walk through the woods to get to school.

Along the path, there was a condom tree.

People used to fuck in the woods, tie the rubbers off, and then tie them to the branches of a small tree.

You'd walk by, and the tree would be covered in multi-colored rubber leaves.

It probably wasn't the brightest idea for all those niggers to leave the police a nice DNA sample in the woods, but whatevs.

I'd imagine taking a moment of your time during unplanned sex to grab a paper towel would be a bit of a mood killer.

HAhaha thats awesome! I want a condom tree! Do you think one will grow if I plant a dirty condom?!

HAhaha thats awesome! I want a condom tree! Do you think one will grow if I plant a dirty condom?!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B1dnDWm0m8o

The only places I have to fuck are places where either her or my parents still live dipshit. That means I have to keep it under wraps (no pun intended).

God damn I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 3rd grader. Why am I feeding the trolls anyway?

i used to have to do that. fuck in my exs room while her mom was sleeping in the next room. she would stash all the used condoms in a cup by her tv.
moral of the story:
never sniff month old used condoms.

i used to have to do that. fuck in my exs room while her mom was sleeping in the next room. she would stash all the used condoms in a cup by her tv.
moral of the story:
never sniff month old used condoms.

Well there went my plans for the night.

The only places I have to fuck are places where either her or my parents still live dipshit. That means I have to keep it under wraps (no pun intended).

God damn I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 3rd grader. Why am I feeding the trolls anyway?

LOL, I'm the third grader yet YOU can't find a place to fuck OTHER then your mommy's house. Awwww, that's so admirable. Should I cry for you? Play my violin?

The only places I have to fuck are places where either her or my parents still live dipshit. That means I have to keep it under wraps (no pun intended).

God damn I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 3rd grader. Why am I feeding the trolls anyway?

Carbon is a douche.. but, has a good point..

If you're fucking in either of your parents house.. the parents know you're doing it. And if they DON'T know you're doing it.. MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE.. sex without noise is... well.. fucking pointless.

When you've had such loud sex that your parent complains in the morning about being woken up by it, thats when you're having sex my friend.

On that note, you don't have to hide the condoms.. Garbage can is just fine.. Why everyone has these weird "my parents can't know" ideas anyway.. I will never understand. When I started dating my current girlfriend(who's 31 mind you) we ended up fucking at my dads place once.. and I put the condom in the kitchen garbage, tweaked her all sorts of silly.

So it's not just youngins.. who cares who knows that you're fuckin'? They're fuckin' in the other room too.

The only places I have to fuck are places where either her or my parents still live dipshit. That means I have to keep it under wraps (no pun intended).

God damn I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 3rd grader. Why am I feeding the trolls anyway?

LOL what are you, 12? Aw, poor kid's mommy and daddy can't know he's getting his pencil wet with his (probably hideous) girlfriend. What the fuck dude? I've never met anyone else who has the issue of losing wood when the condom touches their dick.

I bet you sit at home all day, when you can't see your girlfriend, and listen to lame ass nu metal and trance, and post on your blog about how you wanna kill your parents because they suck so bad, faggot. In fact, I'm surprised you fuck at all, because I don't know ANY girl who'd wanna fuck a lame ass tool like you. Then again, I don't surround myself with ugly sluts.

I can almost see your response to this now: You're either gonna post, to try to own me, or not post because you know your ass just got handed to you. It'll probably go like this:

OMG I am not a fukkn t00l like i got me lotsa frendz n stuff, u faggut, u dont kno me, blah blah blah, my gurl iz hawt, fuk u i luv my parents, ;aoljsdfoija.

Well let me tell you something, cockholster: I hope you do hate your parents. If I were you, I would. If someone gave birth just to bring me into your miserable existence of a life, I would hate them with every ounce in my body. You should probably kill your parents, kill your ugly whore girlfriend, then kill yourself, you ball sucking sack of horse shit.

FUCK YOU.

i used to have to do that. fuck in my exs room while her mom was sleeping in the next room. she would stash all the used condoms in a cup by her tv.
moral of the story:
never sniff month old used condoms.

qft. my closet now reeks of 3 month old used condoms after i forgot to throw them away before i went to my boyfriend's house for the summer.

I think i get harder when im putting the condom on. For two reasons, i know im about to get some, and my girl is putting it on for me.

If you hate putting on condoms just ask who ever your about to fuck to put it on. And if she fucks up just slap her and get another.

BTW: This thread fails.

LOL what are you, 12? Aw, poor kid's mommy and daddy can't know he's getting his pencil wet with his (probably hideous) girlfriend. What the fuck dude? I've never met anyone else who has the issue of losing wood when the condom touches their dick.

I bet you sit at home all day, when you can't see your girlfriend, and listen to lame ass nu metal and trance, and post on your blog about how you wanna kill your parents because they suck so bad, faggot. In fact, I'm surprised you fuck at all, because I don't know ANY girl who'd wanna fuck a lame ass tool like you. Then again, I don't surround myself with ugly sluts.

I can almost see your response to this now: You're either gonna post, to try to own me, or not post because you know your ass just got handed to you. It'll probably go like this:

OMG I am not a fukkn t00l like i got me lotsa frendz n stuff, u faggut, u dont kno me, blah blah blah, my gurl iz hawt, fuk u i luv my parents, ;aoljsdfoija.

Well let me tell you something, cockholster: I hope you do hate your parents. If I were you, I would. If someone gave birth just to bring me into your miserable existence of a life, I would hate them with every ounce in my body. You should probably kill your parents, kill your ugly whore girlfriend, then kill yourself, you ball sucking sack of horse shit.

FUCK YOU.

Lol, this was hilarious to read.

qft. my closet now reeks of 3 month old used condoms after i forgot to throw them away before i went to my boyfriend's house for the summer.

What the fuck...? Is all I have to say. Good god, do you forget to clean your pussy too?

The babies?

Just throw the condoms in the trash.

I was watching tv with my gf one time and her dad walks in, and he had just been in her room, he was like "So I see you guys are running out of condoms, Im going to the store, want me to get you some?"

LOL what are you, 12? Aw, poor kid's mommy and daddy can't know he's getting his pencil wet with his (probably hideous) girlfriend. What the fuck dude? I've never met anyone else who has the issue of losing wood when the condom touches their dick.

I bet you sit at home all day, when you can't see your girlfriend, and listen to lame ass nu metal and trance, and post on your blog about how you wanna kill your parents because they suck so bad, faggot. In fact, I'm surprised you fuck at all, because I don't know ANY girl who'd wanna fuck a lame ass tool like you. Then again, I don't surround myself with ugly sluts.

I can almost see your response to this now: You're either gonna post, to try to own me, or not post because you know your ass just got handed to you. It'll probably go like this:

OMG I am not a fukkn t00l like i got me lotsa frendz n stuff, u faggut, u dont kno me, blah blah blah, my gurl iz hawt, fuk u i luv my parents, ;aoljsdfoija.

Well let me tell you something, cockholster: I hope you do hate your parents. If I were you, I would. If someone gave birth just to bring me into your miserable existence of a life, I would hate them with every ounce in my body. You should probably kill your parents, kill your ugly whore girlfriend, then kill yourself, you ball sucking sack of horse shit.

FUCK YOU.

Haha im glad to see you can make all of those conclusions from a post i made containing 4 sentences. Fun read though.

Haha im glad to see you can make all of those conclusions from a post i made containing 4 sentences. Fun read though.

I don't see you denying anything...

I don't see you denying anything...

lolz, yur fat.

lolz, yur fat.

I see I have a new fan, pleasure to meet you maggot, but not really.

this thread=lulz

I see I have a new fan, pleasure to meet you maggot, but not really.

Saw yur pics, nice *winks*

Saw yur pics, nice *winks*

I know you did, why else would you be following me around? *Insert insult only dip shits will relate to*

Lol every thread with carbon turns into a shitfest.

qft. why hasn't he been banned yet?

qft. why hasn't he been banned yet?


So far, there's not a ban for the reason of "being a fat fucking loser" but his trolling is going too far now.
It's being discussed by the S&A mods but till this is sorted out the easiest, most pleasureable option is to put him on your ignore list.
Go to userCP,Scroll down to Miscellaneous options and click on Buddy/Ignore lists. From there you can add whoever the hell you want to your buddy list or ignore lists. It's a beautifull function.

I dont suppose anyone here has realized that all you have to do to dispose of condoms is after youre done, wash it and put it in a ziploc, and put that in your pocket. I doubt anyones going to search you for it. Take said ziploc with you on your way home or on a walk and dump it somewhere outside. Or, theres always the possibility of burning it. Fires fun. Try filling a condom with AXE deodorant or some kind of cheap cologne, then lighting it. That makes for some really good laughs.

So far, there's not a ban for the reason of "being a fat fucking loser"

lulz.

Why? Just throw it away.

qft. why hasn't he been banned yet?

Well, they let me off the hook because I contributed to the "birth control" thread with some very effective and informative answers.

So far, there's not a ban for the reason of "being a fat fucking loser" but his trolling is going too far now.
It's being discussed by the S&A mods but till this is sorted out the easiest, most pleasureable option is to put him on your ignore list.
Go to userCP,Scroll down to Miscellaneous options and click on Buddy/Ignore lists. From there you can add whoever the hell you want to your buddy list or ignore lists. It's a beautifull function.

Lol, this desperation is almost unbearable to read.

I dont suppose anyone here has realized that all you have to do to dispose of condoms is after youre done, wash it and put it in a ziploc, and put that in your pocket. I doubt anyones going to search you for it. Take said ziploc with you on your way home or on a walk and dump it somewhere outside. Or, theres always the possibility of burning it. Fires fun. Try filling a condom with AXE deodorant or some kind of cheap cologne, then lighting it. That makes for some really good laughs.

Sounds like a lot of explaining to do if the bag accidentally falls out of your pocket.

lulz.

Ironic that they used lulz?

Why? Just throw it away.

Just throw it away...why the fuck didn't I think of that?

Yeah fuck condoms. What I find, though, is that I don't lose an erection while putting a condom on, or when I do I wasn't fully hard anyways. They're uncomfortable, etc etc... But I fuck druggies. So hooray for not having shit I don't want to have!

Actually, condoms aren't that bad. At least you getting some, so its worth. Though she puts it on me with her mouth to make it fun.

Dispose of condoms in the free Sharps box from the Free Stuff thread?