I was just getting into that old thread (even with the flames) so I'm making a new one.

...Because people expect the OP to post their own

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1630/snakegriffincc4.jpg



What was I on?

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/sadfsfa.jpg

Photo of me: www.tinyurl.com/yoyaxa

Videos of me: www.youtube.com/nicolasivy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/mattimuss.jpg

^^^me drunk.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/IMG_0047.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/IMG_0048.jpg


^^^taken on the cabot trail


http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v107/77/55/513467802/n513467802_144822_9138.jpg


^^me and buddy tyler.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/blunt.jpg

smokin a big blunt with my old haircut.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/IMG_0012.jpg

^^^lame baywatch-esque picture

So what d'ya think?
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BTW although I dont look it I'm actually 20.

anyways in hopes of getting responses to my post here's a pictureof some tits a girl sent me.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/Cigar015.jpg

Heres me, 30kg lighter then I was the last time I posted a picture of myself on totse:


http://i3.tinypic.com/4u9kbjr.jpg

Are you tripping in this pic?

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=66b3cwm

you know you love me

Glad to see a new one of these up. You look a lot younger than I pictured you, though, TS. And Khepri, that's a really cute picture of you.


http://i4.tinypic.com/5y214ee.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/4r1s8kh.jpg

Thank you! :)I like your hair! :o

http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_a0d530e3b89a5362c6adb312bd18253a.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/sadfsfa.jpgOh no! Look out for that chemical truck!!!!Glad to see a new one of these up. You look a lot younger than I pictured you, though, TS. And Khepri, that's a really cute picture of you.


http://i4.tinypic.com/5y214ee.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/4r1s8kh.jpgIf I were drunk, I'd probably let you touch my penis.

http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_a0d530e3b89a5362c6adb312bd18253a.jpg

Your still as totally do-able as you were the last time you posted a pic.

http://i1.tinypic.com/4zye6ub.jpg

http://i1.tinypic.com/4zye6ub.jpg

oh god HOT. i forgot you were a girl sorry.

http://i1.tinypic.com/4zye6ub.jpg

I've probably said it before, but:

(Hilary Swank - (horse face)) + (Katherine Heigl * ½ ) = YouLookFourteen

You can't argue with maths.

http://i15.tinypic.com/6h4gec6.jpg

Perfect pic in time for 9/11

Counter-Terrorists WIN!

Khepri is pretty and I never even knew she was a she.

Congratulations indermaur for the weight loss, that's some good work man.

Bates23 I get that a lot, I'm 21 if you or anyone were wondering...Out of curiousity how young could I pass for just going off that original pic?

CatharticWeek is that a lava lamp-like lamp in your hands? Or are you just... :p

heh OLD! ...Taken about a year ago

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4130/im000336lu6.jpg

Your still as totally do-able as you were the last time you posted a pic.

http://a532.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_60b93451e85fb51d2402ce042481d4fb.jpg

here I am...


http://photos-075.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v112/130/36/1476660075/n1476660075_30004572_5323.jpg

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k263/slacker431/HPIM2330.jpg

Who has two nostrils and enjoys getting blowjobs?


This guy. (http://ajare.org/?q=gallery&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=29797)

How come I can't do IMG tags? :(

I don't post enough for anyone to know me, so this is all you get.

(About a year and a half old)
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/Dack9/haircut.jpg

No, I won't get it cut.

[ img] DIRECT IMAGE URL [ /img]

Though no spaces in the brackets!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/spinjoel/meandbob.jpg
I'm on the right. Both of us are very high in this picture.

http://i1.tinypic.com/4zye6ub.jpg

I'ma pimp smack yo ass, bitch! You my hooker now...

Now it's time for me to take my prize! I'm gonna rape you, bitch!!!

You ready?

You ready?

You ready, huh, bitch?

You ready?!

Are you tripping in this pic?

Funnily enough no, I had a rather serious eye infection early last year and almost lost my vision completely. My vision is luckily intact, however, the after effect is that my pupils dilate and undialate at odd times.

Well, here's some okay pictures.

http://a573.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_ef540602bc1ff99ccaf69666e41290c4.jpg

http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01441/36/25/1441675263_l.jpg

http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01330/76/37/1330597367_l.jpg

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01192/18/94/1192184981_l.jpg


The boardsport is kitesurfing.

The gun a Stag arms AR15.

I'ma pimp smack yo ass, bitch! You my hooker now...

Now it's time for me to take my prize! I'm gonna rape you, bitch!!!

You ready?

You ready?

You ready, huh, bitch?

You ready?!

This is why you are going to be a virgin your whole like. Don't be a dick to her, you're lucky she posts her pictures. I'm sure she knows the amount of harrasement she will get.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Celtiisapyro/september247.jpg

I got henna done the other day. And I have ugly stubby fingers. :(

Whatever, stubby fingers are best for crushing a mans windpipe. At least from what I've found.

edit: nice eyes.

This is me :)

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2479/photo28ji8.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/630cy2t.jpg

me now

http://i14.tinypic.com/4vr8xo8.jpg

me...when i had my badass hippy hair (i miss it so fuckin much)

B..b..brownfinger?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Celtiisapyro/september247.jpg

I got henna done the other day. And I have ugly stubby fingers. :(lol. Brownfinger reincarnate.

Wow.. that looks like 2 completely different people.

B..b..brownfinger?

Lulz. Great minds think alike.

your fingures don't look too stubby... need to let your nails get a little longer though...

Wow.. that looks like 2 completely different people.

yeah... i was only a year younger in the hippy hair one, and arguably look older in it than now. Im also more tanned now, that might be it.

http://i1.tinypic.com/4zye6ub.jpg

Blah, you're boring.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/spinjoel/meandbob.jpg
I'm on the right. Both of us are very high in this picture.

The reason your hands are crossed?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Celtiisapyro/september247.jpg

I got henna done the other day. And I have ugly stubby fingers. :(

Blah, you're also boring.

Blah, you're boring.



The reason your hands are crossed?



Blah, you're also boring.

Gay troll is probably gay.

Gay troll is probably gay.

Probably gay? Or I am gay? At least grow some fucking nuts and out right accuse me of something you little bitch.

I am looking at a picture, and from these pictures my opinion is "boring". Want me to go find 10,000 girls who look the exact fucking same? Get your head out of your ass you 12 year old douche decaying in mommy's basement.

Eh, found some other (slightly newer) ones in my shittyily organized pictures folder.

http://i3.tinypic.com/4umyzox.jpg

http://i3.tinypic.com/2rh4cw7.jpg

http://i2.tinypic.com/660eglz.jpg

And robinhoody, it would be an honor.

Probably gay? Or I am gay? At least grow some fucking nuts and out right accuse me of something you little bitch.

I am looking at a picture, and from these pictures my opinion is "boring". Want me to go find 10,000 girls who look the exact fucking same? Get your head out of your ass you 12 year old douche decaying in mommy's basement.

Hey carbon, instead of insulting other's pictures, why don't you instead post a picture of yourself.


I wanna see what this internet tough guy looks like.

This is why you are going to be a virgin your whole like. Don't be a dick to her, you're lucky she posts her pictures. I'm sure she knows the amount of harrasement she will get.

i think it was simply a reference to "THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" although i agree its a Dick move.
ill edit this with pics later.

Hey carbon, instead of insulting other's pictures, why don't you instead post a picture of yourself.


I wanna see what this internet tough guy looks like.


He won't post one.

So, here. http://ajare.org/?q=gallery&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=568

He won't post one.

So, here. http://ajare.org/?q=gallery&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=568

"EL O EL"


looks like the guy from full metal jacket(jack it) who blew his freakin head off.
only fatter and uglier

EDIT:with assburgers


POINT AND LAUGH CHILDREN!

eh fuck editing.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/inguttedGore/ohnoes.jpg
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc69/inguttedGore/eh.jpg
well?

YouLookFourteen is extremely cute. :)

nah carbon's right, i always get told by random strangers that i remind them of someone, they're sure they've met me before, etc. i have a fairly boring generic face.

No he's not. Strangers might say that to you, but thats just because they feel they need an excuse to continue looking at you.

Given the opportunity I would rape your face off, and I mean that in most positive, least creepy way possible. Really.

nah carbon's right, i always get told by random strangers that i remind them of someone, they're sure they've met me before, etc. i have a fairly boring generic face.People say that because you DO look like someone they know- Hilary Swank and Katherine Heigl.

The next time someone says that to you, show them my math. It's foolproof.

Bewbs/vahoojeeyumyum/GET TEH FUCKS OUTZ

He won't post one.

So, here. http://ajare.org/?q=gallery&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=568
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Keep on topic or dont post in the thread.

OOOH gosh, such a hard concept to grasp!

Maybe it's because the majority of people on TOTSE are desperate and degenerate men, and because it is worth pointing out when one of us isn't a desperate and degenerate man.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l102/skids927/tts.jpg

ok, i just wondering, is there a a reason that every girl whos posts in this thread gets flattered with complements? Yes, the ones who have posted are cute, but seriously, carbon was right, girls that look like they do are a dime a dozen. Im not putting them down, im just saying that there nothing that special (looks wise, i dunno otherwise). saying there not that special isnt saying that theyre not preaty or cute, its just saying that theyre not unique. Also, im not that unique either. Carbon wasnt insulting these girls, he was just pointing something out.
And another thing, the girl who said something about how she dosent like her fingers. One thing ive noticed with most women, is theyll say shit like "I dont like my ______________" just to hear men or other people go "ohh its okay, theyre nice"

maybe because they dont expect a girl like that to be on totse?

maybe because they dont expect a girl like that to be on totse?

Way to read the thread and steal my thunder, dude. :p

Hey carbon, instead of insulting other's pictures, why don't you instead post a picture of yourself.


I wanna see what this internet tough guy looks like.

My picture is already up, just ask someone to link you.

"EL O EL"


looks like the guy from full metal jacket(jack it) who blew his freakin head off.
only fatter and uglier

EDIT:with assburgers


POINT AND LAUGH CHILDREN!

Woo, clap for the retard children.

nah carbon's right, i always get told by random strangers that i remind them of someone, they're sure they've met me before, etc. i have a fairly boring generic face.

Hey don't worry, I am sure thirty more guys on here are going to tell you that they would love to fuck you, and would die to date you, and think you are the hottest thing since self-warming lube.

All in a day's work though right? I'm sure your self-esteem will catch up sometime.

No he's not. Strangers might say that to you, but thats just because they feel they need an excuse to continue looking at you.

Given the opportunity I would rape your face off, and I mean that in most positive, least creepy way possible. Really.

See, here is a perfect example. Doesn't this make you feel good? This complete stranger bases everything he knows about you on a fucking half assed picture. Mmmmmm, makes you feel good, no? Self-esteem coming now?

People say that because you DO look like someone they know- Hilary Swank and Katherine Heigl.

The next time someone says that to you, show them my math. It's foolproof.

This is a round about compliment, but referencing a comment that she already ignored.

ok, i just wondering, is there a a reason that every girl whos posts in this thread gets flattered with complements? Yes, the ones who have posted are cute, but seriously, carbon was right, girls that look like they do are a dime a dozen. Im not putting them down, im just saying that there nothing that special (looks wise, i dunno otherwise). saying there not that special isnt saying that theyre not preaty or cute, its just saying that theyre not unique. Also, im not that unique either. Carbon wasnt insulting these girls, he was just pointing something out.
And another thing, the girl who said something about how she dosent like her fingers. One thing ive noticed with most women, is theyll say shit like "I dont like my ______________" just to hear men or other people go "ohh its okay, theyre nice"

This guy is smart, unlike some of the other people here!

The only attractive girl on this site is Guildenstern.

Way to read the thread and steal my thunder, dude. :p

sorry, to be honest i really didnt get what you ment cause i kinda skipped over it and i just posted what i honestly thought.

This is why you are going to be a virgin your whole like. Don't be a dick to her, you're lucky she posts her pictures. I'm sure she knows the amount of harrasement she will get.

Hey fuckface I was joking, it's a quote from here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg).

"omg be luky she postz pix!!" What a faggot. Grow some testicles and a sense of humor asshole.

ok, i just wondering, is there a a reason that every girl whos posts in this thread gets flattered with complements? Yes, the ones who have posted are cute, but seriously, carbon was right, girls that look like they do are a dime a dozen. Im not putting them down, im just saying that there nothing that special (looks wise, i dunno otherwise). saying there not that special isnt saying that theyre not preaty or cute, its just saying that theyre not unique. Also, im not that unique either. Carbon wasnt insulting these girls, he was just pointing something out.
And another thing, the girl who said something about how she dosent like her fingers. One thing ive noticed with most women, is theyll say shit like "I dont like my ______________" just to hear men or other people go "ohh its okay, theyre nice"

Or what if I seriously, literally, do not like my fingers?

There doesn't have to be a motive behind everything, dear.

This is a round about compliment, but referencing a comment that she already ignored.And you all should know by now that no one ignores robinhoody

fuck arguments.


POST PIX.



Fuggen Dumbass'

Or what if I seriously, literally, do not like my fingers?

There doesn't have to be a motive behind everything, dear.



If you really didn't like how they looked, you probably wouldn't have posted the picture. And definitely wouldn't have made that comment.

If you really didn't like how they looked, you probably wouldn't have posted the picture. And definitely wouldn't have made that comment.

Plus one for this young women, too bad it doesn't count because you are a female and already know about female's mindsets.

And you all should know by now that no one ignores robinhoody

Lol, no kidding. What the fuck was she thinking?

Or what if I seriously, literally, do not like my fingers?

There doesn't have to be a motive behind everything, dear.



Along with Khepri, you wouldn't of posted the picture of your fingers with Henna if you didn't like the way your fingers looked. You simply made the comment on something SO obscure (Your fingers?), just so you can get more, "I"d FUCK YOU STILL!".

Lord, and then you put in the "roll eyes". Disappointing how boring and sad some of these little girls can get.

Lord, and then you put in the "roll eyes". Disappointing how boring and sad some of these little girls can get.

I'll agree. :\

math was never my strong point. that's why i go to art school.

math was never my strong point. that's why i go to art school.No, you go to art school because you're a deadbeat hippie.

But for serious, what are you there for? Let me guess... photography?

come on now... we all want a 'little'bit'a' prettypoems

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/lakelaxrookie49/cal%20and%20dustins/Picture014-1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/lakelaxrookie49/cal%20and%20dustins/Picture005.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/lakelaxrookie49/cal%20and%20dustins/Picture014-1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/lakelaxrookie49/cal%20and%20dustins/Picture005.jpg

Turkish Royal?

Blah, you're boring.



The reason your hands are crossed?



Blah, you're also boring.


just out of interest... what is your honest opinion on yourself?

No, you go to art school because you're a deadbeat hippie.

But for serious, what are you there for? Let me guess... photography?

nope. design.

nope. design.

Well, damn. Now I can't post the Stewie "hot girl photography" video :(

What kind of design? Graphic/fashion/interior?

No, you go to art school because you're a deadbeat hippie.

But for serious, what are you there for? Let me guess... photography?

....robin, why are you trying to talk to her? She is fucking boring man. Don't waste your time.

just out of interest... what is your honest opinion on yourself?

I don't have an opinion of myself.

nope. design.

See? What did I say robin? Boring as fuck.

Well, damn. Now I can't post the Stewie "hot girl photography" video :(

What kind of design? Graphic/fashion/interior?

Stop trying to get her to talk, this is a horrible attempt at internet pick-up. Just ignore her fucking ass, she isn't special man, at least not as far as anyone on here should be able to tell.

....robin, why are you trying to talk to her? She is fucking boring man. Don't waste your time.



I don't have an opinion of myself.



See? What did I say robin? Boring as fuck.



Stop trying to get her to talk, this is a horrible attempt at internet pick-up. Just ignore her fucking ass, she isn't special man, at least not as far as anyone on here should be able to tell.

ouch.... why are you being a jackass.... anywho ill post pics when i get home

ouch.... why are you being a jackass.... anywho ill post pics when i get home

Tired of seeing the dickless pursue the dickless.

Tired of seeing the dickless pursue the dickless.

That's interesting coming from an idiot who didn't know what country they live in and who's belly rolls have now completely concealed the penis.

Gthe?

ok...someone gona have to explain to me wtf is going on...

ouch.... why are you being a jackass.... anywho ill post pics when i get home

Gthe...wtf is going on...gtf...

...what the hell.


infact u know what im quite flattered that someone cares enough to have ana ccount name like this.

wait... Gthe has been on totse longer than me. so 'I' must be the clone. interesting...

Gthe= Get the hades out.







Minions Attack!

....robin, why are you trying to talk to her? She is fucking boring man. Don't waste your time.



I don't have an opinion of myself.



See? What did I say robin? Boring as fuck.



Stop trying to get her to talk, this is a horrible attempt at internet pick-up. Just ignore her fucking ass, she isn't special man, at least not as far as anyone on here should be able to tell.Lulz.

I was "trying to get her to talk" about what she's at art school for because almost all of my friends from high school are in art school (MICA). I thought it was interesting.

Don't you have a churro to eat, beaner? :D

http://a656.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_fe3195efee1687f1aad3a10e153ac91f.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/jollynotso/STA51126.jpg

http://a656.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_fe3195efee1687f1aad3a10e153ac91f.jpg

wow....... ur cute

Gthe...wtf is going on...gtf...

...what the hell.


infact u know what im quite flattered that someone cares enough to have ana ccount name like this.

wait... Gthe has been on totse longer than me. so 'I' must be the clone. interesting...

word...... i still love you man enven though you copied me.....lawlz w/e who gives a shit

http://a656.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_fe3195efee1687f1aad3a10e153ac91f.jpg

You used to look like Isobutane crossed with Kirsten Drunkst.

Not so much, anymore...

HOLY SHIT! wow seriously you guys are sooooo fucking desperate, doesn't matter if you think there are few girls here, but holy fuck!

wow....... ur cute


http://a656.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_fe3195efee1687f1aad3a10e153ac91f.jpg
I second that notion

so what's your myspace account??

hahahah just kidding. I don't use that anymore

http://a656.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_fe3195efee1687f1aad3a10e153ac91f.jpg
I second that notion

so what's your myspace account??

hahahah just kidding. I don't use that anymore

dude i don't think anyone really does anymore.....

Hey, some of us have a reputation to uphold

I'd probably hit that. *shrugs*

I'd hit anything...as long as I'm on top.
unless it's a girl with a strap on.

Heh, this is the only picture I have of me on this computer.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/Hydrashock/HKMP5.jpg



And, incase anyone was wondering, Springfield Armory XD40 4"

Along with Khepri, you wouldn't of posted the picture of your fingers with Henna if you didn't like the way your fingers looked. You simply made the comment on something SO obscure (Your fingers?), just so you can get more, "I"d FUCK YOU STILL!".

Lord, and then you put in the "roll eyes". Disappointing how boring and sad some of these little girls can get.

Good lord, maybe I liked how my face looked in it. Maybe I wanted to show my henna despite my dislike of my fingers.

Really, it baffles me that your idea of a good time seems to be sitting on the internet all day making detailed, deep analyses of why people, who haven't said or done anything to you to make you dislike them, are less interesting or whatever the fuck it is you think than you are.

Good lord, maybe I liked how my face looked in it. Maybe I wanted to show my henna despite my dislike of my fingers.

Really, it baffles me that your idea of a good time seems to be sitting on the internet all day making detailed, deep analyses of why people, who haven't said or done anything to you to make you dislike them, are less interesting or whatever the fuck it is you think than you are.

seriously, dont feed the troll

Good lord, maybe I liked how my face looked in it. Maybe I wanted to show my henna despite my dislike of my fingers.

Really, it baffles me that your idea of a good time seems to be sitting on the internet all day making detailed, deep analyses of why people, who haven't said or done anything to you to make you dislike them, are less interesting or whatever the fuck it is you think than you are.

If Ive learned anything in my time spent on the internet, dont argue with trolls.

http://a656.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_fe3195efee1687f1aad3a10e153ac91f.jpg


he was a skaterboi she said see ya lataboi blah blah blah vlah blah blah blah vlah

Mmm, sleep deprivation. The picture was taken for an assignment. I know some will question the lockers there.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/Saelar/mee.jpg

Your gorgeous....

so what's up with the lockers?

so what's up with the lockers?

Oh nothing, just to store dead bodies of people who ask stupid questions ;).

These are older pictures. ;o

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/sarah121.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/sarah1213.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/IMGP0255.jpg

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k263/slacker431/HPIM2330.jpg

You're probably one of the most normal-looking people here.

Not that it's a bad thing.

You're probably one of the most normal-looking people here.

Not that it's a bad thing.you're right!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/lakelaxrookie49/cal%20and%20dustins/Picture014-1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/lakelaxrookie49/cal%20and%20dustins/Picture005.jpg

You look like Woody Harrelson in "White Men Can't Jump".

Did you take those in the States? I seem to recognise the fence patterns from a different country.

Did you take those in the States? I seem to recognise the fence patterns from a different country.

Yeah, they were taken in New Hampshire. What other country?

Yeah, they were taken in New Hampshire. What other country?

Looks like something I'd see in St. Petersburg, or elsewhere in Russia.

Although now I notice that the lawns are mowed. They do that very rarely in good ol' Russialand.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/Picture406.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/Picture405.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/l_c9c35d8a2c4c6be0474f3f7858a54f40.jpg

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/Picture406.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/Picture405.jpg

You look like a cross between this guy I used to know in high school, named Raven, and Gene Simmons son, Nick.

So I'm gonna call you "Rick" from now on.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/Picture406.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/skimask_check/Picture405.jpg

Sawed off, check, guilty conscience, fear of death, check, check, check?

Sawed off, check, guilty conscience, fear of death, check, check, check?

Hell-fucking-yes

Everything goes numb. Im good friends with the alto sax

That's interesting coming from an idiot who didn't know what country they live in and who's belly rolls have now completely concealed the penis.

Are you some type of fucking moron? Do you really think that if I was from Mexico, or that if I actually lived in The Yucatan that I would be speaking with some outstanding English?

Just because it says El Yucatan, DOES NOT MEAN I ACTUALLY LIVE THERE YOU FUCKING RETARD!

Lulz.

I was "trying to get her to talk" about what she's at art school for because almost all of my friends from high school are in art school (MICA). I thought it was interesting.

Don't you have a churro to eat, beaner? :D

Shows what the fuck you know, beaners do NOT eat churros. Interesting? Yeah, I'm sure you were trying to have a fulfilling conversation over the internet....so transparent.

wow....... ur cute

I think she wants to fuck you now.

You used to look like Isobutane crossed with Kirsten Drunkst.

Not so much, anymore...

No questions about what she does for a hobby? Eh?

Heh, this is the only picture I have of me on this computer.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/Hydrashock/HKMP5.jpg



And, incase anyone was wondering, Springfield Armory XD40 4"

You know what I hate? A pussy with a gun in his hand.

Good lord, maybe I liked how my face looked in it. Maybe I wanted to show my henna despite my dislike of my fingers.

Really, it baffles me that your idea of a good time seems to be sitting on the internet all day making detailed, deep analyses of why people, who haven't said or done anything to you to make you dislike them, are less interesting or whatever the fuck it is you think than you are.

"Analyses"? Not sure what the fuck that is. This is called a social experiment you little bitch. Interesting of all the comments you replied to, mine was the one you took the most interest in? I wonder why that is? Is it because at some level you found truth in what I was saying?

Khepri nailed it on the head, and I just added to her already very open description of you, and your insecurities. So why don't you take some more pictures of your tits, or maybe your pussy, because as of right now, that is about all you're worth to anyone.

seriously, dont feed the troll

Troll....?

If Ive learned anything in my time spent on the internet, dont argue with trolls.

One says troll, so this guy says troll....?

These are older pictures. ;o

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/sarah121.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/sarah1213.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m149/roflbucket/IMGP0255.jpg

At least you don't look like a bitch.

CarbonB is a sad man who is going to die alone.

He does have some pretty big tits though, gotta give him that.

I have big tits, or does a picture of me almost...3 years old have big tits?

Interesting question, oh and as to dying alone? Lol, when you die, everyone is alone.

I have big tits, or does a picture of me almost...3 years old have big tits?

Interesting question, oh and as to dying alone? Lol, when you die, everyone is alone.

How about posting a recent photo then, bitch tits?

How about posting a recent photo then, bitch tits?

I have, and it's up. If you weren't a moron you might of seen it. Oh, I forgot. I'm supposed to cater to you...that's right, because your e-dick is bigger than mine!

Lol.

mhmm carbon, you made some valid points which i agreeded with in the begining. You have given preaty good advice in threads that need it. But really, your wasting your time doing all this, and fighting everyone. Just unsibscribe this thead, and dont come back, and you wont be so angry. Also remember Fighting on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded

Is there a reason you are telling me what my emotions are as I write this? Angry? Lol, come the fuck on you half soaked tampon. You're a bitch, which is why you think confrontation is an automatic signal for "anger". Probably raised with the mindset that fighting is BAD, and that you should walk away from confrontation. Sorry, but the world isn't all sweet tea cups and peppermint sticks up your ass.

How about posting a recent photo then, bitch tits?

for some reason the phrase "bitch tits" causes me to laugh uncontrollably.

well, i was trying to convice you to stop making your self look like a raging dickhead. Anyone who reads this thread now thinks that your a fat fuck, with some big ol' titties, whos grabbing at every chance he gets to make himself look like hes better than everyone else. Take this to B&M, because thats been your only comtribution to this thead. All you have done, is bitch and moan. You didnt even post your own picture, someone else had to do it for you(wonder how much that happens)

and anyway

Is there a reason you are telling me what my emotions are as I write this? Angry? Lol, come the fuck on you half soaked tampon. You're a bitch, which is why you think confrontation is an automatic signal for "anger". Probably raised with the mindset that fighting is BAD, and that you should walk away from confrontation. Sorry, but the world isn't all sweet tea cups and peppermint sticks up your ass.

I sense anger in this one. Maybe theres alot testoterone in those titties. anyway, i wasnt saying fighting was bad, i was saying that in everyone elses eyes, you are

Carbon B - Fat, ugly annoying bitching moaning asshole who boosts his self esteem by flaming others.

Hey Ingutted guess what?








BITCH TITS!

Shows what the fuck you know, beaners do NOT eat churros.Shows how bad your vision is. Did you not see the ":D" indicating it was a joke?Interesting? Yeah, I'm sure you were trying to have a fulfilling conversation over the internet....so transparent. Who said anything about having a "fulfilling" conversation? Try "something to talk about while sitting at work". If someone posted that they enjoyed eating Twinkies and trolling S&A, chances are you'd make a comment about it because it relates to something in your life. The same way that someone mentioning being in art school relates to something in my life. It's communication 101.No questions about what she does for a hobby? Eh?No, because she didn't said anything about her hobbies. Had she said something that interested me, yes, I would have inquired about it. I'm a friendly guy :)

im starting a petition for renaming this thread "Official Carbon B is a fat dickhead with bitchtits Thread" and putting it in B&M , and it will just so happen that alot of people post pics of themselves in it

im starting a petition for renaming this thread "Official Carbon B is a fat dickhead with bitchtits Thread" and putting it in B&M , and it will just so happen that alot of people post pics of themselves in itCarbon's not a dickhead.

He's just opinionated.

And probably needs a hug.

EL OH EL.

Carbon's not a dickhead.

He's just opinionated.

And probably needs a hug.

A hug, or a e-cockslap in the face with his own GIANT E-COCK

A hug, or a e-cockslap in the face with his own GIANT E-COCK

probably more like a genital hug.

well, i was trying to convice you to stop making your self look like a raging dickhead. Anyone who reads this thread now thinks that your a fat fuck, with some big ol' titties, whos grabbing at every chance he gets to make himself look like hes better than everyone else. Take this to B&M, because thats been your only comtribution to this thead. All you have done, is bitch and moan. You didnt even post your own picture, someone else had to do it for you(wonder how much that happens)

Trying to convince me? You think I need you to tell me what the moronic public on totse perceive me as? I guess you can't grasp the concept that this is the internet, but let me reiterate it for you. THIS IS THE INTERNET! I could really give a flying fuck what a pussy like yourself thinks of me. Which is probably why I always have the last laugh on here. Why I don't post a picture? Maybe because I don't need any gratification from complete fucking idiots.

and anyway

I sense anger in this one. Maybe theres alot testoterone in those titties. anyway, i wasnt saying fighting was bad, i was saying that in everyone elses eyes, you are

Carbon B - Fat, ugly annoying bitching moaning asshole who boosts his self esteem by flaming others.

Lots of "testoterone" in those titties? Wow, you truly are further proving my point. If you think my self-esteem comes from telling the idiots on totse they're idiots, then guess what you just got classified as...

Shows how bad your vision is. Did you not see the ":D" indicating it was a joke?

Again, you say it is a joke, but honestly how the fuck would I know what beaners eat? Mine was also a joke, that you didn't get.

Who said anything about having a "fulfilling" conversation? Try "something to talk about while sitting at work". If someone posted that they enjoyed eating Twinkies and trolling S&A, chances are you'd make a comment about it because it relates to something in your life. The same way that someone mentioning being in art school relates to something in my life. It's communication 101.

Communication 101 eh? Since there aren't any other interesting topics in here? Or as a matter of fact, no other forums dedicated to the discussion of art? Are you going to sit here and try and use a diversionary tactic like tell me I eat twinkies, to cover up your obvious attempts at talking to some bitch on totse? I think so.

No, because she didn't said anything about her hobbies. Had she said something that interested me, yes, I would have inquired about it. I'm a friendly guy :)

I'm sure you're a friendly guy. So friendly that you go out of your way to talk to someone who you think is attractive as opposed to...the other girl. Friendly? Not quite the word I would of chosen to describe it.

im starting a petition for renaming this thread "Official Carbon B is a fat dickhead with bitchtits Thread" and putting it in B&M , and it will just so happen that alot of people post pics of themselves in it

Wooooo! The wit...the cinematography...the editing technique! Lol.

Carbon's not a dickhead.

He's just opinionated.

And probably needs a hug.

Hugs I get, idiots I don't.

A hug, or a e-cockslap in the face with his own GIANT E-COCK

This guy seems to like to say cock a lot.

You kids seem to be getting a bit off topic... anyway, because I've not used the IMG tags yet, here's

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/alapenizquierada-solo.jpg
( @ ghetto tri-plex apartment in college )

carbon dear, you've already established that i'm not hot, interesting, or unique. your point that he would try to e-stalk me is thus invalid. however it's still my opinion that you a) waste too much time on this persona of yours and b) would like me much better if you knew me.

You seem pretty cool, id probably smoke you out.

This thread is delivering some hawt talent.

This thread is delivering some hawt talent.

This is probably the only time when I truly smile when a woman calls a guy hot, is when he looks like the effeminate type that would get his ass kicked in a brawl. :D

But seriously, I can't believe how many guys on here complement what are average at best girls. Really though, grow the fuck up and stop pandering like a little bitch, then maybe you could get some action IRL.

This is probably the only time when I truly smile when a woman calls a guy hot, is when he looks like the effeminate type that would get his ass kicked in a brawl. :D



I think hes quite cute? And he looks tall which = hawt.

CarbonB's right, even if he is a dick about it (duh, it's CarbonB); the amount of e-flirting that goes on in these threads over any halfway attractive girl is just pathetic at times.

And skimask, you first use the "arguing on the internet = special olympics so ur retarded lololol" line that everybody else got tired of five years ago (and make elementary grammar mistakes in doing so), then proceed to argue on the internet in your next three posts.

Anyway, do carry on.

Meh you can post it here.


I'd really advise putting Trolls on your ignore list. If they amuse you that's great, but when they start to get old and tiresome it's time to start ignoring them and get a fresh new interesting troll to entertain you.

He has a right to post his shit, and you have the right to ignore it.

I like that, I like how you called me dear, to try and make it seem as if YOU are more mature than myself. So...what I established is that you were boring. That is all I said, who said anything about being "hot"?

Also, just because I have that opinion of you, does not mean that robinhoody also has that same opinion. I probably wouldn't like you if I met you, but you would be in love me. Weird how things work like that huh?

CarbonB's right, even if he is a dick about it (duh, it's CarbonB); the amount of e-flirting that goes on in these threads over any halfway attractive girl is just pathetic at times.

And skimask, you first use the "arguing on the internet = special olympics so ur retarded lololol" line that everybody else got tired of five years ago (and make elementary grammar mistakes in doing so), then proceed to argue on the internet in your next three posts.

Anyway, do carry on.

This is why I love Mr. Happy :)

Meh you can post it here.


I'd really advise putting Trolls on your ignore list. If they amuse you that's great, but when they start to get old and tiresome it's time to start ignoring them and get a fresh new interesting troll to entertain you.

He has a right to post his shit, and you have the right to ignore it.

Lol, sounds like what your boyfriend did to you. So how is his new troll treating him?

Lol, sounds like what your boyfriend did to you. So how is his new troll treating him?

ZING!

This is probably the only time when I truly smile when a woman calls a guy hot, is when he looks like the effeminate type that would get his ass kicked in a brawl. :D

...


You're probably right about that last bit, but I'm not really the sort that would find myself in a brawl in the first place, so that's not going to present any troubles.

Oh, and no offense taken on this end, but could you expound on the effeminate bit? Only to satisfy my curiosity.

As for the over-complimenting, you may be right, but it's always a surprise to find girls on the internets, and people always have a tendency to overreact.

--

And thanks for the kind words, kAtE-

Lol, sounds like what your boyfriend did to you. So how is his new troll treating him?
normally i dont really care for CarbonB's opinion, but that was just class. like a pH 1 acid burn.

Lol, sounds like what your boyfriend did to you. So how is his new troll treating him?

ouch.

Lol, sounds like what your boyfriend did to you. So how is his new troll treating him?

BUUURRRNNNEEED

http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-08-26_1906.38.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-08-20_1531.10.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-08-26_1906.27.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-07-19_0048.30.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-08-26_1906.46.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-08-28_1844.23.jpg

Enjoy.

here is me with long hair.
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x2/miroba/l_e1f78765d2c108781daedaa1135f8509.jpg

more recent pic
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x2/miroba/0913071106.jpg

*waits for carbonB to make his next move*

BISHOP TO ROOK FIVE!!

BISHOP TO ROOK FIVE!!!

You look like a raging homosexual.

You look like a raging homosexual.why all the hate?

why all the hate?

To be fair, he never said that was a bad thing...

why all the hate?

Hate or not, it's the truth.

Damn, that's so weird, I do exactly the same pose in almost all my photos...


Will update later with photos.


Oh, and your fingers ain't bad :p.

http://i1.tinypic.com/4zye6ub.jpg
Cutie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Celtiisapyro/september247.jpg

I got henna done the other day. And I have ugly stubby fingers. :(
and cutie

seriously, you both are hot.

you people crack me up

seriously

every few months I come back here and read a few threads, and I remember why I left

But it never gets old...

you people crack me up

seriously

every few months I come back here and read a few threads, and I remember why I left

But it never gets old...agreed...

i just have one thing to say about the e-flirting. It reminds me of my (all boys) school. The teachers that really arent that hot, are concidered hot by most of the kids. This is because there are like 900 dudes and about 10/11 women teachers. I admit that im guilty to it too. that may be the cause of all the e-flirting, the lack on women on the internet

fear my jugs...

http://tinyurl.com/ywdyp6

fear my jugs...

http://tinyurl.com/ywdyp6

Be nice; Whales aren't that ugly, or annoying; Though I do wonder what it would be like if their were less useless, fat mammals.







Minions Attack!

Oh, and no offense taken on this end, but could you expound on the effeminate bit? Only to satisfy my curiosity.

1. Very smooth looking skin.
2. Oval, feminine glasses.
3. Skin tight clothes with little muscle definition.
4. Smiling :)
5. Long hair

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Not that saying that being like that is bad, but it seems where I'm from a lot of guys would be assholes about people that look like you.

Lol, sounds like what your boyfriend did to you. So how is his new troll treating him?

Ouch, just ouch. That was epic, and made of win.

You look like a raging homosexual.

Jealous.

Cutie


and cutie

seriously, you both are hot.

That like the 9nth time you've said this?

i just have one thing to say about the e-flirting. It reminds me of my (all boys) school. The teachers that really arent that hot, are concidered hot by most of the kids. This is because there are like 900 dudes and about 10/11 women teachers. I admit that im guilty to it too. that may be the cause of all the e-flirting, the lack on women on the internet

No, not the lack of women on the internet. The lack of women in these guy's lives.

fear my jugs...

http://tinyurl.com/ywdyp6

Those aren't even your jugs, and Blue Whale? Fucking dip shits aren't even smart enough to make the best reference, a Sperm whale. RETARDS!

Those aren't even your jugs, and Blue Whale? Fucking dip shits aren't even smart enough to make the best reference, a Sperm whale. RETARDS!Unless you secrete ambergris and make me rich, you are not a sperm whale.

Unless you secrete ambergris and make me rich, you are not a sperm whale.

I'm not even actually a whale....surprised?

You look like a raging homosexual.

Hehehe, pretty much the same comment I got in the last photo thread, good stuff.

linked from user cp.. dont have many pictures, but this one is the most recent (this summer).

i dont feel like posting anything bigger cuz id rather not have it floating around this site.. or any.

edit: well the link didnt work but its on my profile.

<img src="http://www.totse.com/community/image.php?u=218421&dateline=1189054787&type=profile">

linked from user cp.. dont have many pictures, but this one is the most recent (this summer).

i dont feel like posting anything bigger cuz id rather not have it floating around this site.. or any.

Wow. I haven't seen links broken like this since the days of Infopoop's UBB.

what can i say ahah

what can i say ahah
here you go...http://www.totse.com/community/image.php?u=218421&dateline=1189054787&type=profile

I'm not even actually a whale....surprised?

yes, considering that this abomination is you

http://tinyurl.com/ywdyp6

here you go...http://www.totse.com/community/image.php?u=218421&dateline=1189054787&type=profile

thanks

I'm not even actually a whale....surprised?*Puts away dress-up peg leg and spear gun as a look of disappointment spreads across his face*

Here is a picture of me at a pirate party. I'm the taller one.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04181.jpg
Here are some random pictures that I would like to share:
House warming gift I made for some friends:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04163.jpg
Sweet new toy:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04203.jpg
My cute baby Grr:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04204.jpg

IMA RAPE YOU VICIOUSLY LAWLAWLAWL

Heh, rape.

My pictures are not in the correct order. But I'm sure you guys can figure it out.

Unless you secrete ambergris and make me rich, you are not a sperm whale.

Thanks to reading Moby Dick, I know what ambergris is.


CUZ KNOWLEDGE IZ POWER!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04204.jpgHe (she?) looks just like my pom, except white instead of tannish/red.

Is yours an asshole, too?

*Puts away dress-up peg leg and spear gun as a look of disappointment spreads across his face*

that made my day (i had a slow day)

yes, considering that this abomination is you

http://tinyurl.com/ywdyp6

I wonder why these idiots keep linking me to my own picture?

*Puts away dress-up peg leg and spear gun as a look of disappointment spreads across his face*

Ahhh, don't be too upset. You can still spear Walrus' right?

Here is a picture of me at a pirate party. I'm the taller one.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04181.jpg
Here are some random pictures that I would like to share:
House warming gift I made for some friends:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04163.jpg
Sweet new toy:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04203.jpg
My cute baby Grr:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04204.jpg

Only commenting to say that I like your friend's headband.

He (she?) looks just like my pom, except white instead of tannish/red.

Is yours an asshole, too?

She's 3/4 pom and 1/4 american eskimo. And she's an absolute sweetheart, she's so cute and nice!

Only commenting to say that I like your friend's headband.

Yeah, she's the cutest, most stylish girl I know.

Yeah, she's the cutest, most stylish girl I know.

I didn't say she was cute, I said I liked her headband.

I know, I was just saying that I think she's cute. Yeesh.

I know that you think she is cute, just look how you are turned into her in the picture. You consider yourself an interesting person, and by that you must know at least some interesting girls right?

I commented on the headband because it reminded me of shopping with my sister and cousin for headbands. You bringing up what she looks like to me was just bad manners. Almost as if you were trying to lump me in with the desperate wieners present in this thread.

1. Very smooth looking skin.
2. Oval, feminine glasses.
3. Skin tight clothes with little muscle definition.
4. Smiling :)
5. Long hair

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Not that saying that being like that is bad, but it seems where I'm from a lot of guys would be assholes about people that look like you.



I've never really considered my skin being "very smooth looking" but I guess I never had to deal with any of that zitty teenager period either. I wonder how I managed that...

Really? Ovals are feminine? I've not heard anything like that before. Still though, I think those look better than the newer ones that are a bit rounder...

Alas, an upper body lost to a miss-spent childhood.
Video games... watch out kids.
I was huge until I started moving... around age 15.
Almost a foot shorter and still about 25 lbs heavier...

I'm happy ( : Actually, I think the only recent picture of myself not smiling was accidental, trying to set up an OLD web cam I found in a box, it took a picture in the setup procedures and...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/Picture07-04-11020831-1.jpg

And only getting longer...


And trust me, I don't think any of that sort of stuff would be a bad thing. I think it's quite a bit better than taking the safe route and being the kind of guy you're talking about that would be an asshole about that sort of trivia.

I've never really considered my skin being "very smooth looking" but I guess I never had to deal with any of that zitty teenager period either. I wonder how I managed that...

Really? Ovals are feminine? I've not heard anything like that before. Still though, I think those look better than the newer ones that are a bit rounder...

Alas, an upper body lost to a miss-spent childhood.
Video games... watch out kids.
I was huge until I started moving... around age 15.
Almost a foot shorter and still about 25 lbs heavier...

I'm happy ( : Actually, I think the only recent picture of myself not smiling was accidental, trying to set up an OLD web cam I found in a box, it took a picture in the setup procedures and...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/Picture07-04-11020831-1.jpg

And only getting longer...


And trust me, I don't think any of that sort of stuff would be a bad thing. I think it's quite a bit better than taking the safe route and being the kind of guy you're talking about that would be an asshole about that sort of trivia.

You ever seen a fucking Western? Of course you haven't, you're a pussy. However, if you would bare with me for a second to google some well known Western stars you will see that they are always....what?

That's right! Squinting. Large round wide eyes has always been a feminine quality.

You ever seen a fucking Western? Of course you haven't, you're a pussy. However, if you would bare with me for a second to google some well known Western stars you will see that they are always....what?

That's right! Squinting. Large round wide eyes has always been a feminine quality.


I've seen lots of westerns, back when I watched television.
But squinty eyes are a function of keeping yourself out in the sun and in the dusty wind; therefore not a valid measurement of how many penises you have.

So I see your Clint Eastwood and raise you...
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Premiums/kelloggs-mask-pirate.JPG
http://www.promotionalproductsandideas.com/PIRATE05AE.JPG

pirates.
crazy, round-eyed pirates.


edit:
Oops, looks like even Eastwood's getting feminine in his old age ( :
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/clint_eastwood.jpg
smoother face too...

I give upon you:
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7105/87527172ob9.th.jpg








Minions Attack!

http://s217.photobucket.com/albums/cc2/brancy89/?action=view&current=DSC01082.jpg

me and a few mates in Amsterdam way back in 2002.

Im the kid in the middle

I've seen lots of westerns, back when I watched television.
But squinty eyes are a function of keeping yourself out in the sun and in the dusty wind; therefore not a valid measurement of how many penises you have.

So I see your Clint Eastwood and raise you...
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Premiums/kelloggs-mask-pirate.JPG
http://www.promotionalproductsandideas.com/PIRATE05AE.JPG

pirates.
crazy, round-eyed pirates.


edit:
Oops, looks like even Eastwood's getting feminine in his old age ( :
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/clint_eastwood.jpg
smoother face too...

Ahhh yet if you would read some of the very old literature written by Samurai (5 rings comes to mind) they talk about how you should walk, and what characteristics you should project. One of them is to slightly squint your eyes, since being open eyed is a quality of children.

I would reckon that a pirate with one eye would have to open his remaining eye a lot more in an effort to see better. Which explains why he doesn't squint.

being open eyed is a quality of children.


if you think about it; its pretty much a quality of people who tend to be happy.

if you think about it; its pretty much a quality of people who tend to be happy.

"People who tend to be happy" = children who haven't been shit on by the universe yet.

"People who tend to be happy" = children who haven't been shit on by the universe yet.

lmao, touché...so true

lmao, touché...so true

Woooooooooot! So...this thread kind of died down.

I know that you think she is cute, just look how you are turned into her in the picture. You consider yourself an interesting person, and by that you must know at least some interesting girls right?

I commented on the headband because it reminded me of shopping with my sister and cousin for headbands. You bringing up what she looks like to me was just bad manners. Almost as if you were trying to lump me in with the desperate wieners present in this thread.

That's a nice story about your sister and cousin. But it's not always all about you, you know. I was simply stating my opinion. I'll say it again, I think she's cute. There's no lumping of weiners going on in my reply. And that's the last I'm going to say on the subject, so don't bother using this as an excuse to start a flame war.

That's a nice story about your sister and cousin. But it's not always all about you, you know. I was simply stating my opinion. I'll say it again, I think she's cute. There's no lumping of weiners going on in my reply. And that's the last I'm going to say on the subject, so don't bother using this as an excuse to start a flame war.

no offense sick boy but I've noticed over the years that you've become fatter and uglier. When you first posted your pics here lyk three years ago (the ones on ajare) I was lyk "omg hawt blue eyes" Now I'm lyk: "omg phat Canuck".

Meh, I am fatter, but I don't think I'm uglier. And I'm more comfortable in my own skin, so I feel more attractive than when I was a skinnier teenager. That probably doesn't translate into photos, but whatever. I also feel that it's an advantage to be less attractive, because then you know that people like you for more important things rather than just because you're pretty. Basically I'm less superficial than when I was younger, and if that has lead to me being less attractive, so be it.

I'm less superficial now.

That's what they all say

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/vividavis/Travels/DSC00720.jpg

Heres one of me. Camping out in walmart parking lot before a music festival.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/vividavis/Travels/DSC00351.jpg

Drunk as fuck at the St louis Zoo. I think it was teen mother day there. It was fucking strange lots of hot girls but they all had kids. It was rather depressing.

That's a nice story about your sister and cousin. But it's not always all about you, you know. I was simply stating my opinion. I'll say it again, I think she's cute. There's no lumping of weiners going on in my reply. And that's the last I'm going to say on the subject, so don't bother using this as an excuse to start a flame war.

Look, I really can't be bothered to flame you. I just thought you were trying to bring up something irrelevant to what I was talking about. Maybe you could of said something along the lines of, "OH yeah? I like the headband too, what made it catch your eye?".

Oh well...

Meh, I am fatter, but I don't think I'm uglier. And I'm more comfortable in my own skin, so I feel more attractive than when I was a skinnier teenager. That probably doesn't translate into photos, but whatever. I also feel that it's an advantage to be less attractive, because then you know that people like you for more important things rather than just because you're pretty. Basically I'm less superficial than when I was younger, and if that has lead to me being less attractive, so be it.

Why are you even dignifying that fucking post with an answer?

Ahhh yet if you would read some of the very old literature written by Samurai (5 rings comes to mind) they talk about how you should walk, and what characteristics you should project. One of them is to slightly squint your eyes, since being open eyed is a quality of children.

I would reckon that a pirate with one eye would have to open his remaining eye a lot more in an effort to see better. Which explains why he doesn't squint.


Children have open eyes because everything's really cool when you're a little wobbly-footed fetus. They're constantly amazed by everything. As I spent a good part of my first couple of years at college as a sort of psychedelic intranaut, that's not too far off for me most of the time even now that I've probably not done anything like that in a year or so.
Actually, that's probably when I started smiling so much in the first place... ( :

And no, pirates opening an eye bigger doesn't do anything for vision. The pupil doesn't stretch open and take in more light just because you're holding your eyeskins as far apart as possible. Actually, the inverse is true, which is where I assumed you'd be going with the samurai reference. When you close an aperture like that, in terms of light coming in, it's less, but there's a lot less scattering of light as it passes through the lens, that's why people that are nearsighted end up squinting their eyes to see a little more clearly.

I would think that the samurai dogma your were speaking of is probably rooted in that fact.

Interestingly enough, stretching the pupil open betters vision as well, it's a bit different though, as it's more of an intensity thing, as though you've turned up the color saturation and the contrast on your vision.

And being shat on by the universe?
What does that even mean?
You're the one in charge of making your life, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

lmfao
at the views vs. posts

^ I am in concert with your rofling.

newer one, and a pretty old one that looks more like me than a lot of the recent ones.


http://a947.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_aa80317a3300bf009fdfdac99ba2ba7a.jpg
http://a722.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_bf8c3693ed7846f0ac4392ee1e5d70b1.jpg

an another one i think may have been posted before but can't remember.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/jollynotso/STA53429.jpg

New one taken tonight.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/jca-/image2007-09-16_0046.58.jpg

Yes, that's my username spelled out with penises and yes, that is a little tongue for the totse totty (lol, I couldn't type that with a straight face).

Ahhh yet if you would read some of the very old literature written by Samurai (5 rings comes to mind) they talk about how you should walk, and what characteristics you should project. One of them is to slightly squint your eyes, since being open eyed is a quality of children.


Not to hijack this thread even more, its Musahi Miyamoto and it was a very good read. However, Samurai, like other warriors of older civilizations, practiced homosexual acts on their fellow soldiers when deployed for long stretches of time; as they usually were. Samurai, Greeks, Romans, African Warrior tribes... all practiced sodomy and butt fucking. I just find it ironic that you refer to books written by Samurai when trying to define what characteristics a man should have to avoid looking effeminate.

Since when are homosexual acts inherently effeminate?

Since when are homosexual acts inherently ?

My confusion comes from two things:

1. Participating in homosexual acts does not make you gay, and
2. Even if it did, being gay does not make you effeminate.

I could swear I know you, but I only know one person from the UK and he's a guy.

whats wrong with being a homosexual?

*waits for flames, prepares Fire extinguisher and blanket*

*fire*

I could swear I know you, but I only know one person from the UK and he's a guy.

I've got a mate who we all say looks like Tim Henman, Andy Murray, Greg Rusedski and John McEnroe. We'll also see other people about and joke about the similarities - my point is, some people just like kind of... generic.

Two warriors fucking each other in the ass is just about the most manly thing in the world. A warrior fucking a woman is 50% effeminate by default (well, probably about 35% if you go by volume or mass). Two muscular, grunting guys going at it is all male, and all manly. Seriously, what's effeminate about that? Some Spartan sodomy would probably man you right the fuck up.

Don't group every kind of ass-fucking in with tender, loving, limp-wristed camp-guy cornholing where they moisturise their hands beforehand to make reach-arounds more comfortable. Any of those 'effeminate' guys who routinely destroyed their comrades' asses would tear you apart, and if you're going by your own definition that means you're getting torn apart by a girly-man.

My confusion comes from two things: 1. Participating in homosexual acts does not make you gay, and 2. Even if it did, being gay does not make you effeminate.

Okay, I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic now or I seem to be the only one that sees the irony.

Effeminacy is a trait in males that generally contradicts traditional male (masculine) gender roles. It is a term frequently applied to femininity; or womanly behaviour, demeanour, and appearance displayed by a man.

Taking a guy's cock up your ass kind of does contradict a traditional male gender role. Its typically womanly behavior to accept being penetrated by a man's cock. And if you are getting fucked by some guy and you are okay with it, you have to be at least a little gay. Maybe you might not full blown out gay because you don't feel that you are a 12 year old girl trapped in a samurai warlord's body, but the moment you realize that you are okay with your life and your comrade in arms is blasting the back of your throat with his man jism; after you've been on your knees sucking him off... you might want to go seek the advice of the man on top of the mountain.

Example: You are on your back, spread eagle. Along comes a man with a raging hard on. You lift up your sack to clear the way for his raging hard on to nest itself in your pooper. If we were to talk about this in an evolutionary sense, why would evolution give a man a hanging sack when it is so inefficient for fudge packing? Women don't have to worry about that. It would seem evolution didn't do them wrong in this aspect. Maybe evolution to account for this? I got nothing against gay people, but the act itself is sort of unnatural. Logically speaking, all it does is produce some sort of emotions for the two that are committing the act. No creation and, further, no passing on your genes to continue in the evolving gene pool.

I'm not saying gay people are unnatural because I so happen to believe they are born that way. It happens in every other mammalian species, and homosapien so happens to be mammalian. But the act itself is logically crossing a line. One can argue that the man blasting his man juice in some dude's rectum isn't gay. He is only doing what nature wants him to do but in a generic way. But its pretty hard to argue that the man getting blasted up the ass isn't gay. Especially if he is okay with it. And I doubt it was always one way. At some point someone had to switch and both men had to play the role of sausage wallet.

What ever happened to the ten-page rule?

Or do only the pertinent posts count towards that number?

Just curious.

It's ten pages at the maximum posts-per-page settings, which is 40 posts per page. 400 posts.

User CP -> Edit Options -> Number Of Posts To Show Per Page.

I would post a picture, but I'm not going to post a picture.

You look really familiar.

I agree with what you just said.

Seriously, what do you guys do on totse? Because I don't want anybody I know recognizing me and reading the things I post here.

But I wish I could post a pic so that I could feed my raging appetite for the approval of people I don't know.

Not to hijack this thread even more, its Musahi Miyamoto and it was a very good read. However, Samurai, like other warriors of older civilizations, practiced homosexual acts on their fellow soldiers when deployed for long stretches of time; as they usually were. Samurai, Greeks, Romans, African Warrior tribes... all practiced sodomy and butt fucking. I just find it ironic that you refer to books written by Samurai when trying to define what characteristics a man should have to avoid looking effeminate.

I see, you associate taking it in the ass as being effeminate? Or giving it in the ass as effeminate? These men would kill you in an instant and you are trying to tell me they embody femininity based on gay sex? Lol.

Children have open eyes because everything's really cool when you're a little wobbly-footed fetus. They're constantly amazed by everything. As I spent a good part of my first couple of years at college as a sort of psychedelic intranaut, that's not too far off for me most of the time even now that I've probably not done anything like that in a year or so.
Actually, that's probably when I started smiling so much in the first place... ( :

And no, pirates opening an eye bigger doesn't do anything for vision. The pupil doesn't stretch open and take in more light just because you're holding your eyeskins as far apart as possible. Actually, the inverse is true, which is where I assumed you'd be going with the samurai reference. When you close an aperture like that, in terms of light coming in, it's less, but there's a lot less scattering of light as it passes through the lens, that's why people that are nearsighted end up squinting their eyes to see a little more clearly.

I would think that the samurai dogma your were speaking of is probably rooted in that fact.

Interestingly enough, stretching the pupil open betters vision as well, it's a bit different though, as it's more of an intensity thing, as though you've turned up the color saturation and the contrast on your vision.

And being shat on by the universe?
What does that even mean?
You're the one in charge of making your life, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

First of all, that is exactly proving my point. CHILDREN, UNEXPERIENCED in the world. To squint your eyes means you are ALERT, and you are studying your surroundings. You don't walk into a dark alley wide eyed staring at fucking puddles. You're alert, because you know that there might be danger.

Doing it wrong? Doing what wrong? When you open your eye wider of course you are going to let more light into your eye. By the anatomy of the eye, you are just explaining how night vision goggles work.

No one is going to walk around with their eyes wide as fuck. Do you know what dirt is?

I see, you associate taking it in the ass as being effeminate? Or giving it in the ass as effeminate? These men would kill you in an instant and you are trying to tell me they embody femininity based on gay sex? Lol.

You keep thinking that. Judging from your picture posted in this thread, the lowly farmer from their society could kill you in an instant... pudgy.