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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-09-10, 22:24
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Raptafairious 
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Heres a neat skill...
Alright, I got a mission for you guys out there. It involves not pulling the snake... Hold on, hear me out.
Try this for a week. Everyday, sit down and start browsing porn. Anything you want, be it hardcore or just the nudes. Here comes the hard part, don't jack off to it. Try that for an hour everyday for a week and see how long you can last.
This is what basically happens. We all know that if you don't jack off for a week or so, your sex drive will peak. Well, obviously if your trying to not fap, you obviously won't look at porn. This exercise though, involves looking at porn, and not fapping... Sounds impossible, doesn't it? You can't do it for a week? Just try it once. Time yourself, one hour of looking at porn but not jacking off. After you accomplish this, try for another day. See if you can keep going for a week. When the week has passed, your probably going to either be blue balled, and\or your sex drive is insane.
Whats the point of this? Well I use this for 2 advantages. Since my sex drive is really high all the time, I don't have a problem with approaching girls, and I don't feel ashamed of my sexuality, making me more confident. The second advantage involves self control. A girl can be all over me, we could be making out, half naked, and shes ready and willing. Then, I simply get up and say "Nope, not right now", right in the middle of everything. the chick goes crazy, and things get pretty...Hectic from there, which can turn out to be a pretty good show, ha ha.
Give it a try, just a quick test for you guys. Tell me how you guys turn out.
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#2
 2007-09-10, 22:28
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
5 minutes on beasttube and i couldn't last any longer.
How did you guys do?
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#3
 2007-09-10, 22:28
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surprise buttsecks 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Its simply not possible!
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#4
 2007-09-10, 22:35
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
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Originally Posted by Raptafairious
Alright, I got a mission for you guys out there. It involves not pulling the snake... Hold on, hear me out.
Try this for a week. Everyday, sit down and start browsing porn. Anything you want, be it hardcore or just the nudes. Here comes the hard part, don't jack off to it. Try that for an hour everyday for a week and see how long you can last.
This is what basically happens. We all know that if you don't jack off for a week or so, your sex drive will peak. Well, obviously if your trying to not fap, you obviously won't look at porn. This exercise though, involves looking at porn, and not fapping... Sounds impossible, doesn't it? You can't do it for a week? Just try it once. Time yourself, one hour of looking at porn but not jacking off. After you accomplish this, try for another day. See if you can keep going for a week. When the week has passed, your probably going to either be blue balled, and\or your sex drive is insane.
Whats the point of this? Well I use this for 2 advantages. Since my sex drive is really high all the time, I don't have a problem with approaching girls, and I don't feel ashamed of my sexuality, making me more confident. The second advantage involves self control. A girl can be all over me, we could be making out, half naked, and shes ready and willing. Then, I simply get up and say "Nope, not right now", right in the middle of everything. the chick goes crazy, and things get pretty...Hectic from there, which can turn out to be a pretty good show, ha ha.
Give it a try, just a quick test for you guys. Tell me how you guys turn out.
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You're a faggot.
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#5
 2007-09-10, 22:36
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
I'm not a male, but I don't think I could do that.
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#6
 2007-09-10, 22:39
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
A girl can be all over me, we could be making out, half naked, and shes ready and willing. Then, I simply get up and say "Nope, not right now", right in the middle of everything. the chick goes crazy, and things get pretty...Hectic from there, which can turn out to be a pretty good show, ha ha.
Yeah fucking right.
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#7
 2007-09-10, 22:40
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
is it possible to look at soooo much porn and get so turned on that you just like invoulentarily cum while you're browzin da pron? Cuz if it is then ya, totally impossible
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#8
 2007-09-10, 22:41
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CarbonB 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Yeah fucking right.
Do you even have a fucking pussy? Of all the things he said, that is actually the only piece of truth. Girls want the "nice" feeling. If you're fooling around with a girl and completely cold shoulder her, she WILL try to get you back into the state of mind where she wants.
This is fucking FACT! This is an age old method for fucking virgins...
Jesus Christ, like interacting with fucking bricks.
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#9
 2007-09-10, 22:50
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
1. Khepri is sweet.
2. I did this once but I quit 4 days in because my ex got sick of not having sex. My sex drive was raised a little but not to any point of benefits. Sex still lasted over an hour that night.
EDIT: yoyobek, CarbonB is right. I do that sometimes, makes girls so fucking horny. Generally speaking cause every girl is dif.
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#10
 2007-09-10, 22:57
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Do you even have a fucking pussy? Of all the things he said, that is actually the only piece of truth. Girls want the "nice" feeling. If you're fooling around with a girl and completely cold shoulder her, she WILL try to get you back into the state of mind where she wants.
This is fucking FACT! This is an age old method for fucking virgins...
Jesus Christ, like interacting with fucking bricks.
true that dude. i did that all the time with my ex. got her fucking pissed. and then shed grab me, throw me on the bed, and rape me.
it works. trust me.
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#11
 2007-09-10, 23:03
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CarbonB 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
true that dude. i did that all the time with my ex. got her fucking pissed. and then shed grab me, throw me on the bed, and rape me.
it works. trust me.
I'm guessing yoyobek doesn't know this because every guy that has fucked her thanks God their dick hasn't fallen off, and becomes a devout anti-alcohol awareness employee.
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#12
 2007-09-10, 23:43
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I'm guessing yoyobek doesn't know this because every guy that has fucked her thanks God their dick hasn't fallen off, and becomes a devout anti-alcohol awareness employee.
Too true. After I fucked her for the first time, I hoped I would never have to do that (i.e. her) ever again. That's when the rape started. :(
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#13
 2007-09-11, 00:09
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
No no, I know where yoyobek is coming from. Most girls, if not, all girls say that I'm lying. I laugh it off and say "Ok, lets test that theory". Then... Well, you should know where things go from there.
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#14
 2007-09-11, 01:52
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
An hour of porn? That's a huge waste of time, IMO. Why can't you just do it for like 10 minutes? Who the hell can sit there and watch an hour of porn!?
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#15
 2007-09-11, 02:21
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
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Originally Posted by I-RapeTards
An hour of porn? That's a huge waste of time, IMO. Why can't you just do it for like 10 minutes? Who the hell can sit there and watch an hour of porn!?
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i was thinking the same thing. an hour is silly
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#16
 2007-09-11, 03:55
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
i seriously only read half of the OP before putting on some porn and fapping. i havent fapped all day and just reading about it put it in my mind and i figured its better than reading that crap post.
so i guess i technically lose, or something? but in reality, i win. i just made a solid effort to decrease my stress and prevent prostate cancer, while youre all torturing yourselves.
why would you watch porn with no intentions of jerkin? thats like getting aids and not punching yourself in the face until you bleed and then blowing blood-filled snot rockets into the mouths of people you dislike when theyre in your face yelling at you for causing your child to be made fun of since at birth you refused to cut the umbilical cord and demanded it be left so in case they get in trouble they could use it as a lasso. its like whats the point?
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#17
 2007-09-11, 04:46
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Serge163 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
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Originally Posted by plehem12
i seriously only read half of the OP before putting on some porn and fapping. i havent fapped all day and just reading about it put it in my mind and i figured its better than reading that crap post.
so i guess i technically lose, or something? but in reality, i win. i just made a solid effort to decrease my stress and prevent prostate cancer, while youre all torturing yourselves.
why would you watch porn with no intentions of jerkin? thats like getting aids and not punching yourself in the face until you bleed and then blowing blood-filled snot rockets into the mouths of people you dislike when theyre in your face yelling at you for causing your child to be made fun of since at birth you refused to cut the umbilical cord and demanded it be left so in case they get in trouble they could use it as a lasso. its like whats the point?
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what are you talking about?
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#18
 2007-09-11, 04:50
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
whats it to ya?
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#19
 2007-09-11, 04:59
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
i fapped ;)
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#20
 2007-09-11, 08:34
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
why would you watch porn with no intentions of jerkin? thats like getting aids and not punching yourself in the face until you bleed and then blowing blood-filled snot rockets into the mouths of people you dislike when theyre in your face yelling at you for causing your child to be made fun of since at birth you refused to cut the umbilical cord and demanded it be left so in case they get in trouble they could use it as a lasso. its like whats the point?
Fuck yes.
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#21
 2007-09-11, 09:51
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
How's it a skill?
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#22
 2007-09-11, 12:52
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
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Originally Posted by kaworu_nagisa
is it possible to look at soooo much porn and get so turned on that you just like invoulentarily cum while you're browzin da pron? Cuz if it is then ya, totally impossible
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Don't really know if this counts cause I'm not a guy, but it happens to me regularly.
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#23
 2007-09-11, 14:53
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Khepri 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Don't really know if this counts cause I'm not a guy, but it happens to me regularly.
God damn, I wish I could do that.
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#24
 2007-09-11, 16:03
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
If you're gonna torture yourself you might as well do it properly so lets up the stakes a little shall we. You must watch porn and jerk it getting as close to orgasm as possible (as in 9/10's of the way between when it starts to feel really, really good and the point of no return) then stop dead.
I'll report back sometime later with my findings.
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#25
 2007-09-11, 16:42
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Don't really know if this counts cause I'm not a guy, but it happens to me regularly.
It can if you don't fap for a month and then keep your pants on while watching porn. I guess it's partly because of the friction. It's not a particularly pleasant experience.
mysterectomy, I heard that doing that is not healthy and can have negative effects.
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#26
 2007-09-11, 19:24
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Not to mention it'll make your balls hurt.
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#27
 2007-09-11, 20:55
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thats like getting aids and not punching yourself in the face until you bleed and then blowing blood-filled snot rockets into the mouths of people you dislike when theyre in your face yelling at you for causing your child to be made fun of since at birth you refused to cut the umbilical cord and demanded it be left so in case they get in trouble they could use it as a lasso. its like whats the point?
i lolled. +1
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#28
 2007-09-11, 21:02
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surprise buttsecks 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Don't really know if this counts cause I'm not a guy, but it happens to me regularly.
Masturbation for the lazy browser?
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#29
 2007-09-11, 21:13
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
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Originally Posted by Raptafairious
No no, I know where yoyobek is coming from. Most girls, if not, all girls say that I'm lying. I laugh it off and say "Ok, lets test that theory". Then... Well, you should know where things go from there.
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You're fucking Canadian.
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#30
 2007-09-11, 21:38
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
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Originally Posted by mysterectomy
If you're gonna torture yourself you might as well do it properly so lets up the stakes a little shall we. You must watch porn and jerk it getting as close to orgasm as possible (as in 9/10's of the way between when it starts to feel really, really good and the point of no return) then stop dead.
I'll report back sometime later with my findings.
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Now your just going too far.
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#31
 2007-09-12, 00:32
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Raptafairious 
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
How's it a skill?
Get intimate with a female. Start making out with her, get her naked, spank her, do whatever to turn her on, but as soon as she gets extremely horny, call it off and go have a beer or something. Watch her reactions.
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#32
 2007-09-12, 01:48
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
I lasted 30 seconds.
How about you guys?
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#33
 2007-09-12, 05:04
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Get intimate with a female. Start making out with her, get her naked, spank her, do whatever to turn her on, but as soon as she gets extremely horny, call it off and go have a beer or something. Watch her reactions.
You're a faggot.
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#34
 2007-09-12, 07:01
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Re: Heres a neat skill...
Masturbation for the lazy browser?
I go in with the intent of fapping properly, just orgasm too early and it just dies. Haven't actually fapped for 8 months as a result.
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#35
 2007-09-12, 17:01
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I've got better things to do than spend a whole hour looking at porn.
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#36
 2007-09-12, 17:51
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Originally Posted by shadow operative
I've got better things to do than spend a whole hour looking at porn.
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