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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-09-10, 18:41
Nathaniel Nathaniel is offline
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Default Kinkiest Sex Ever?

So, I was wondering: what's the kinkiest sex you've ever had? Has your gf ever filmed you banging her little sister, or have you ever been bent over by your bf whilst you sucked off a yak? Just curious.

So I'll go first:

This one time my (now ex-) gf was riding me. We were really getting into it when I got a weird idea in my head. I decided that I wanted to see what it was like for her to choke me whilst we fucked. I asked her and she jumped at the chance! lol. Just to add to the danger I told her not to stop until she came.

I'm not sure if she came or if she just stopped when I passed out, but it was definitely the kinkiest sex of my life!
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Old 2007-09-10, 19:49
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My girlfriend can get pretty kinky. She likes being held down by her throat while I fuck her and slam her head into the wall. Not too hard but hard enough.

Sometimes we get so into it that she'll dig her nails the entire nail length into my back and rip downwards, but I'm usually too busy fuckin her to even notice much less care. It hurts like shit afterwards but it's all worth it i guess.

She also likes when I throat fuck her cuz she has no gag reflex. :D
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Old 2007-09-10, 21:00
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Kinkiest sex ever huh? Well my now ex was pretty heavy into drugs like pot and coke so she was always kinda experimentive, but anyway. We were making out outside on the grass and she wondered what it would be like to have sex on coke. Me being the virtuous flower child that i am didn't want to take any drugs while having sex out of an insane fear of not being able to get it up, but she snorted some coke she had on her and she went FUCKIN CRAZY!

She just started goin at me so hard it could have qualified as rape. She got on top and started going so hard my balls started to hurt, and after about twenty minutes or so, her taking momentary breaks to take some more coke, she got a bit of a nose bleed and it was dripping onto my face. She saw this and started licking the blood off my face really hard, pressin her toung all over me to get the blood. Anyway by the time we finished i couldn't fuckin move and she was almost passed out. Best time ever, seriously doubt i'll have another experience like that.
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Old 2007-09-10, 21:40
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Have more sex on coke^^
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Old 2007-09-10, 21:45
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i dont know how kinky this is, but my ex asked me to pull out before i came, and jizz all over her face and titties. then she rubbed it all on herself as she moaned. it was a definite turn on, even after i orgasmed.
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Old 2007-09-10, 21:52
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I've always been a fan of bloodplay, even though I haven't done it for long old time now mostly because it's not the easiest subject to drop into conversation... but this one girl, who turned me onto it, god damn, she was a goer. It was like being a guest star on some masochistic porn set when I met her.

There's just something sexual about having enough trust in someone to let them have a razor near your naked body, let alone use it.
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:03
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I've always been a fan of bloodplay, even though I haven't done it for long old time now mostly because it's not the easiest subject to drop into conversation... but this one girl, who turned me onto it, god damn, she was a goer. It was like being a guest star on some masochistic porn set when I met her.

There's just something sexual about having enough trust in someone to let them have a razor near your naked body, let alone use it.


I love bloodplay, and feeling vulnerable during it. :p I'd love to have someone use a razor blade or knife on me.
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:19
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I can't hold a candle to this shit :/ Just you know some handcuffs + four post bed, biting/hairpulling, her scratching etc... But I wanna go a lot farther.
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:34
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I love bloodplay, and feeling vulnerable during it. :p I'd love to have someone use a razor blade or knife on me.

I kinda forgot bout that =p

Expect it.
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:41
Khepri Khepri is offline
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I kinda forgot bout that =p

Expect it.

Oh dear ;)
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:44
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I love bloodplay, and feeling vulnerable during it. :p I'd love to have someone use a razor blade or knife on me.

Hopefully to do what your mother should of a long time ago.
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:46
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Hopefully to do what your mother should of a long time ago.


What made you want to say that?
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:49
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Hopefully to do what your mother should of a long time ago.

0_o damn man, bit of an attitude today
 #14 
Old 2007-09-10, 22:50
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Don't mind him, Influx, he's just one of those sad and lonely people with nothing constructive (or even remotely on-topic) to say.

Loving the responses I'm seeing so far! Blood play is something I haven't yet indulged in, but am most-certainly interested!
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:53
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Don't mind him, Influx, he's just one of those sad and lonely people with nothing constructive (or even remotely on-topic) to say.

Loving the responses I'm seeing so far! Blood play is something I haven't yet indulged in, but am most-certainly interested!


Yeah, I know..

Been here for a while, seen a lot of his bullshit. Rofl.
 #16 
Old 2007-09-10, 22:54
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Blood play is something I haven't yet indulged in, but am most-certainly interested!

Definitely something requiring a lot of trust on both sides, but well worth it.
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Old 2007-09-10, 22:59
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What made you want to say that?

Hmmm, I'm no one to judge someone else's sexual fantasies or what they partake in whilst naked. However, some of this shit being said is really fucking lame.

Almost as if someone was to come in here and post sex with "shit" on their bodies, as kinky. My comment was how I saw it, the simplest way to convey what I thought of the post.

So fuck you for not understanding shit, and trying to make it seem like everyone on the internet who tells you that you're a faggot must be "sad and lonely".
 #18 
Old 2007-09-10, 23:02
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unfortunately i havent had enough sex to have done anything kinky. i can count the number of times ive done it using one hand =(. but i too will have my day :D

loving the responses tho, keep em coming
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Old 2007-09-10, 23:06
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I have a massive blood fetish. Me and my ex would get high and cut each other. Not much can make me horny as fast as the taste of blood can.

Meh, I have had sex in very strange places, really fucking rough sex (Think tearing skin), sex on different drugs, role-playing that probably crosses the line.

What can i say I guess I'm just a kinky guy.
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Old 2007-09-10, 23:08
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I have a massive blood fetish. Me and my ex would get high and cut each other. Not much can make me horny as fast as the taste of blood can.


Ooooh, I'd love doing that. Actually, I think it would be even more fun to be tied up and then cut. Hmmm... :D
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Old 2007-09-10, 23:09
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I have a massive blood fetish. Me and my ex would get high and cut each other. Not much can make me horny as fast as the taste of blood can.

Meh, I have had sex in very strange places, really fucking rough sex (Think tearing skin), sex on different drugs, role-playing that probably crosses the line.

What can i say I guess I'm just a kinky guy.


You good sir are my new hero *manly tear*
 #22 
Old 2007-09-10, 23:11
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Ooooh, I'd love doing that. Actually, I think it would be even more fun to be tied up and then cut. Hmmm... :D

Your imagination is astounding...
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Old 2007-09-10, 23:14
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Khepri your spot on, I love tying girls up and cutting them when they're tied up would just be so fucking hot.

You just have to be careful with cutting because sometimes your partner will jump. Easy solution is to have a blade thats really small (sharp part only being a cm max) so that if they do jump your not going to sink a blade into them.
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Old 2007-09-10, 23:35
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I don't know about cutting and blood, that's not even slightly erotic to me.

I'd have to say the kinkiest sex I've had, which we do often, is straight up out of a hardcore porno. My fiance plays like an innocent teenager, then I grab her and pin her to the bed, ripping her clothes off. Then I pin her down with my knee on her chest and make her suck my cock. Then I pin her legs over and fuck her hard, sometimes on her stomach pushing her face into the bed. She actually can't move when I do this, so I'm really raping her. Eventually, I pull out and stick it in her ass and fuck her more. Then I pull out, grab her by the hair and bust a nut in her face like Peter North.
I've also tied her up a couple times with ropes, hand-cuffed her and raped her in creative ways. Lately we've been getting involved with a group of friends so shit is going to get even better.
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Old 2007-09-11, 01:42
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I would do anything if I had a girlfriend who was willing, except heavy mutilation or puke (I don't have a problem with water sports or scat mostly. It REALLY depends with scat).

Ironically I have a compulsion to wash my hands and hate it when family members or other people touch me =/
 #26 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:51
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My wife has sex with black guys and then feeds me creampies.
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Old 2007-09-11, 01:52
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unfortunately i havent had enough sex to have done anything kinky. i can count the number of times ive done it using one hand =(. but i too will have my day :D

loving the responses tho, keep em coming


lol, I was just about to say that, but I made it to 2 hands last night :-D oh yea!

But out of those 6 times, I would have to say the last one (sex on the *unfinished part* of the basement floor) was pretty cool.
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Old 2007-09-11, 01:58
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*gets a boner*
*leaves*
 #29 
Old 2007-09-11, 03:06
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One time, my grandma put her hand on my thigh and told me I was her favorite grandson. I came. Hard.
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Old 2007-09-11, 03:13
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My wife has sex with black guys and then feeds me creampies.


lulworthy

...unless you're serious.
 #31 
Old 2007-09-11, 04:34
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lulworthy

...unless you're serious.

Master Tyrone is very good to both of us.
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Old 2007-09-11, 04:38
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Oh dear children, you think thats kinky?!

*sniggers and leaves thread*
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Old 2007-09-11, 05:10
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Piggyback ride. ;)
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Old 2007-09-11, 05:22
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One time, my grandma put her hand on my thigh and told me I was her favorite grandson. I came. Hard.


this is lulworthy too.

umm... i dont know if this is kinky or just some sick fantasy.
you guys ever seen the movie "harsh times"?
i like that part when hes in the car with that mexican girl whos pregnant with his child, and he holds a gun up to her while fucking around with her. seeing a girl struggle like that makes me all tingly inside.
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Old 2007-09-11, 05:30
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Just tying up/blindfolding so far for me. Occasionally things will go on in a semi public place/somewhere we could get caught.

I lead a rather ordinary life sexually. I mean, it's amazing, but I've never gone through the cash register at Wal-mart with a pack of razor blades, a lava lamp, and an industrial sized tub of lube.
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Old 2007-09-11, 06:01
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blind folds, ropes, whips, handcuffs... other toys...
i think the collar was one of my favorites...

fun stuff.
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Old 2007-09-11, 07:17
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this one time i killed her half way threw then raped her cat.

but seriously, nothing too much. handcuffs, odd places, nothing too out there.
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Old 2007-09-11, 08:18
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One time, my grandma put her hand on my thigh and told me I was her favorite grandson. I came. Hard.

Where you been, mang?
 #39 
Old 2007-09-11, 09:39
Nathaniel Nathaniel is offline
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Piggyback ride. ;)

*smirks a knowing smirk* You're still my Lord and Master :P
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Old 2007-09-11, 11:43
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unfortunately i havent had enough sex to have done anything kinky. i can count the number of times ive done it using one hand =(. but i too will have my day :D

Personally I have lost count of the number of times I have had sex with one hand.
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Old 2007-09-11, 12:41
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Hmm. Good thread. Anyhow, pregnant sex. The girl was granted
a total whore and most likely didn't know/remember it's dad, but
goddamn, kinky indeed. She was five months along when she
stayed with me, something is so erotic about sticking your penis
into a impregnated pussy, it's unreal.

Seeing a hard stomach poking out was a total turn on, and she
seemed to enjoy it also. It didn't hurt that her hormones required
sex daily, something is definitely magical and very sexual about
a girl and a baby inside of her.
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Old 2007-09-11, 13:43
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Geez, reading some of these responses from you peeps getting such erotic pleasure over cutting broads makes me think we are looking into the minds of the next BTK serial murderer. Some fucked up shit THERE! Meh, I can't decide which is my kinkiest so I'll rattle a few off in my least favorite to best.......

-One of my girls used to scratch my back so hard she would draw blood and I'd have scars for literally weeks. One day I was at my best friends house and it was hot, so I took my shirt off exposing my back that looked like I was in a wrestling match with my lion. His mom was quite the MILF and asked me what happened. I just responded with a grin and asked her...."how do you think"? I don't think she ever looked at me the same. As a matter of fact I made it a point to tell her as I was leaving a couple days later, "well I'm off to wrestle the tiger". While I was fucking my girl that night I was envisioning my buddies MILF rubbing her clit with abandon fantasizing about me tapping her as well as I do my girl.

-Going down on a chick while she was DRIVING my car that I just bought two weeks before over some very hilly terrain. VERY INTENSE. Lotta curves and up and downs....I was convinced she was gonna wrap us into a tree as she was cumming.

-When I was 19 doing two 15 year old chicks who I let spend the night, after the one's bigger sister called me (who I was banging with regularity) and begged me to let them spend the night as they were escapees from Juvey. I didn't do them together, just one right after the other. About 5 hours after they left my place the next day they got caught and sent back to Juvey. I gotta tell ya guys....there is no more eager pussy in this world than pussy that has been on the run for days, just got their first shower in a while, smoked a few bong hits, and enjoyed the comfort of a nice cozy waterbed. Yeah, runaway pussy rocks!

-Chick was totally into bondage, blindfolds and sometimes mild strangulation. So there she is spread-eagle tied up, blindfold on......video cam running. I had a vibrator, working that pussy well, sucking her clit......and just seconds before she cums I just stop and get up off the bed. She lets out a depressed moan at her disappoinment and the next thing she hears is me lighting a cigarette. She asks me what I was doing and after telling her I wanted a smoke she then asks why. "Because I CAN!" was my answer, and then I nicely walked over to her head asking if she wanted a drag. She takes a couple puffs off my smoke, and then I take my cock and just start fucking her mouth with abandon....taking drags off my cigarette like some old Hollywood movie star while getting a fantastic blowjob. I finish off by cumming all over her face, mouth, neck, tits......and as she is lapping up my cum with abandon with whatever she could reach with her tounge I finally went back down on her and brought her to a mind numbing orgasm.
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Old 2007-09-11, 18:26
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Oh dear children, you think thats kinky?!

*sniggers and leaves thread*


Don't give me that! Come back and share.
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Old 2007-09-11, 18:37
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Yeah! Don't be a bitch jackketch!

Post your kinky stories!
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Old 2007-09-11, 19:32
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God damn I love this thread. I'm off to fuck my girlfriend here in a few hours... she likes some kinky shit too and keeps telling me I cant handle her. What should I do to show her up tonight?
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Old 2007-09-11, 21:44
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God damn I love this thread. I'm off to fuck my girlfriend here in a few hours... she likes some kinky shit too and keeps telling me I cant handle her. What should I do to show her up tonight?


A room pumped full of helium is bound to be a winner.
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Old 2007-09-11, 21:58
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A room pumped full of helium is bound to be a winner.

Yeah, like in that game Starcraft, when you keep clicking on the Terran Science Station and the guy responds with "I think we may have a gas leak" with his voice getting higher while saying it, like it was a helium leak.

I don't have to clarify any further that I have never had "kinky sex". :(

Also, DaGuru, all of those were great stories. You're a man's man, those are awesome, particularly when I imagined you as Humphrey Bogart when you said you were throat fucking her while smoking like an old Hollywood actor. Also the part with your friend's MILF was great.
 #48 
Old 2007-09-11, 22:35
Nathaniel Nathaniel is offline
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Originally Posted by voodoonirvana
God damn I love this thread. I'm off to fuck my girlfriend here in a few hours... she likes some kinky shit too and keeps telling me I cant handle her. What should I do to show her up tonight?


Depends on what you're into yourself. After trying strangulation that one time I wanna do it again. It was such a turn on! If you trust her enough, give it a try.
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Old 2007-09-12, 02:02
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Depends on what you're into yourself. After trying strangulation that one time I wanna do it again. It was such a turn on! If you trust her enough, give it a try.

You mean strangling her or me? She absolutely loves when i take charge and get her by the throat and hold her down while I fuck her brains out.

Maybe Ill have her get on top and do it with me next time.
 #50 
Old 2007-09-12, 02:39
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kinkiest thread ever
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Old 2007-09-12, 04:07
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Yeah, like in that game Starcraft, when you keep clicking on the Terran Science Station and the guy responds with "I think we may have a gas leak" with his voice getting higher while saying it, like it was a helium leak.
Nuclear fusion, eh? I'll have to remember that!
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Old 2007-09-12, 16:08
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You mean strangling her or me? She absolutely loves when i take charge and get her by the throat and hold her down while I fuck her brains out.

Maybe Ill have her get on top and do it with me next time.

Whichever you're into! I loved it when my gf did it to me but wasn't so comfortable with doing it back to her. Oh how I wish I had done now >.<'
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Old 2007-09-12, 20:40
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this one time i killed her half way threw then raped her cat.

but seriously, nothing too much. handcuffs, odd places, nothing too out there.


LMAO!
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Old 2007-09-12, 23:58
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My ex girlfriend (I'm a girl, bi) was into some pretty sweet stuff. One time we were at a friends house just sitting on his couch. We were kissing and whatnot and he turned on his webcam as a joke. Pretty much, my girlfriend liked the idea, so my friend just left us in there with the webcam on to fuck. It was pretty regular sex, except she had a small chain (like those dog choker things) for some mild strangulation and restraint. We were planning to film a lot more, with themes and such, but we broke up before we had the chance.

Also, this isn't really kinky, but the best sex I think I've ever had with a girl was in that same friends sauna. It was extreamly sweaty and sticky. Plus we got to shower after :)
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Old 2007-09-13, 21:11
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We're not so much into the whips and chains and blood as much as we're into fucking strangers. I love watching her, and we've hooked up with several single men off of various places on the internet who we didn't meet before the encounter. I love having her filled with another man's cum and then fucking her stupid. Several of these guys are also regular threesome partners. Gotta love having a tech school as well as a university in the same town.

She's also very much into public sex. I'm not into public places, but we love to put on a show in the right setting. Best one was partying at a friend's house, and after everyone left but her and two of her other girlfriends, we put on a show for all of them. Major turn on. Later we had a threesome with the host in her room after the other two had passed out. She's still a great friend, but no other sex has happened with her.
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Old 2007-09-13, 22:59
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I think one of my other kinky experiences was with the same girl as the choking. She has a major "Daddy's Girl" fetish, and would love it when we'd roleplay as her as a little girl and me as her father whilst I fucked her senseless.

She'd look up at me all innocently and ask things like "am I doing it right, Daddy?" And she used to love it when I told her that I was "going to plant a baby in my baby's womb". I dunno if it was more for my benefit or her's, but whatever, I loved it!
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Old 2007-09-13, 23:36
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I think one of my other kinky experiences was with the same girl as the choking. She has a major "Daddy's Girl" fetish, and would love it when we'd roleplay as her as a little girl and me as her father whilst I fucked her senseless.

She'd look up at me all innocently and ask things like "am I doing it right, Daddy?" And she used to love it when I told her that I was "going to plant a baby in my baby's womb". I dunno if it was more for my benefit or her's, but whatever, I loved it!


The fuck?
 #58 
Old 2007-09-13, 23:44
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The fuck?

seconded
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Old 2007-09-14, 02:40
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Now, that part is hawt (for some reason)!

The rest of it isn't, just that part. :p




LOL....glad you liked it! Next time I'll try to finish with a more girl-friendly version ala Harlequin Romance.

"His thrusting member penetrated the gateway to my mouth with such intensity my very soul was aching to taste the sweet nectar of lifeforce inside him......." : )
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Old 2007-09-14, 02:47
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Also, DaGuru, all of those were great stories. You're a man's man

Alright alright, at the risk of losing my e-rep with the boys....I gotta be truthfully honest and tell you how it all ended. So where did the video of that great romp end up? I had that one along with a couple of others nicely tucked away for a couple of years. While dating the wife, I realized she was "the one" and in a moment of complete cheesy lovey dovey symbolism......I destroyed my homemade pornos. Mind you, she didn't even know about them....I just got up and destroyed a couple of tapes in front of her and then explained the purpose. How she was my future, and that was my past, and I wanted to close the door on the past......blah, blah, fucking blah ad nauseum _________ <<<<<<< insert whatever else pussy whipped blather.

Man's man? Fuck no dude, I'm a complete SAP!!!!!!!!!! : (
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Old 2007-09-14, 10:54
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The fuck?

What? You never heard of roleplay?
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Old 2007-09-20, 08:35
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Alright alright, at the risk of losing my e-rep with the boys....I gotta be truthfully honest and tell you how it all ended. So where did the video of that great romp end up? I had that one along with a couple of others nicely tucked away for a couple of years. While dating the wife, I realized she was "the one" and in a moment of complete cheesy lovey dovey symbolism......I destroyed my homemade pornos. Mind you, she didn't even know about them....I just got up and destroyed a couple of tapes in front of her and then explained the purpose. How she was my future, and that was my past, and I wanted to close the door on the past......blah, blah, fucking blah ad nauseum _________ <<<<<<< insert whatever else pussy whipped blather.

Man's man? Fuck no dude, I'm a complete SAP!!!!!!!!!! : (
If I had porno tapes, I'd do the same.

Edit: Also, you sound just like jackketch.
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Old 2007-09-20, 10:18
Nathaniel Nathaniel is offline
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Alright alright, at the risk of losing my e-rep with the boys....I gotta be truthfully honest and tell you how it all ended. So where did the video of that great romp end up? I had that one along with a couple of others nicely tucked away for a couple of years. While dating the wife, I realized she was "the one" and in a moment of complete cheesy lovey dovey symbolism......I destroyed my homemade pornos. Mind you, she didn't even know about them....I just got up and destroyed a couple of tapes in front of her and then explained the purpose. How she was my future, and that was my past, and I wanted to close the door on the past......blah, blah, fucking blah ad nauseum _________ <<<<<<< insert whatever else pussy whipped blather.

Man's man? Fuck no dude, I'm a complete SAP!!!!!!!!!! : (

Respect man, that's real love right there.
 #64 
Old 2007-09-24, 02:25
NitroCodone NitroCodone is offline
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Hmmm, I'm no one to judge someone else's sexual fantasies or what they partake in whilst naked. However, some of this shit being said is really fucking lame.

Almost as if someone was to come in here and post sex with "shit" on their bodies, as kinky. My comment was how I saw it, the simplest way to convey what I thought of the post.

So fuck you for not understanding shit, and trying to make it seem like everyone on the internet who tells you that you're a faggot must be "sad and lonely".

CarbonB, you must be a total fucking cunt-hole! Please pull your head out of your ass and post something that people can understand. You do come across as sad and loney, BTW... Asshole.
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Old 2007-09-24, 02:42
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*gets a boner*
*leaves*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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