So here it goes. For about a week a ago, this girl. A "friend" off mine called me and asked if she could come over and see my new apartment. I said ofcourse, but i don't have any furniture yet. She didn't mind.

She and a friend of her came over. And after about 15 minutes she dropped the bomb. She asked if she could stay at my apartment for few weeks. I said no, but she kept whining on and on. I the end she offerd me money.
about 350$ for 16 days, plus shes going away in the weekends. Ofcourse I said yes.

You may think i'm ass or even stupid for not taking her in my arms, without the money. The reason is i can't stand her personality, it's fucked up, she got great body, but her face.. well shes a ginger.

The problem started the first night. I only have a one bed. (120x200cm) So we slept side by side. She started feeling me up and shit. It was quite horrible. I think i slept for about 2 hours that night. The same thing happend the night after as well. But the third day, me and a mate from my class was sitting drinking some beers, then she called me and brought over some girlfriends. Long story short. I got smashed, i fucked her and I think shes in love or something.

The fourth night she wanted to fuck again, but I was not wasted, so I said: "I don't wan't to, i'm tierd, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Litterly. (idk why, but I usaly speak like that to girls. ):

Now I am in quite a dilemma. I she is going to stay for another 11-12 days, and shes in love(i think).

What should i tell her to not get her mad, and start spreading gossip about me like every other chick i have dated.

FUCKING HER AGAIN IS NOT AN OPTION! >____<

Hypnotize her and convince her she doesn't live there?

Thats a fucking great idea, except i have no idea how to do that.

Just tell her that you'll throw her out if she won't let you sleep

Thats a fucking great idea, except i have no idea how to do that.

Use teh force luke.

pics? so we can see if shes doable.

pics def.

Why don't you explain it to her? She probably isn't in love, shes just thinking about extended her stay.

*sigh*

Stick it in her pooper.

LawL, she would just enjoy some suprise buttshecks. v_v

I don't know, but i think shes in love or something, at least she got strong feelings for me. :/ She is not leeching at all from me. She is paying for everything we eat, smooke and all that. So... And today I discovered a heartie(<3) beside my name on her cellphone. *sigh*

This sucks!

LawL, she would just enjoy some suprise buttshecks. v_v

I don't know, but i think shes in love or something, at least she got strong feelings for me. :/ She is not leeching at all from me. She is paying for everything we eat, smooke and all that. So... And today I discovered a heartie(<3) beside my name on her cellphone. *sigh*

This sucks!

why would she be in love with you?

you sound like a dick

Do the right thing. Cherish your new live-in housekeeper. ;)

With a name like Ricardo you can do anything.

why would she be in love with you?

you sound like a dick

I am a dick and girls tend to like it. But i got great idea. I could pretend to be sick or something, while shes here. Every time she tries to kiss me or something I'll caugh in her face. And when shes gone I can slowly break the contact. I'm actually working on two other girls atm. Thats why shes such a pain in the ass. I can't invite them over or anything. :]

I'm thinking about wether I should post pics or not. I think that is quite mean. :/

You're fast becoming one of my favorite posters.

OP- I dunno man, enjoy the sex from time to time. But make sure she knows it's on your terms.

I'm thinking about wether I should post pics or not. I think that is quite mean. :/

Take advantage of her and do it, plez. Ginger = good.

just fuck her, you puss.
I mean come on.

you have a chance to get laid by a chick who is leaving on a set date and you can choose to never see her again.
plus she can just be your cum bucket till that time.

what a great situation.

what is people's problem with "gingers?"
who the fuck cares?

You seem to have all the control in this situation so why dont you stop being a douche and just...be honest with her?

I have no idea what "gingers" are, but I never liked it when my mum put ginger in the casserole as a kid, so I'm going to go ahead and say...fuck ginger. It's pale and it's pungent and it's one of the nastiest looking (non-meat) foods there is.

I have no idea what "gingers" are, but I never liked it when my mum put ginger in the casserole as a kid, so I'm going to go ahead and say...fuck ginger. It's pale and it's pungent and it's one of the nastiest looking (non-meat) foods there is.

^Lawl^

Alcohol is the drink of stupidity and foolishness.

^Lawl^

Alcohol is the drink of stupidity and foolishness.

Well said! :p