Original way too long...Keep it goin' here.

This is the best thread ever.

I remember kissing neighborhood girls that were 5+ years older than me when I was around 8. They'd let me touch their titties but it was never really sexual for me, just kinda weird haha.

In sixth grade I was at this weird Christian concert thing at a church (I went to a Catholic school) and this black girl next to me who was a year older grabbed my hand and put it on her tit. I felt around a bit and rubbed through her pants and she was feeling all over my dick but then I thought DAMN I'M IN CHURCH and stopped. If that would have been a fucking party instead of a Creed cover-band show I would have lost my virginity that night.

Getting caught fucking around with girls at parties was always embarrassing. That happened a few times.

My girlfriend and I were fucking in my truck a few months ago on a side street at like midnight. We had the car on because it was cold as hell and I was running the heat. In mid thrust I hear a knock on the window and look over to see a little old lady looking in the back window at us. Glad I had tinted windows. I rolled down the window and asked what she wanted.

"Oh, I just saw that the car was on and then I saw it shaking so I came out to check if everything was okay"

"Yeah every thing is fine, thanks!"

Rolled up the window and dipped. My girl was really upset about it. It's a funny story though

me:6 m
cuz:8 f
i was at my cousins house as usual, and we had to sleep in the same bed.
i've always fancied her. anyways we were both in underwear and i had an erection.
she was giggling and started to touch it, after a few minutes i felt an orgasmic kinda feeling...
... then before i knew what to do, i started pissing all over the bed..
i got grounded for wetting the bed, and my cousin has never spoke to me since.

other times i used to run in the bathroom when she was pooing just to see her lil vag.

I hate remembering my childhood.

When i was like 4 or 5 i used to go to a babysitters house after school and his daughter went to my school (sophie).
Sophie and I used to always play Doctors and Nurses (which was preety much just me trying to put a plastic stethoscope inside her). Eventually her dad found out and when we went to play doctors and nurses he tried to join in and made me touch his dick and tried to get me to lick it.
I told my mum and i never saw him again but apparently he served a 5 year sentence.
I felt really bad for like a year after that because i put him in jail and i didn't really understand the seriousness of the situation then.


A couple years later i used to go to this afcare thing which was an after school care program and i used to have a crush on one of the girls there. So anyways she kissed me and then told her mum i touched her "fanny". I wasnt allowed back at the afcare program and parents didnt speak to me for ages. I tried to tell them that i didnt do anything with her
but they didn't believe me. My dad still thinks im some psycho rapist.

I'm pretty sure those two events fucked me up preety bad.

Yeah my childhood sucked :(

I jerked off in front of an 80 year old blind women, whom I was working for.

she paid me like 5 bucks a day to read her mail, check her phone messages and crap like that.

she lived in a house that was in a terrible state of disrepair, filled full of boxes of junk, and a hole in the ceiling of her living room.

one day I got a boner, don't know why. And since she couldn't see me I decided to take it out and finish it off.

well I pulled a massive ninja fap, totally busted my nut in two minutes without making a noise.

caught most of it in my hand, and I asked her for a napkin to clean up with."cause I had a runny nose" was my excuse.
I took my money at the end of that day and never returned.

Somehow, I doubt she was totally blind.

Genius. Absolute genius.

Six year old with an erection? Right...

well sometimes she could see a bit... but im sure she couldn't see anything at that moment.
And if she did see me beating my meat, she acted as if nothing was the matter, which is how a lady should act, no?

Six year old with an erection? Right...

I'd had an erection by age 6.

I'd had an erection by age 6.

My mom used to tell me that when she would change my diaper, she'd see me with a hard-on.

It happens in all kids, grownups, and even in hermaphrodites!

Maybe its some type of Freudian shit!
--KP

Thanks for letting my thread live on.

Now if they'd just open registration, we'd have an assload of new stories pouring in...

My first couple months of playing bass guitar really tore up my fingertips. I loved the instrument from the moment I picked it up, so I practiced obsessively. Most people sort of ween their fingers into the instrument by practicing a little at a time to gradually callous their fingertips and condition their hands for it but since I couldn't put it down, I would get these blisters that would break and then hardened, and my fingertips were eventually wastelands of torn and crusted flesh.

...

I was fingering my girlfriend, it was our first time really fooling around. Things were going great until she said, "Hold on, I think you scratched me" (with my repulsive fingertips.) I didn't really think too much of it until I looked at my hand and it was COVERED THE FUCK IN BLOOD! "Oh my god... I am so sorry. Are you okay?" "I don't feel good... "

So, now we're both sitting up on my couch with both feet on the floor facing foreword, not looking at each other. quicksaysomethingfunny "So... uhm... " thinkofsomethinganythingthisisawful "Should I get you a bandaid? ........ oh my god. After about five more eons of silence she stands up and there is blood visible through her shorts. I had to give her my Family Guy pajama pants and never got them back :(

@Fevered Ego

That one genuinely must've sucked.

As to my own sexual experience: when I was 6-8 (started at 6, ended at 8) my friend and I (both males) used to play this game with each of our sisters (both were 3 years older than us). I'd go with his sister and pretend to be her boyfriend and he with mine. In the game I'd always just go "oh I'm tired time to go to bed" because then me and the girl would go into a closet or whatever, she'd lay on top of me, and we'd grind/hump while kissing. I don't think I knew exactly why it felt so good, but I knew I liked it. Keep in mind the girl was about 9 at the start and 11 when we stopped, so she must've known a bit more than me.

I still know the girl now, 10 years later, and she's quite pretty. We talk and it's not awkward or anything, although I'm sure we both remember, but I just think of it as being young and meaning very little.

needs moar posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:p

OPEN THE GODDAM FUCKING REGISTRATION DAMMIT WE NEED SOME FUCKING N00BS IN HERE FOR SOME GODDAM STORIES!!!

as for me, i sadly have no stories that I can remember. :(
I dont even think i had a sexual child life, i never hung out with girls then but I just hang out with them now and most of them are prude little bitches :(:(

I still don't hang around them; or anyone else; I'm alone all day; I never had any friends.








Minions Attack!

holy shit, i ust spent the last three hours reading the old topic for this and this one and i was like shit, i gotaa fuckin post so i was gonna register because i ddint remember my old name but i couldnt figure out how to. luckily i just had a pass thing sent to email or w/e so yea here we go

first off jacking off to blind lady, fucking hilarious but you shoulda shot it in her face and acted like u sneezed lmao.

ok lets see when i was say in kindergarden i remember macin on a bunch of chicks that we had no clue about anything really. i remember putting sand in a chicks pants and then she went up on top of a slide in the playground were everyone could see her and pulled down her pants. to get the sand out or something. uh i was in this girls basement while her and my parents were upstairs and she wanted me to show her my penis so i did and she showed me her stuff. i vaguley remember kissing her.

im not sure if this was that same girl but i think it was a different one but i remember playing house with her or soemthing and she was like ill be mommy and you can be daddy. and she told me to come in the closet in a min. so she went in the closet and i sat outside waiting then her dad came in the room and was like wheres suzy q or w/e her name was and i was like shes in the closet so he opened the clauset and there she was totally naked with her eyes close and her lips puckered. i later had a pleasant drive with my dad over to the prison where he told me this is where id end up if i was having sex with girls or soemthign along the lines of that. kinda traumatic.

when i was way way younger i still barely rememer this because im pretty sure it messed my head up a little but i was being watched by some friends of my parents and his daughter peed on the bean bag and blamed it on me so this fucker pulled down my pants and spanked me and then i think tried to touch my penis wich i ran away if i remember and then i told my parents and remembered them saying something about fileng a report and then we went to wal mart and i remember seeing the number at the checkout line light up and thinking it had soemthing to do with the case or something lawl. but that whole memory is so freakin hazy.

lmao this is kind of embarrising one time when i was say 13 o 14 i was watching my neighbors house for her and i was a nosey ass kid so i went through all her stuff and found a bunch of lesbian porno and then wacked off and shot my load on her vibrator i found lmao...

damn kinda fucking funny that all these people including me would tell all these people on totse things that theyve nevery told anyone before.

LMAO i jsut remembered one time we got this kid to take a shit on the playground and we all made fun of him cause it was green.

this wasnt painful for me but her.
back when i was in highschool, we had this band concert, and before one of the performances, me and my ex ran to the theater bathrooms and started stripping down. i get her up on the counter and procede in penetrating. halfway through i pop out while im still thrusting, and i stab the edge of her taint with my dick. so she starts bleeding and shes in so much pain, but she wants me to keep going. so were fucking while she has blood pouring out, and i get blood all over the white shirt i was wearing...

pretty fun experience actually.

You expect us to believe that stupid shit? Unless your dick has the girth of a fucking pencil and is just as rigid, you couldn't "stab" someone with it.

This is a rather recent story, and it didn't happen to me, it happened to one of my friends, but it was well told.
So this guy is at a party, and some girl calls him around the corner of the house, so he goes over, and she starts making out with him, gets him unzipped.
Girl is like three years younger than him BTW.
Her friends are running around looking for her, meanwhile she gets his dick out and starts jacking him off with both hands.
No idea what she was doing, and she asked my friend if it was okay, and it WASN'T, it hurt for some reason, but he was drunk and had a hot girl there and didn't want her to stop, so he said it was fine.
They run off so her friends don't find her, end up in the middle of a park, he gets his dick in her, then she decides she has to go, so she just up and leaves him there.
She got back and there was blood all over her shirt, according to one of my other friends there.
The original guy gets back, and he's covered in blood, she's left.
Turns out he had a savage cut on the head of his penis.
Turns out she forgot to take her ring off when she was wanking him.
The incident forever after has been referred to as, "the sword in the stone".

do you by any chance know the definetion of OWNED???
this thread is fucking golden..
open regesration so noobs come in and post

You expect us to believe that stupid shit? Unless your dick has the girth of a fucking pencil and is just as rigid, you couldn't "stab" someone with it.

dude. are you a virgin or something? ladies of totse, please tell this virgin how sensative a womans vaginal skin is. her skin was already stretched out from my cock being in there, and when i tried penetrating again, it tore her skin at the bottom near her taint.

I am highly turned on by this thread.

has anybody repressed any molestation that this thread brought to the surface? Feel free to let it out....

This is a huge reason why I have so many of the mental issues I have today:

When I was 3 years old, my mother started taking us to this lady for babysitting.. She babysat us for a long time.. She had two sons that lived with her and her husband.. When I was about 4ish.. Her older son started to take an interest in me.. He was 14 at the time.. He would always take me to his bed room and carry me around he would subtly find any excuse to touch my vagina.. As I was walking by, he'd pretend to stretch and reach his and between my thighs.. After each session of touching me, he'd tell me to, 'be a good girl.. If you tell, that means your a bad girl..'

He started getting braver and braver.. He would show me dirty magazines he had under his bed.. He would make me take of my pants.. He would ask to touch me, then ask if it felt good.. It progressed to him touching my pussy with his fingers and playing with my clit.. One day, he took my pants off and began licking my vagina..

I never liked the attention.. In fact I hated him touching me.. I was so young though, I didn't understand that he was doing something extremely wrong.. He would always tell me how wet I was.. Then he took out his penis, on one of his braver days.. I'd tell him I didn't want to touch it.. but he threatened to tell my parents that I was being a bad girl.. So I did.. I licked and sucked him while crying..

When I was about years old.. he put his fingers inside me when his mom went to the store.. Then he pushed in his dick.. I was bleeding and he just kept going.. I remember how badly it hurt, but I was too afraid to tell him to stop.. I didn't want to get in trouble..

This stuff continued until I was 7.. That's when we moved away..

i'm sorry that happened

as much as i hate women (thanks to my mother)

I hate seeing girls hurt, upset or abused.