Continue. Original was too big.

never read any of the first one but i'm a girlfriendless guy... can i join?

Send me $10 via Paypal...And I swear I'l send you the Tshirt and coffee mug! ;)

Lol the original girlfriendless guys' club was too big. AHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yeah, I don't have a gf either. It sucks. I'd go into why I don't, but...you know.

I'm still in.

Yea I'm in. I dont have a girlfriend at the moment... or ever.

finally somewere I belong :)

I'm girlfriend less

no girlfriend here.

So what's the point of this thread again?

dont have a gf atm!

Define girlfriend?

4 lyfe nigga.

Sadly, I just feel like I'll never be able to jump into the mess that is a relationship.

I have an e-girlfriend

but not a real one.

I have epic winz due to massive failz

No one ever told me if I could join or not. Boyfriendless :( But I'm a girl not a gay guy.

*Enters clubhouse*

"Why hello good bachelors! May I grab a robe from the closet?"

*grabs from servant*

"Ah, thank you my good man."

*lights cigar, puffs smoothly. Walks up to psycho8b*

"I say my good man, in which room is the playstation 3 oriented?"

We should all pitch in and rent some hookers for this thread.

I've been trying to get a girlfriend on rez for the longest time now. I'm tired of walking my ass home (or even worse, taking the vomit comet) at 3am after clubbing downtown or going to a pub.

No girlfriend since January and it will probably stay that way for a while.

I just had $100 sent to my paypal. Can I hold you to this?

According to the Official Rules of the Club:


Chapter XI
...
iv. Females are allowed to apply for Club membership. However, unlike males, they should supply an application (see Chapter XVI, Paragraph xxi). This application will then be considered by the Club Committee. The Club Committee then decides, if the Female is allowed to get Club Membership. The Club Committee reserves the right to decline any application without explaining a valid reason.
...
Chapter XVI
...
xxi. Application. The application form MUST include a clear photograph of the applicant. There are no restrictions set on the clothings, as long as the facial features, hair, and bodily features are clearly visible. The applicant can be either clad, scantily clad, or unclad. The Club Committee reserves the right to judge whether the attached photo is appropriate or inappropriate. The application might also include a note by the applicant, describing herself and her reasons for joining the Club. References by other Club members are welcome, but not obligatory.
...

I prefer the term "girlfriend free".

I am pretty meh about long term relationships. Except when I get horny...but then I just masturbate and any wanting of a long term relationship is exorcised.

According to the Official Rules of the Club:

What if I choose not to post a picture of myself on the internet for you to fap to?

What if I choose not to post a picture of myself on the internet for you to fap to?

Then you can't join.

By the way, I'm in. Had to break it off with the gf for college and COMPLETELY blew it with this amazing chick in less than a week. I'm a winner!

*slowly raises hand*
But it will change in the near future!






Minions Attack!

What if I choose not to post a picture of myself on the internet for you to fap to?

If you are not comfortable with posting it on the internet, you can send it over to me.

I don't think I'm guna be single for much longer if I play it well.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Then you can't join.

By the way, I'm in. Had to break it off with the gf for college and COMPLETELY blew it with this amazing chick in less than a week. I'm a winner!

Congratulations! You've chased off another girl, thus sealing your girlfriendlessness status forever.

*step through doorway*

is this the players club?

i have no girlfriend but i do have a girl that i like and she likes me but she has a boyfriend so she doesnt want to do anything any more :(
so i am in waiting
he will brake up with her eventually

Be ready and waiting when she breaks up with this other guy, yes. BUT that doesn't mean you can't fuck other girls in the meantime. If she confronts you about it just say "Hey, you've got a boyfriend."

Single guys that don't get into relationships, kids, etc. and you can even party your ass off look better than broken spirted married guys with kids.

i got a girl. its great *touches her bewbs*


ooooh yeah. thems nice titties.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h276/analdisco69/CIMG0332.jpg

my gf > your gf

If you're talking about weight, then I totally agree.

Does she know about that goatse impression you did?

If you're talking about weight, then I totally agree.

Those ample bosoms do have some heft to them, I agree.

Edit: I like how his vest matches her bra...did you guys co-ordinate that?

Does she know about that goatse impression you did?

I dont know what you are talking about

Those ample bosoms do have some heft to them, I agree.

Edit: I like how his vest matches her bra...did you guys co-ordinate that?

Yepp :)

*Joins*, but I think I might be in with a chance.

*plops down on the couch*

*undoes belt*


Yep, I'm gonna be in here for a long time.

what exactly is the point of this thread?

To wallow in our glory.

woot yeah glory
glory to the principality of zeon!!!!!

her mole > my zhopa

her mole > my ass

You must be really skinny.