Yup.
Last night I lost my virginty.
Gave up my v-card
Got rid of the v-plates
Homerun
All the bases
The beast with two backs
Fucked

I had heard from several online forums (which ARE a substitute for RL experience I have found) that the first sexual encounter would be short, shitty and awkward.
Plot twist! It wasnt!

It was sorta amusing when I for the love of me couldn't get a condom on, but the second time everything was bón.
She was on top at first, but it hurt her, so we switched to missionary.
And damnit, sex feels fucking great.
Its way better than wanking.
A tight supple 15 year old body shuddering and a warm moist runny vagoogoo = win.
It couldn't have gone on for more than like a couple of minutes tho.
I wanted to switch positions so I pulled out, after that she didnt want any more.
Bummer.

Now, your virgin tales...

u fail. u had sex for like 15 minutes?? wtf? high five on sorta gettin laid

Glad to hear your first time was good fun.
I had an ace time when I first had proper sex, but it hurt like fuck! I felt my cunny was being split apart.. :o

Yup.
Gave up my v-card
Got rid of the v-plates
Homerun
All the bases


Sorry dude... but if that doesn't get you a slam-dunk lock from the ole 'ketch, I am pretty sure that the "I got laid" theme of your thread will.

Fuck Ketch man, I'm glad you told us. It's always nice to be able to share your first sexual experience with people who (remotely) care. Personally, I think it's great that you fucked a fifteen year old, as I imagine that it was very, very tight and thus intensely pleasant.

Whether or not this gets closed, fucking ace, man. Grats. Ding. Whatever you want to call it. You won big.


I wonder what Robinhoody has to say about all of this. Rumor has it that he holds a penchant for the excessively young. :P

My first time sucked. :(

I was 14, The guy was 18, had not a clue what he was doing.

Im actually kinda dissapointed i gotta say
It only went on for like 30secs maybe...
And she claims to have enjoyed it.
And I would think she did, I was afraid shed wake the whole house up.
And she says she really wants to do it again, but she's stopped me twice.
Damnit, I used to be the one saying stop, this sucks.
But hey, arent you allowed to make "I Got Laid" threads if the participants are juicy teenagers?

haha, better than my first time dude.
didn't use a condom..but I didn't even come. she just lay there like a corpse..so I started pounding her so her head kept hitting the wall.

Wow, seems like alot of first times for people sucked, but not me:D! Fortunatly I had the honour of bein fucked by a 20 year old non virgin who knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

I was 13 at the time of my first fuck.

Indeed, like the OP stated, it wasn't short and awkward. It was actually quite the opposite.

The story:

OK, so I'm going to some party, and I happen to find my friend very drunk. She is 16, and thinks that I myself am drunk, so she decides to take advantage of me and rape me.

However, I was very sober, and very conscious of what she wanted to do. "Aww, fuck it, let's do it." Get into the party host's room (who happens to be her older brother, and he never found out ,) and it was all good to go.

Oh, and I didn't use a condom.

My second time was with my hawt teacher, who was 30 at the time, and very experienced. Needless to say, it was the best sex I had before turning 18.

good for you, Bean! still haven't had my first time, and thus...





































































this thread is useless without pics

I had heard from several online forums (which ARE a substitute for RL experience I have found) that the first sexual encounter would be short, shitty and awkward.
Plot twist! It wasnt!

It only went on for like 30secs maybe...

lol wut?

My first time was fun..

Started off in the water, then onto a bench and then into a car.

Wasn't nervous, and I think I did a good job.

And, it's true, car windows fog!

And, it's true, car windows fog!

Lol, what a genius. *Claps*

And damnit, sex feels fucking great.
Its way better than wanking.

Before you have sex, you think wanking is the greatest thing in the world. Because you're ignorant and you don't know any better. Then you find out, and wanking is just boring.

Using a condom is the exact same way. You think it feels good, until you try the alternative. But really, it's complete shit.

Glad to hear your first time was good fun.
I had an ace time when I first had proper sex, but it hurt like fuck!

looool "hurt like >FUCK< "
good one

Well hooray for me.
I had sex another time, doggie style this time.
Twas hot.
Went on for like 15mins, sweeeet.
Her sister was sleeping right below us, and they have no doors whatsoever in the house.
Also, dumbasses as we are, we neglected to clear up all the condom wrappers.
So she asked her borther to get her pants for her when she was getting rewady for school.
The look he gave me when he came back from her room...:(
Hes 12, i mightve broken him

My first time involved going out at one in the morning to buy condoms in order for me to have a first time.

O shit where do i start.



Well first when we tried it, my anxiety grew so badly that i couldnt even keep it up.

This followed an additional 4 times untill one day........

I FINALLY GOT IT UP!! (but not all the way).

We had sex forever because Condoms fucking suck, and because of lack of feeling.

However apparently Im pretty good in bed, so all ends well, and I no longer have ED brought on by anxiety!

My second time was with my hawt teacher, who was 30 at the time, and very experienced. Needless to say, it was the best sex I had before turning 18.

Pics and full story or it didn't happen :D


Anyway, I'm still a virgin but hopefully not for long.

My first time was excellent, no condom and the girl was sexually experienced and relatively young, being 14 and all. Yeah, she may have slept around a bit, but neither of us are Christians or believe sex is a sinful act, so whatever.

Also, I am mostly posting just because it appears the 'ketch hasn't seen this yet, and he absolutely needs to, just for all of the retarded tennage Americanisms in the first post.

Sarcasm, look it up.

Well hooray for me.
Also, dumbasses as we are, we neglected to clear up all the condom wrappers.
So she asked her borther to get her pants for her when she was getting rewady for school.
The look he gave me when he came back from her room...:(
Hes 12, i mightve broken him
Oh noes...

That kid's gonna castrate you while you sleep

And, it's true, car windows fog!

I know it! And every time that happens I have to slap my hand on the window and slide it down like in Titanic.

Lost mine in a threesome last Wednesday.

It kicked ass, had more to show than the chicks boyfriend, got her off thrice, and held my own for more than an hour. Felt like the sex-king all damned week. Hey, we're even settin' up another!

She gave me a cold though, that kina sucked...

MMF threesome's don't count.

MMF threesome's don't count.

Fine, I still lost my virginity...