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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-09-07, 20:38
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Running Free 
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Did I get off on the wrong foot?
So I just started post secondary, and last night was our school's first "pub night".
A couple of the guys in my course and I went down to one of the major bars in town and were just hanging out there, basically getting to know everyone.
Some girl, who I think is in her second year, might even be third year was there, apparently she was wasted.
So anyways, she's dancing and grinding every guy that comes within three feet of her, just coming off as a total wh00re.
All of a sudden she starts freaking out, and she comes up to me and starts babbling:
Her: "I just found my tank top that I left here the other night!"
Me: "Oh, well that's pleasant."
Her: "By the way, I'm not a slut you know."
Me: "Right. You could have fooled me."
I don't think she likes me very much. I'm counting on the hope that she won't remember me by the time Monday rolls around.
Whaddya think? Should I have acted differently?
Not that I care about what she thinks of me, but I also don't care too much for the possibility that she'll run around telling everyone that I called her a slut.
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#2
 2007-09-07, 20:45
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
All sluts say that they aren't sluts. If you have to tell someone that you ARNE'T SOMETHING then you obviously are.
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#3
 2007-09-07, 21:10
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
Her: "By the way, I'm not a slut you know."
Oldest quote in the slutionary.
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#4
 2007-09-08, 05:20
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
lol,
if i had a nickel everytime a slut said "im not a slut" i could put all of your loser threw college lol
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#5
 2007-09-08, 06:22
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
Yes, you got off on the wrong foot. You should have explained that, just as she had lost her tank top, you had lost a qu8art of Jack Daniels black label under the covers of your bed, and you would really be grateful if she would help you look for it.
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#6
 2007-09-08, 15:22
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
Oldest quote in the slutionary.
And the rhyming Dicktionary.
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#7
 2007-09-08, 15:44
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
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Originally Posted by Euro_Tuner
lol,
if i had a nickel everytime a slut said "im not a slut" i could put all of your loser threw college lol
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http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:q5MSLWiJ54I1tM:http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg (http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fvza.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D7836%26view%3Dnext%26sid%3Dd15 3988ae91791129f1f9f25d6eddae2&h=299&w=399&sz=33&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=q5MSLWiJ54I1tM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfacepalm%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3 Den%26sa%3DN)
This is now my standby reply for anything that Euro_Tuner says. I think it's a good policy.
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#8
 2007-09-08, 17:32
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Running Free 
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
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Originally Posted by charliels531
Yes, you got off on the wrong foot. You should have explained that, just as she had lost her tank top, you had lost a qu8art of Jack Daniels black label under the covers of your bed, and you would really be grateful if she would help you look for it.
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Thank you so much, I shall surely remember this one! People like you are the reason I love Totse.
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#9
 2007-09-08, 19:20
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Suicide_Mouse 
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
I'm getting fucking sick of Euro_Tuner...
Why the fuck do you think you're so much better then the rest of us?
If we are all so lame then why do you post here?. What makes you so cool?
You get maaaad pussy or something?
Grow The Fuck Up.
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#10
 2007-09-08, 19:59
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
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Originally Posted by Euro_Tuner
lol,
if i had a nickel everytime a slut said "im not a slut" i could put all of your loser threw college lol
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More like put yourself through a fucking writing class, dip shit.
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#11
 2007-09-08, 21:24
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:q5MSLWiJ54I1tM:http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg (http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fvza.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D7836%26view%3Dnext%26sid%3Dd15 3988ae91791129f1f9f25d6eddae2&h=299&w=399&sz=33&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=q5MSLWiJ54I1tM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfacepalm%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3 Den%26sa%3DN)
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#12
 2007-09-08, 21:59
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
For once I sympathize with CarbonB's often seemingly unexplainable and miss-guided bursts of I ARE ON TEH INTERWEB rage...
But to the OP, chances are it's probably not that big of a deal.
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#13
 2007-09-09, 04:35
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im the best 
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:q5MSLWiJ54I1tM:http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg (http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fvza.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D7836%26view%3Dnext%26sid%3Dd15 3988ae91791129f1f9f25d6eddae2&h=299&w=399&sz=33&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=q5MSLWiJ54I1tM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfacepalm%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3 Den%26sa%3DN)
This is now my standby reply for anything that Euro_Tuner says. I think it's a good policy.
hahahah omfg that shit is hilarious. How come everyone is hating on Euro_Tuner? is the fag on this board or something?
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#14
 2007-09-09, 04:53
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Re: Did I get off on the wrong foot?
If she was wasted, don't worry about it.
I dunno about the whole "Im not a slut" meaning she is a slut. All the girls I've talked to that said out...turned out NOT being a slut....
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