Basically, I find talking to girls difficult.

Not so much the actual talking part, but WHAT to talk about. I know a lot of people say "Talk about anything. Stupid stuff" but... yeah.

Anyone have advise?

tell her about your impressive sized penis, that will get her in the mood.

Snort some coke then approach women. If they talk to you it will be great it they dont you will be so amped up you will actually crush her face with no remorse.....god I love coke. Make sure she knows she has a choice to let the beast out or go home with you.

Ask her questions about herself? Girls like talking about themselves, and those kinds of questions should keep them going for a while.

But, I still don't know what to ask her. :(

Examples, please? :(

Dude, you're going to have to learn some of this stuff on your own. I would honestly say that I'm decent at talking to girls once the ice has been broken, but I'm horrible at approaching them. Crack jokes, maybe SLIGHTLY insulting ones, make sure they aren't too bad or they will be put off.

tell her you can make her orgasm in 30 minutes or it's free.

Do just that then when they start talking about something you can relate to, like a story about a party for example, talk about a party you were at where something happened. Its simple man....You can have some silent moments, but make them short...

You can have some silent moments, but make them short...

This is good. I thought the short silence was kinda bad. I hate when I run out of shit to say.

Use chloform, then theres no awkward need for talking. Thus a womans mouth can be used for what god intended, using what god made
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amen brother

But, I still don't know what to ask her. :(

Examples, please? :(

....a simple how are you is enough to break the ice. if you have even a remote interest in the girl the conversation will carry itself.

you do realize your name is a paradox, as no harlequin can achieve any heroic accomplishment... it kinda makes me think you're a stupidly generic cunt..

Well as harlequin means "A fool in brightly colored pants" I suppose he could do something heroic. I'm going by the definition on dictionary.com btw.

It's like my English teacher saying Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron, no it's fucking not. Shrimp are small- bigger shrimp can appropriately be called jumbo shrimp. Sorry, it was bugging me :(

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Too simple. Ask them what you really want to know about. Like the most stupidest thing shes done, or if she ever had any feelings for another girl. Bust her balls, what you don't want to do is start talking about stuff like where she lives...Where shes from...If she haves any brothers or sisters. It just makes the conversation, well, boring. After shes told you her little secrets, she's going to want to know yours. Obviously though, your not going to reveal them so easy :).

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use the akward moments to sex her up.

Oh yea for jokes man, ive literally tipped the scale on that shit...quick example, cant give the full in depth detail cause that certain someone may be browsing these forums somehow. Basically i made a 10/10 racist comment to this girl(foreigner), since shes from middle east, called her a terrorist in other words......

Horrible, yes i was, Funny...Yes it was. Did she get mad, Not even close!

So simple once you get the courage to walk up to the girl:

What do you study? (in college)
What do you plan on studying? (anytime)

And then just elaborate on the subject (why? what is the job exactly about?) etc...

ask her whats the widest thing she's ever fit in her mouth.

ask if she can cook/clean/raise kids. thats what i ask girls.
its really the most important things to me when finding a woman.

Yea cooking son, i hadnt really thought much about that till this last girl i met. Offering to cook me some shit and bake me cookies(no shes not fat!!). Really impressed me, its like shit thats descent for a girl my age to willing to do that kind of stuff. Ask the chick if she has any of those skillz, thatll give you a sneak peak of whether or not shes a lazy worthless bitch or not.

Honestly you should have a set of mind where you are talking to a girl to get to know her to find out whether or not shes worthy. Not just good looking