well i was just having sex and the guy got a little rough when we were doing anal so i asked him to slow it down. he soon withdrew and said 'whered the condom go?' so i am assuming it is still in me.

so my question is: if the condom is stuck in my ass (i didn't 'feel' it in there), will it just 'come out' like things in that area do, or do i need to go see someone (i REALLY don't want to)?

I assume that it will naturally come out. I can say for certain that it will do so vaginally, so it seems to make sense that it would behave similarly anally.

For future ventures, however, the female condom works better for anal sex.

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wow, i haven't seen you in forever... i didn't think you posted anymore.

but yea, i have no idea. can't help you, sorry.

He/she/it never confirmed it may or may not be a girl.

It could be a boy with a condom up his ass.

He/she/it never confirmed it may or may not be a girl.

Apart from the numerous posts in the past from a female perspective, and the picture's she's posted (not all of her face), yeah, oral fixation could well be a guy.

I would assume that it would come out naturally, but who knows. May take a trip up into the intestines.

Yeah, as long as its nicely lubed up it should come out when you take a dump. Or you could get the dude to fish around in there in pull it out, ya'know, make a game of it.

The vagina slowly pushes things out.

Sadly, the anus slowly sucks things in.

http://www.griddleq.com/images/tongs.jpg

yes, but i was thinking that even if it got 'sucked up' it would eventually come out when i went to the bathroom.

I figure theres a lot of people out there that traffic drugs by swallowing/inserting latex balloons and those 'come out'. good logic? bad logic? idk...

Bit of a bummer eh?

Just my personal opinion, if you don't see it in a few hours, I'd go see a doctor, it could tie up things there. That can lead to bad constipation, and even death (after a few weeks). But I would wait till your "normally scheduled" poo.

Hey!^^^Extremely nice paranoia. I love it!

I very much doubt any problems could in any way occur. Have you Googed it? I bet your gay, faggit, nancyboy homothexxual sites have info about this very question.

But look at it? Can you really believe that something like that would cause probs? In your dreams, fool! :p

Bit of a bummer eh?

+1 for the excellent pun!

It could be a boy with a condom up his ass.

or a highlighter

or a highlighter

Or both...

Glad you're finally getting some, oral.

I'd suggest going to a doctor, but I know that would be just so embarassing.
You might want to take some laxatives, that will clean the entire gut out, just incase it's managed to get up there.

But.. if you havent seen any sighn of it in a few days you might need to go to a doctor.

Are you sure it's not just wrapped up in the bed covers somewhere? Or in a shoe, or, behind the bed, somewhere?

Used condoms have this weird way of disapearing and then re-appearing at the most embarassing times.

I figure theres a lot of people out there that traffic drugs by swallowing/inserting latex balloons and those 'come out'. good logic? bad logic? idk..."eh" logic.

Yes, mules stuff and/or swallow balloons and condoms and then shit them out.

However, those condoms are sealed and solid. They can be pushed out.

And empty condom, on the other hand, is loose and flimsy, and could get tangled in your poo. Of course, it should still come out with a nice sized movement, but there's always the possibility that it gets stuck up at the sphincter.

If you don't see it in the bowl the next time you go, call a doctor.

Or my earlier tongs suggestion.

Whatever...

Do goatse, and it will fall out.

But seriously, I'd wait a day, then go to a doctor.

laxatives?
just go to the looooo asap

Maybe you should get a smaller condom next time, mmkay?

um...it was in my vagina. i guess he didn't realize it feel off in...there...before switching to the other hole...fucking dumbass. just thought i would let you all know. thanks for the help!


and xilikeeggsx (idk if thats actually your tag, but you know what i mean), ive been lurking a lot lately without posting...totse is never far from my heart ;)

In all honesty your the dumbass for thinking the condom was in your ass and not your vagina ;)

Apart from the numerous posts in the past from a female perspective, and the picture's she's posted (not all of her face), yeah, oral fixation could well be a guy.

Links or they didn't happen.

RULE OF TOTSE: Poster is a male by default, unless stated otherwise.

goos chance of infection. If it was stuck in a vagina it should be got oiut immediately, otherwise you risk poisoning... I forget the term its given, but it can happen if you leave tampons in too long.

Oh, the most awkward thing known to man (one man, me.)

This has happened to me twice in my years. Having to say "Shit, where's the condom" and try to laugh it up while finding your clothes and getting the fuck outta there... one of those times it was my own house i fled. Ended up back in bed with her that night, still no word of the condom.

Thats part of the reason I hate them so much.

Links or they didn't happen.

RULE OF TOTSE: Poster is a male by default, unless stated otherwise.

if you just read the first post in whatever page you posted on, you would've seen 'i found the condom in my vagina...

use yer fingers me lass

Toxic shock syndrome?

Laxatives would probably be the smartest way to go. Imagine how weird it would be if you went to the doctor for it and it turned out the condom had came out encrusted in poo, and you just didnt notice.

wow, that's pretty bad. you should get the morning after pill just in case.

^im on the pill, so no worries :)

latex gloves + have a feel around.

sucks, but itll be better than having the embarrassment of having a doctor do exactly the same.

If you still cant find anything, well, its going to be embarassing, but it needs to be done :(

I guess it's too much to ask for you to read a thread before posting...

ugh, thought she'd realised where it was but not retrived it...

ja,

you're about to be bestowed with some wisdom of the mighty nightprowler,

yuh see bout o' say a year ago my dog ate a plastic bag (one that the newspapers/pennysaver things come in) so bout say two days go by and he dont shit right? so then third he finally squats and with much struggle a little big comes out the end and he stops trying and gets back up and i notice that little tard isnt dropping so upon closer inspection there was approximatly three inches of clear plastic bag protruding from my dogs ass,
i was laughing like a motherfucker,
i brought the dog home and got a pair of pliers and extracted the satan that is a clear newspaper bag from my dog,

so dont worry too much just make sure you've got a pair of extra hands and pliers around.

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EDIT i didnt see her post before but i'll just share this tidbit with you all for future reference,
or next time when she accidently swallows a condom

This thread has entertained me.

Tongs! Ahahahaha!

I like how they assume it's a guy because it was anal, yet, Totse is full of "how can I get my gf to try anal", more commonly "fuck her in the ass!" and I've heard quite a few "so, my boyfriend was fucking me in the ass..." from girls.