Hey &tse So I listen to couple of friends about going out and talk to girls. I am somewhat shy around pretty girls. So I thought "You know what I gotta walk to the platter and be a MAN" I mean whats the worst that could happen... So I saw a foxy looking babe and thought dam this is it.. I mean i have seen ugly guys with fine looking girls before not that I'm hideous r anything more like mildly good looking.
I walk to her and say " hey girl how you doing" she pause and look at me with this weird fucking face... that really hurts a little like i was fucking Quasimodo's r somet'm. I thought to myself maybe I approach her the wrong way r something. So I tried again I said "I didn't mean to disturb you are anything I just thought....." she cut me right off and said "WHAT THE FUCK DO WANT" I pause sweat'n like crazy... I mean she said that pretty fucking loud people r looking at me and laughing and shit she also continues to make vulgar comments about my appearance. I thought I was gonna kill her are start crying...
I feel like shit and sadly i am somewhat depress :('
I... I just don't feel like trying again, I really don't know what to do
(no homicide/suicide is not an option i still love life)
advice, comments flames... sigh!!!:(
ps.. please excuse my grammatical errors not in the mood to edit

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dam i'm pathetic

Haha
Damn...
That was just one girl.
And she was hot, so she was probably just bugged by getting hit on all the time.
And she must get quite the ego trip from turning them all down.
It wasnt you.
Shizzle
I wore a jerksock to school yesterday, fucking laundry day, it was disgusting

Fuck girls.<-----my ambiguous yet highly insightful philosophy

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dam i'm pathetic
Hahaha. :D Me! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/Twisted_Ferret/Portraits/face.png)

Don't worry, man. That sort of thing has happened to me before, and I found the love of my life. :)

That girl was just a bitch; don't sweat it. Even if you were Quasimodo, as you put it, anyone worthwhile wouldn't be that harsh in the first place.

What did you do after she said "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"?

You should have simply replied to her 'wtf?' with "Oh my bad, I thought you might be someone worth knowing. Sorry to have bothered you but I don't date fat girls *look at her disgusted, walk away in distain*"


Believe me, the pain that'll put her through makes your pain look like a stubbed toe.

Hell, put enough disgust into your voice and she'll get an eating disorder.

This is pretty much the way to go. Watch out for muscular boyfriends beforehand, though.

ps.. please excuse my grammatical errors not in the mood to edit

If you aren't in the mood to edit, don't post savagely to start with.

hey, if she has openned the field of war just throw shit back like "hey, im only asking cos u look like a slag and i fancied some sex. the 'hello' was just foreplay"

you get bonus points if you still get secks afterwards :D

I like the way 'Ketch thinks.
Seriously though, I hate saying harsh things, I like to think of myself as being nice to everyone, and having everyone being nice to me in return.
But that chick sounds like a bitch.
I probably would have bit back at her too. You can do better than some slag who'll turn down everyone who's not good enough for her and end up cold and alone.

Yeah, my attempt at comforting you,

Cheers,
Mojo Savage

feeling much better! :) although I will try to approach someone with less of an attitude... I will not stop trying though. I just gotta get up and man up once more.

Being a man is saying "Hey Girl how you doing?"

What the fuck are you Joey from friends or just a retard? Maybe try to isolate the bitch or something and maybe start off by checking some signs, whether or not shes checking you out, etc. A simple "Hi" would have been sufficient from a random girl you dont know especially if she never even looked at you.


Man Law #277 - To woo a woman you must first give thought into her head as to who you are, where she saw you or why you mean anything. If she has no reason to think of you she will have no reason not to crush you.


And YES I would have choke slammed the bitch on spot!

If you aren't in the mood to edit, don't post savagely to start with.

Why don't you try posting with perfect grammar in a second language?

*hopes you can't post with perfect grammar in a second language*

Don't mean to be an asshole, but I coulden't really make out what you where saying. Just don't worry about it, and don't let one bitch get you down. Keep trying and you'll get a girl.

Don't mean to be an asshole.

You fail at this

wtf? are you retarded?

"HEY GURL HOW U DOIN?"

where the hell are your manners boy?

Would you like to make a recommendation instead then?

Would you like to make a recommendation instead then?

yup! I'm all ears man...

How did you say it? Did you say it with a smug look like "Whut up bitch?" or with a look that conveys an actual interest and slight sexual tone?