ideas? theres this super hot(imho) chick who i see walking and sitting in the hallways alone. i was just thinking goin up and saying like hi my names ingutted, why are you all alone? or something, but that sounds way too stupid/ intruding.

Do a barrel roll.

Give her some photographs of a magnificient structure you made out of Legos, it's the perfect conversation starter.

If she isn't at least mildly impressed at your hard work and dedication with Legos then she is a frigid, stuck up bitch who wasn't worth your time anyways. ;)

even if the legos are all different colors?

If she is alone, it is easy.

If she has friends with her, then it just fucks everything up. And stupid girls start rumors, like just because you talked to them, it MEANS YOU LOVE THEM.

That's why you should always carry around goatse with you.

Well a hot girl can have friends if she wants, so she probably just doesn't fucking want anyone to bother her. A hot girl came to our school and by like the 3rd week she was getting banged by seniors, whereas I would always see her in the halls alone and sitting alone at lunch in the first week or so. But yuh.. PULLIN UP TO THE POLICE AND BLOWIN A SWEET IN THEY FACE?

go up to her and gloat about how large your penis is. If she doesn't pull your pants down on the spot to see for herself she's too stuck up for you.

Go in, follow these steps, see where it takes you:

1) Approach with a big smile and good body language. Head up, back straight, chest out, and remember to take up a lot of space, as this "proves your ego".

2) Go in with something interesting, something that will get her talking. A good starter for anything is, "Hey, can I get your opinion about *insert something interesting here*?" If you can cold read or want to google that, it may set you apart and help establish rapport and/or an early emotional connection.

3) Always give yourself a time constraint. She doesn't have a reason to keep talking to you, and if she doesn't like you, she'll want you to leave. By telling her that "I can only talk for a minute, then I have to get to *something here*" you allow her to relax and here you out without wondering "when is this guy gonna leave?".

4) Keep your distance, don't get in her personal space. Make early eye contact and hold it as long as you can without feeling that you're "staring". Ensure that you speak loudly and slowly enough to be heard and understood; women can make a real connection through voice and eye contact.

5) Make her laugh, and try to distinguish yourself from the horde of other guys. Just be your best self.

So, that's how I would do it. I'm curious as to how this advice will be recieved.

Lie, but make it obvious that you are lying, like, say excuse, can you help me find my congressinal medal of honer, or something, she will see it as cute, and that's half the battle.

I've found the best way to approach a lone girl is from behind with my knife drawn, but that's just me.

You: Hey there, could you help me find my Olympic gold medal?

Her: What the hell are you talking about? Do i even know you?

You: ummm.....

Her: *Blank stare/ Looks away*

You: *Pick up shattered pieces of confidence*

You: Hey there, could you help me find my Olympic gold medal?

Her: What the hell are you talking about? Do i even know you?

You: ummm.....

Her: *Blank stare/ Looks away*

You: *Pick up shattered pieces of confidence*

That is why you have to make it so outlandish, and follow through with the original intent, look like the guy you came up with shied off after the 1st sign of resistence, I would go on to say, I don't think so, cause I'd definately remember you. it's cliche but what the hell.

ingutted: How much does a polar bear weigh?
girl: Umm... I don't know.
ingutted: Enough to break the ice - my name's [insert real name here].
[insert remaining conversation here]

No man that never works unless the girl is even half way interesting/intelligent/humorous. Which 90% are not. I am able to do those kinds of things to some girls and they keep a straight face and genuinely want an explanation. Fucking worst.

Tell her the time.

tell her you'll get her coke if she'll fuck you

foolproof

tell her you'll get her coke if she'll fuck you

foolproofAs a highly respected moderator, I can attest that this is the best plan.

As a highly respected moderator, I can attest that this is the best plan.

Bravo, lol who doesn't love robinhoody

Pay someone to steal her bag, then attack him and get the bag back while she's watching. It sounds stupid but I know a guy who was just crazy enough to do that and they've been together for nearly two years now.

I found the best way is to go up to her and say
"Hi... umm are you going to be walking out to your car alone later?"
"You are? Great! Well I'm just gonna sit over here in the corner and watch you intently all night long."
When she looks over at you while you're eyeballing her intently, wave over to her and mouth the words "Hi!" "Hey!" "I'm still over here!"
- Dane Cook...

Best quote in the world.

ill prolly try this out thanks +1 if we still had it.

ill prolly try this out thanks +1 if we still had it.

Great. Just ignore the fact that my plan has been proven to work and go with a generic routine you've heard a thousand times before that is little more than the simple 'be yourself' cliche.

Just don't be weird or nervous and you'll be fine.

Tell her that you're anorexic too?

This guy knows what he is talking about.

Don't listen to this guy. He's just reflecting a paranoid attitude a lot of boys have towards women.

The trick is to stop caring what rumours they spread and what they think of you.
Seriously, think about it: why would you care?

The trick is to stop caring what rumours they spread and what they think of you.
Seriously, think about it: why would you care?The right rumor can completely and utterly destroy your chances of ever hooking up with anyone for your entire high school career...

The right rumor can completely and utterly destroy your chances of ever hooking up with anyone for your entire high school career...

Fuck high school. I hooked up with 2 girls in my high school and it was a mistake. All ages clubs is where it's at in high school. Drunk slutty 14 year olds.

Thankfully college isn't nearly as bad, there's just too many people for everyone to keep track of.

"best way to aproach an alone girl"

totse answer: with a gun a balaclava and a penis.

other answer: personally, i find it weird approaching a girl on her own, cus u walk up to her, she see's u, your still walking while shes staring at u, it seems anything could happen, u finally get there and say "hello" she says "hi" and then its hell from there.

But just act as if it was someone u knew. Overthinking is almost never necessary

"best way to aproach an alone girl"

totse answer: with a gun a balaclava and a penis.

other answer: personally, i find it weird approaching a girl on her own, cus u walk up to her, she see's u, your still walking while shes staring at u, it seems anything could happen, u finally get there and say "hello" she says "hi" and then its hell from there.

But just act as if it was someone u knew. Overthinking is almost never necessary

But I think it's best to rehearse the whole situation in your mind beforehand, to make sure that you know what you doing and to move 'Zig'.

The key to hot women is half the time they dont think they are gorgeous. Even the ones that strut there shit like it dont stink have alot of insecurities. I was never hot shit or considered myself to be but when I manned up in school from a loner to a lone wolf I flat out called bitches out. Told them in front of everyone there not as hot as they think they are which worked alot in destroying there self confidence while at the same time telling women up front like "Goddamn your gorgeous" will get you a whole lot more then beating around the bush blushing and kicking your legs from side to side looking at your feet will.


Just man up is the simple answer. Women love compliments, all women are insecure aswell as men but to a less extent and honesty and balls will go miles. To make your confidence go up tell yourself to the point you believe your not getting a tit shot from her and you will take that fear and shyness away along with awkward moments when you guys talk. Treat her like shes your best friend on first impressions and good luck.

I love how everyone disregarded my advice except the OP, who is the only one it was meant for anyway. I can attest that I have both done this, and it works. My steps were more than simply "be yourself".. they involved body language and mechanics, two of the most important aspects of approaching a girl alone, which is what he was asking about.

Go for it man. Thanks for the +rep. I'd like to think that maybe by sharing knowledge (which is the overall point of TOTSE, and this message board in particular) we can help others and make a dfference in our lives.

Tell her the time.

Superbad FTW!

This is not the best approach: http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2049322

..i once met a girl on the bus,
it involved a chinese bitch and some moisterizer but eventually we got to talking....

take that as you will.....

Tell her the time.

lols, hey it worked for McLovin in the end.

chances are i wont do anything for at least a little while but ive been doing the physical aspects and i feel a fuck of a lot more confident and oddly calm.

This isn't true at all. Even the mildly attractive bitches at my school think they are the shit and of course most of the actual hot ones either have their noses up or have boyfriends and are cool. But who gives a fuck?

1.)Do something supposedly innocous: Ask her the time, drop something in front of her, pretend to mistake her for someone else. etc. etc.

2.) Start a conversation somehow, introduce yourself. Plant that seed of "I know that guy" in her head, so that you'll say hi each time you see her or whatever.

3.) Hang out, start relationship, sexorz, etc.

4.)....profit?

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Make a MR HAI mask.
2. Put MR HAI mask on.
3. Approach the girl.
4. Say "HAI!" in a chinky voice.
5. I can assure you that the conversation will go from there.
6. ???
7. Profit!!!

Buy three cop suits, with fake guns, and give them to your friends. Go up to her, and say hey, and RIGHT AFTER you introduce yourselves your friends should come up looking like the PO-LEESE niggar and be all "Mr So and So we have a warrant for your arrest, you are under arrest for cocaine trafficking, you have the right to be a faggot..."

Then go in school the next day, find her and apologize, and tell her that if she doesn't date you, Colombian immigrants will burn her house down and eat her family.

1.)Do something supposedly innocous: Ask her the time, drop something in front of her, pretend to mistake her for someone else. etc. etc.

2.) Start a conversation somehow, introduce yourself. Plant that seed of "I know that guy" in her head, so that you'll say hi each time you see her or whatever.

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I said it three times so you'd remember. This is the best advice here.

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I said it three times so you'd remember. This is the best advice here.Wrong:tell her you'll get her coke if she'll fuck you

foolproof

Wrong:

Then, once you're done fucking her, go and grab her a can from the fridge.

Then, once you're done fucking her, go and grab her a can from the fridge.

But make sure it's Diet.

No one likes a fatty.

But make sure it's Diet.

No one likes a fatty.

Absolutely.