If you have a normal girlfriend, you can tourn her into a hot female cool chick. It is enough to talk with her when she is lseeping and her brain is relaxed. By using this hypno method, it is possible not only make her feel orgasm during fellatio or anal sex, but even change the size of her breasts. It is also possible to make her fell in love, but it is not safe, as if she is not by herself in love with ypu, she can flip and kill you instead becouse fo brain overdrive.

One of my best sexual experiences to this day was when I was in the stage just before sleep when you're half-dreaming sort of thing but still awake. I was spooning this girl in her bed, and reaching over to rub her as well, whilst sort of day dreaming/hallucinating type thing. It was really weird and I was kinda out of it, but really good.

It feels nice when you're half asleep and masturbating in bed and are so out of it you forget you're doing it and just bask in the nice feelings. Except sometimes you forget you're doing it at all and stop and then minutes later you're like wait... I was doing something.

I talk during my sleep, sometimes have pretty special nightmares.

Anyway, I had a steady gal who would stay up JUST to hear me babble in my sleep.

Apparently, and confirmed by friends I've slept in the same room/bed as, I go on and on and on.

One time she was stoked the next morning when I babbled about how I loved her (I swear I wasn't faking...), and was greeted by prompt breakfast.

Aaand then another I related a graphic sexual fantasy that involved another girl.
That did not go over well, and she refused to sleep in the same room as me for almost 2 weeks.

Point of fact:
Watching people sleep is not adorable, it can damage relationships.

Go to sleep, if you don't like your girl as she is; you can't fix it by blowing in her ear.

You need a belt.

You're either very young, very high, very incompetent, or a troll. It is quite possible that you are all these things.

LUL WUT HYPNO METHOD.

PLZ EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE WHO MISSED IT.

And then you get cum on everything and cleaning is never fun

LUL WUT HYPNO METHOD.

PLZ EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE WHO MISSED IT.

i think he's talking about confusion, but you can't get it till level 17.

i think he's talking about confusion, but you can't get it till level 17.

I feel so gay for knowing what that means.

This is probably the stupidest shit I've ever read. Honestly.

im fairly sure my ex and i talked to each other while sleeping some nights.
or it was just random babbling... still kind of strange though.

waking up to sex is still one of the better things for me...

rofl couldn't have said it better...

Pics or it ain't true.

All glory to the hypnotoad?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g-1J9_CMjck