Ok so to cut things short, I was fucking my girlfriend earlier and I was going for a couple of hours and couldn't cum. She had a few orgasms and all was good. Then all of a sudden she starts screaming in pleasure like a fuck load more than usual, and she kept telling me to stop. Then when I eventually realised that I just wasn't going to cum, I stopped.

After a couple of minutes I realised that she hadn't moved position since I had stopped. So I was like "sup" and she said "I can't move anything below my arms". She also said that her muscles all felt like they had fully contracted and wouldn't relax.

Wtf happened? She was like totally paralyzed for about 20 minutes. She genuinely couldn't move. And then her muscles kept twitching for about 2 hours after.

I can never feel below my waist after I have a great orgasm.

What did she say about the situation after?

Seek medical attention as that does NOT sound normal at all (ESPECIALLY considering the... Umm... 'Special' nature of your girlfriend.).

I saw it happen once on a porn video too btw. She said afterwards that it had felt like an "orgasm overload" and like she was going to explode.

Good job

Good job

Yeah I know but why did she go all paralyzed? She actually physically couldn't move.

you should've taken more advantage of the fact that she couldn't move

I was having sex with her. What more do you want?

buttsecks

The answer is simple, my boy: your precum contains a potent neurotoxin.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Paget_holmes.png

I think you fucked her senseless.

Hahahah, this thread is golden. I have no fucking idea what happened.

"I broke my girlfriend"

I lol'd.

me too, when i saw the title i was like "WTF? Did ya drop her when you got her out of the box?"

funny shit.

I broke my girlfriend

*hi-five* :D

...in a more useful vein, you might wanna look up the role of acetylcholine release in orgasm. Robinhoody wasn't all that far off. ;)

If you wrap her in towels and deliberately overheat her, the X-clamps should bend and pull the motherboard down to create more support.
Apparently.

does she have a warantee?

Apparently, you're a moron.

Proof that totse still kicks more ass than the boot of an abusive father.

Sir, you have made my day.

+1 to you

You should possibly go see a doctor about that though. Perhaps you've got killer sperm or something.
Maybe you accidentally thrust into her spine.
..It's probably nothing, but if you break this one can you afford a new one?!

well maybe shes still under warrenty.

I lol'd at the title.
Just get a new one, the new model comes out in a few weeks.

Why the FUCK wasn't this /thread?

I always thought the paralysis was normal. I wouldn't try take advantage of it though, they seem to dislike it when you ruin their afterglow. I once had to prop my girlfriend up and feed her chocolate milk when she couldn't move her entire body, her mouth was so dry from screaming. She is a freak.

hehehehe

Genius.

from the title I could of swore that you ripped her pussy or somthing.

I approve of this thread.


Least you didn't fuck in public. That would have been awkward.

Cervical brushing, anyone?

It's quite possible that you have magic testicles, my friend. Seriously, I would suggest putting a warning label on those things.

I popped mine last week. Now I have to spend the money on a new one and I go through them so fast I'm thinking about investing in a pump.

Why the FUCK wasn't this /thread?Because no one seems to care what I say, unless I'm propositioning a 14 year old :(

I love your posts robinhoody. Your shit is golden.

Agreed.

Because no one seems to care what I say, unless I'm propositioning a 14 year old :(

hillarious shit.

I would describe his shit as more of a light bronze tone, his urine is rather golden, though.

/bad pun.

Hi I heard robinhoody and 14 year old. What's going on in this thread?

"It's quite possible that you have magic testicles, my friend. Seriously, I would suggest putting a warning label on those things."

Warning: May Contain Nuts?

lolz she got cocked out, dude.

CO!

I think hugs n kisses, as well as the reassurance that very few people have been paralysed for life on account of wild sex..... should be your priority if it happens again.

lolz she got cocked out, dude.

HAI GAIZ IMMA OVERCOCK MY CHERISHEDPUSSYUNIT GOT ANY LIKWID NITROGEN???!??

.......pics of the girl?

So I was like "sup"

lolwut?

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Yeah I know but why did she go all paralyzed? She actually physically couldn't move.

Because it was a job well done you fucking idiot. Jesus cunt, do I have to repeat myself? ;)

Well fucking done.