Lets just say for lack of a better word my daughters..Dumb.. How can i stop her menstrual cycle? just for a few years.

cut open her belly and fill it with cement.
that or talk to her.....

Just leave her in a closet or something.

Are you saying she's retarded, or just a moron? I'm not really sure there's anything you can do, short of starving her, which will fuck her up in a myriad of other ways.

Put her on the pill?

Hysterectomy?

Make her so fat her periods stopped... It's what happened to that 34 stone teenager on that TV program, anyway.

Zaknafein.

Pics?

Puncture its tires?

Ooops my bad, wrong sort of cycle.

Simple answer is you don't.

Make her so fat her periods stopped... It's what happened to that 34 stone teenager on that TV program, anyway.

Zaknafein.


Or comment on her increasing weight all the time so she thinks she has to be anorexic.

That works too.

that part of the movie is fucking hilarious...that actor is on reno 911.i love that show.

that same scene "id tap that" "youd "tap that"? what do you think your cool seth with your little jew fro?"

"sounds like my friday night" "seth you went to temple"

"do you have any extra large condoms?" "seth,you have a TINY penis"

^ Way to ruin the joke, frank...

BTW, "that actor" has a name. Cedric Yarbrough.

in b4 lock !

I am surprised no one has suggested the obvious: Get her knocked up! Just to make sure it is done properly, do it yourself.

Oh, wait... that will only work for about nine months.

I got it then--- follow the advice above and repeat as needed.

Troll followed by Inb4l0ck followed by why?

...its gnashing teeth and bright green hair dazzled me as I made my way over the bridge with my shield, and into a better land without such creatures...

I wish I never got that fucking alarm in the yoyobek batcave installed! It's driving me fucking insane!!


I'll leave this troll for jackketch to toy with.

Make her so fat her periods stopped... It's what happened to that 34 stone teenager on that TV program, anyway.

Zaknafein.

He was taking a quote from The 40 year old virgin you tard!

He was taking a quote from The 40 year old virgin you tards!

Quoted for truth.

Get her sterilized? Or get her implanted with one of those birth control devices that doesn't have to be changed for 5 years.

Um, yeah. 40 Year Old Virgin is awesome. Quoting it and trying to pass it off as your own material is not. Now kindly GTFO.

Puncture its tires?

Ooops my bad, wrong sort of cycle.

Simple answer is you don't.

I came in here, and was rewarded with a 'lolled like a motherfucker' type post.

Thankyou 'ketch, you poms have great humour, but wer'e going to thrash you like naughty children in this Rugby world cup!

Depends why you wanna stop it....

If it's because she gets fucking ratty at that time of the month, chuck her some chocolate and a hot water bottle and lay her in front of Ally McBeal for a week. Should shut her up.

If it's because she experiences major discomfort and you really want to be a good father and help her out, ibuprofen is your friend. And a guy who will tell her how pretty and wonderful she is while he spoons with her and rubs her belly from behind.

If it's to postpone womanhood so no guy will ever be in the position mentioned before, buy a chastity belt and weld the lock shut. Also a nice flyer showing a mutilated corpse and a picture of your daughter with the slogan "This will happen to you if you touch my little girl." left in tactical areas of her school/usual haunts.

Theres a small implant available for woman that goes in the arm, small procedure, stops it for 3 years or so. Free from the NHS if you're in Britain.

..I think that's a form of birth controll, not bitch controll.

It doesn't always actually stop your period. It stops you getting pregnant, but sometimes your periods stay the same or sometimes they get worse.

Although I have no idea why I'm even commenting when this thread was a joke.