So I got a buddy, for fuck knows what reasons, wants to become sterile. He wants it to be long term but not really permanent.

I just told him to soak his balls in boiling water but that didn't really thrill him too much.

Input?

*sigh*

Tell him to either go all the way, or give it up and use condoms.

Tell him to jizz in a cup a few times and safe it away for later.

Then put his balls into boiling water.

I think vasectomys are free sometimes. Also milk, mountain dew and weed reduce it.

Come on man, youre making it too easy. I dont know shit about milk, but I know for a fact Mountain Dew is an urban legened, and pot is too, for I am here. You gotta ask my dad for the whole story, just trust me on this one.

My boyfriend had a vasectomy. The procedure he had done was "The Snip" which is reversable. His father had it done on the same day and recently got his vasectomy reversed and everything works fine.

That would be .. so awkward.

That would be .. so awkward.Yeah, but I'm sure since they did it together they got a price break....

And if you're doing it for the savings, it's not weird...

Ehh, a little more to the story than that. My boyfriend found out some years back that the guy who raised him wasn't his real father. So he got in contact with his real dad and visited him for a summer. And thats when he got it done. Father son.... bonding.... I guess...?

Now it's weird...

"Daddy! I never knew you! We should bond!"
"Yes! Let us have our vas deferens surgically obstructed together!"

Now it's weird...

"Daddy! I never knew you! We should bond!"
"Yes! Let us have our vas deferens surgically obstructed together!"


Rofl. :D

Give him a kick in the testes next time you see him, and tell him that there's no need to pay you.

Honestly, a vasectomy is really the only option, unless he just wants to use rubbers.

They'll be a male pill coming out soon, before 2010 i think, maybe just use rubbers for the time being.

My dad got a vasectomy a couple of years ago.. I still make fun of him..

My dad got a vasectomy a couple of years ago.. I still make fun of him..It's a shame he waited so long...

It's a shame he waited so long...

Isn't it just.

Now it's weird...

"Daddy! I never knew you! We should bond!"
"Yes! Let us have our vas deferens surgically obstructed together!"

Hahahaha damn man that just made my day.

It's a shame he waited so long...

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Now it's weird...

"Daddy! I never knew you! We should bond!"
"Yes! Let us have our vas deferens surgically obstructed together!"

LOLOCAUST!