So there is this girl and on her myspace is very sexual. Also just let me say that she is also very attractive. So she sent me a message saying "hi, whats up" I sent her a message back and I am currently waiting for a reply from her. Now, I'm about 70% positive she just wants to have sex with me because me and her are totally different people and I know she doesn't want to start a relationship with me.


So my question is, how do I turn a conversation sex driven smoothly without sounding like a noob?

Strange thought.. Maybe, just maybe.. She finds you interesting and wants to be a friend? ... Not all girls want to fuck you.

so I've got this penis....

Ever see that movie where those 2 people have sex? We should do that!



post pics of the girl

I know that, but like I said in my first post, I am about 70% positive she just wants to fuck me. Also, we are totally different people. Our social circles are polar opposites. Which leads me to think she wants sex.

70% positive she wants to fuck you? You should write a book, I've never been able to interpret the signals from women that well!

Forget the book, do video tutorials. You are my master!

lol, I could make millions!

no, its just hunch.

Cmon dude, you are a fuckin guy and you can't figure out how to fit sex into any conversation on this planet? I'm about to call..."GHEY" on you!

Seriously, I could give you a very easily used open liner, but I don't think it would work. There are very few opening lines that completely woos a chick. Its the give and take in that conversation that gets the job done. Kinda like a tennis match. You have to be quick thinking on your feet, and have witty replies to give right back to her. Since you are so stumped at just the FIRST line, its doubtful you'd have the confidence and ability to keep the convo up so she stays curious/intrigued/wanting to get a taste of that sumthin sumthin. But hell, I'll try any how.......

Lets assume her name is Ashley. Very early in the conversation with her (I'm assuming IM, or MySpace posting).....say something along the lines of..."I never met an Ashley I didn't lick". Now my experience with this line has always been verbal, and I followed it up with a casual......"Errrrrrr, I mean LIKE....geez, hate those Freudian slips." At that point you gauge her reaction/response to that comment and you'll have a better idea if she is totally grossed out, finds it complementary, or you are a complete jokester (which is still good because you are entertaining her to some extent and she isn't bored with you...hence more time to keep the attempt up).

In text it would work even better. You make the first comment with LICK, nothing else. Wait for her reaction, and depending on what it is you followup. You can come back with....."oops Freudian typo, what can I say you are quite the hottie" or something. Again, it IS sexual (even better because you are implying you want to please HER in the process), you can always back peddal out of it, and even if she is totally put off or offended by it......she would have to be a complete bitch to walk away from such a simple "mistake" and forever have a negative attitude about it.

Good luck, POST PICS, and come back and decribe how it went.

Thanks bro, and don't worry, if I successfully change the subject torward sex, ill post pics for everyones fapping pleasure.

"Hey, how do you feel about casual sex?"

I don't know, if she wants it it'll happen. I was chillin with this one girl in my room and she was showing me pictures on her phone and she kept moving a little closer to me every couple pictures and then we just made eye contact and BAM, sex.

Just go with the flow.

Also, we are totally different people. Our social circles are polar opposites. Which leads me to think she wants sex.

God damn...That's where I was going wrong as a teenager...Instead of going for the girls with similar interests and in the same circle as me, I should have gone straight to the popular, boring, self-loving, metal-hating bitches.

Why didn't I think of this before?

I'm 70% sure I woulda gotten laid.

Find her outside of the internet, walk up and just shrug your shoulders and say: "buttsex?".

Off topic, psycho - thats an awesome dvd. (your sig)

How old are you may I ask, not hating/flaming just curious. Also its very simple unless this girl is a nymph will she just come out and say she wants to fuck you, simply ask her how her day was if your paying attention find something that she says you can talk about and bridge off from there. Then work your way around to what your trying to say Its simple simple.

I've went from 0 to 100 in a few seconds of wanting to talk about what i wanted to know. A lot of times if you want to get talking on the subject of sex in general a good way is if they say something about their computer in general, acting up, using downloading programs, browsing the internet...whatever theres more then these ways, bust out something about them looking at porn. Done it several times and the girls never get offended or anything and a few times ive heard some off the wall shit i wasnt expecting. Unless shes a total scrounge looking to use you, she'll come back and toy with your joke.

Quick example: Girl i knew said she couldnt download music at her house because of dial up. I busted in and said yea and you cant download porn either at the slow download speed. shes says "AHH" in a shocked/laughing tone, then she says you know what they say you gotta try everything once. And from that point on the direction of our conversation changed greatly....