So a while back the pill wasn't working for her. It made her grumpy and made her lose all sex drive, so basically it was useless evilness concentrated into a pill.

So we tried condoms. She's allergic to the normal latex ones I got, and the fact that I need to buy the bigger sized one. Which just makes me feel like a dick, why? Because as if a guy is going to go in and buy a pack of smalls, of COURSE he's going to go for the bigs. This problem I can overcome, by growing a pair of balls.

Then we tried the condoms that aren't latex. They feel like a plastic bag.

So we fucked that idea right off. Nothing, and I repeat NOTHING feels better than making your girl come and feeling her juices run down your dick.

She hates condoms so much that she even said, quote "Blow in me, fuck it, I'll just take the morning after pill".

Now my question to you, how safe is the pull out method?

It really depends as towards if you precum(Little bit of semen naturally comes out sometimes before the whole load) or totally misjudge the timing on pulling out of her. It also doesn't cover protection from any STD's.

Havent they debunked the precum thing again?

I mean, precum has no real 'boost'
Theres no 'oomph' that make sem fly the fuck up her ovaries.

Make sure shes on top, then cant pregnant, gravity you know
(what hillbilly on tv said this? cant remember)

Well they make precum sound like a big deal but it really isnt. I mean even if you use every form of protection there's still a small chance you'll get preggo. Like the chance of precum getting her preg is like just a little under using a condom. As long as you pull out and she takes the pill in the morning you'll be fine, but just make sure not to lose yourself in the moment and cum in her.

So.. it takes one sperm to impregnate a woman. Instead of talking to a doctor and finding out a form of birth controll that works for the both of you, you're willing to run the risk of getting her pregnant and then either go through the stress and hassle of having a child or the emotional trauma of having an abortion...?

The pull out method is not a fucking form of birth controll!

Sorry to get stressy about this, it's just you've found yourself a good girl and it would suck if things went wrong now.


Has the Depo shot or implant been introduced into your country yet?
Would you consider a vasectomy?

http://www.fpq.com.au/factsheets_brochures/menu_contraception.stm

There are SO many forms of birth control besides the pill and condoms. Even switching to a different brand of birth control pill could make a huge difference. I tried using one kind, and it made me COMPLETELY sick. Switched brands, no problems.

Try a different brand of the pill or look up some information about Nuva rings or the shot. Or all the other kinds of birth control out there. At the VERY least you should be using spermicide or something if you've got no other protection.

The pull out method is not a fucking form of birth controll!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus

It has a better perfect use failure rate then a diaphragm :p

Sure, it may be harder to maintain perfectly than a diaphragm, but still. :)

-F☺rd

Learn how to use your dick, condoms fucking suck.

They have that birth control patch now. Try that. Or female condoms.

I've never really used any form of Birth control, when I was in high school and dating alot of the chicks wanted condoms... but that was more or less for STD's... maybe I'm just sterile... but to me it appears it's harder for women to get pregnant that everyone else would like to think

Havent they debunked the precum thing again?

Make sure shes on top, then cant pregnant, gravity you know
(what hillbilly on tv said this? cant remember)

The on top thing is from Knocked Up, i happen to be watching it right now!

I've been using the pullout method for years. I'll only put a condom on right before I blow. Never had a problem.

So it may be possible to get pregnant using it, but it's -very- unlikely.

Wow.

"blow in me, fuck it, i'll take the morning after pill"
"how safe is the pull-out method"

Maybe you shouldn't be having sex until you consider the other bajillion SAFER options.

God you really are thick.


Have a look at the birth control thread that is stickied at the top of the forum.. Theres more then the pill and condoms.

There are half a million different types of the pill...and they won't all affect her the same way. Tell her to go to her doctor and tell the doc what's up, and she'll switch her to a different brand which will affect her differently. If that doesn't work, she'll switch again. You WILL find one that works.

Don't be a dumbass.