What am i suppose to do? I'm only average size and shes not a virgin so she been broken in. I kept trying but every time i nearly got in it became too painful for her. Help me out ToTSE.

Lube would be the obvious answer don't you think.

Its supposed to go in the other hole.

Jesus, don't they teach kids these days anything at school?!

We tried plenty of lube.
it just wouldn't work without her screaming out in pain.

Foreplay. Finger her, make her really moist. Then you start to push it in gently.
Failing that just knock the bitch out when she starts to squeel then plough her. She'll thank you for it later.

lulz wahut

Is there any way to like stretch her without her hating me later?

Oksies, serious answer time.

First off is a trip to Uncle Gyno and just check there is no physical reason for her severe discomfort.

Then you need to work on the psychological. She needs to feel safe and secure, that there is absolutely no chance of getting pregnant, for example and most important is that you give her the feeling that you aren't just after her body.

Then and only then, if its still painful. You buy her a Rampant Rabbit® and alarge jar of KY and practice together. Make a game out of it. Also encourage her to practice on her own too.

This is common problem when trying to fuck an 8yo. Don't worry, she'll get over it

Are you positive that she's had sex before? Not all 8-year olds have. And then it may just be a really tight urethra. I think that we all agree that you're not doing this right.

.....tell her she'll be alright and just kiss her until it's in and once it's in let it sit there for a second before you start to pull it out.. lol wow...

Poppers.

I hear the gay community rely on them a lot.

(and yes I'm serious.)

Poppers?

Amyl Nitrites.

They give you a fucking bad headache.

Poppers?

He means an angry black guy on meth, possibly with a camera phone.

1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, cock

How would you know that, ducky? ;)

Nah...Don't do the poppers thing...Amyl nitrates are used b (predominantly) gay men as it relaxes the muscles, giving easier insertion into tightly closed body cavities. If ya know what I mean.

Seriously though dude, I'd go with Jack's suggestion.

How would you know that, ducky? ;)

The youth of today use them recreationally ;)

Maybe she's just really nervous about shagging you so her muscles are tensing up when you try to put it in. Poppers might be a good idea..... or lots of alcohol.

Id stop at 2.

But do what jack said, sounds about right.

The youth of today use them recreationally ;)

Recreation...Is that what you crazy kids are calling it nowadays? ;)

Recreation...Is that what you crazy kids are calling it nowadays? ;)

I expect thats the 'in' or 'modern' term for good old fashioned shenanigans.

I expect thats the 'in' or 'modern' term for good old fashioned shenanigans.

I hate not being hip and groovy anymore.

I hate not being hip and groovy anymore.

*fondles bus pass*

I remember when I was a lad, all we had was bottles of Merrydown Cider to get girls in the mood with...that or a good cuppa char...none of this 'E' nonsense.

Alcohol or opiates. She won't feel the stretching.

*fondles bus pass*

I remember when I was a lad, all we had was bottles of Merrydown Cider to get girls in the mood with...that or a good cuppa char...none of this 'E' nonsense.

In my day sonny, we had to wear a suit, shirt and tie...And if your shoes weren't polished perfectly her old man would come out and tell you to fuck off!

And a night out only cost a fiver! And you got change!

In my day sonny, we had to wear a suit, shirt and tie...And if your shoes weren't polished perfectly her old man would come out and tell you to fuck off!

And a night out only cost a fiver! And you got change!

Of course you got change from a fiver. A fiver was a lot of money back then and they was proper ones...big white things. None of this colour nonsense.

Of course you got change from a fiver. A fiver was a lot of money back then and they was proper ones...big white things. None of this colour nonsense.

Bloody right n'all! Like a little letter from the Queen herself!

It's these bleedin' kids these days...Everything's gotta be luxury all the way...That includes having to have colours on things!

Never in my day...You get what you're given and bloody accept it!

Poppers fucking suck.
I'm in the beleif that they are infact a load of bullshit, in respect to the claims that they relax the butt muscles.
I think that what it really is is that they give someone such a nasty headache they're a bit distracted when some bastard shoves his cock up your ass.

Dont use poppers.

Everything's gotta be luxury all the way...That includes having to have colours on things!

Its cos we can't read too well so the colours have to be eye catching, not to forget that most of us teenagers are on drugs and colours appeal.

Look how colourful poppers are now - http://www.thesource.me.uk/your_life/section_images/drug_images/poppers.jpg :)

Its cos we can't read too well so the colours have to be eye catching, not to forget that most of us teenagers are on drugs and colours appeal.

Look how colourful poppers are now - http://www.thesource.me.uk/your_life/section_images/drug_images/poppers.jpg :)

/me hi-jacks thread

Everytime the ATM spits out one of them there new fangled twenties I think its given me euros by mistake.

/me hi-jacks thread

Everytime the ATM spits out one of them there new fangled twenties I think its given me euros by mistake.

Yea I'm not a fan of the new 20's either, I'm used to the old 20's which look like the fivers, tenners and 50's. They look out of place in my wallet and dont belong, and either need to update all the other notes or simply stop using the new notes.

They need to change all the UK notes to be more like the Aussie ones, which are far superior and practically indestructible!

Getting back on track, I'd steer clear of the drugs. Anything that has to call itself "Room Odouriser" to be legal is something to avoid.

In all honesty you just gotta "loosen her up" first. Lick her till she cums a few times, not just the couple of minutes you're likely giving her now. After that, the most important thing is to take it slow. VERY slowly ease the head of your cock inside her, and once in hold there for a few minutes or until she feels comfortable enough to continue. Take it an inch at a time, holding still at the end of each inch or at every wince of pain she makes.

Don't you dare move until she tells you to.

/me hi-jacks thread

Everytime the ATM spits out one of them there new fangled twenties I think its given me euros by mistake.

Don't get me started on them fuckin' Euros!

I remember the good old days when you could say "What's a fuckin' Pa-say-ta? Talk English...I come 'ere on a fuckin' plane ya cunt!"

Poxy Europeans.

I call vaginismus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/vaginismus

It would probably help if she started puberty.

SUCCESS!!!
Tried again last night. She said it was really painful at first but i just spoke to her and reassured her and she relaxed.

See I told you so...

also congrats did she get into it during that session? It still could be a few more times before its actually comfortable.

EDIT: At least you also have the benefit of knowing that your penis is the biggest penis that's ever been inside her :)

Yoyo I'm fully convinced you're batshit insane - reading your posts you seem to fluctuate between a Totsean 'Agony Aunt' and a redneck.

Seek help :)

arx_

Yoyo I'm fully convinced you're batshit insane - reading your posts you seem to fluctuate between a Totsean 'Agony Aunt' and a redneck.

Seek help :)

arx_

Batshit insane she may be, but we love her anyways! I lolled hard at that post

Batshit insane she may be, but we love her anyways! I lolled hard at that post


I do enjoy reading her posts very much.