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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-09-02, 05:19
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Irvine, Scotland
Default I have minty semen

what could cause this?

according to wikipedia it should be either sweet or salty.
 #2 
Old 2007-09-02, 05:26
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Drinking lots of Mint Juleps?

Eating an obscene amount of toothpaste?
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Old 2007-09-02, 05:30
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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did you get drunk and decide to soak your balls in a bowl of mint extract and end up passing out, which lead to your balls sitting in the extract for too long and actually absorbing it all?

something like that happened to me a while back. only i was high, and it was a bowl of lucky charms. my girlfriend still swears my balls are magically delicious.
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Old 2007-09-02, 05:46
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Hey, plehemy, I think we're going neck and neck for longest continuous Totse posting today....

Unfortunately, I must concede to you, as I really must retire for the evening.

Congratulations on your victory my fine tweaked -out comrade.
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Old 2007-09-02, 06:00
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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thank you kind sir. you were a hell of an opponent. how long did you go? ive been here for 26 hours so far, but i did take a 2 hour break this morning to go in the pool. so ive really only been here actively for 24 hours. but im going to make up for that, dont you worry.

oh and sleep well!
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Old 2007-09-02, 06:12
Suicide_Mouse Suicide_Mouse is offline
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plehem12 you really did make me lol, and now I'm hoping my parents don't bust in here yelling.

Well I was full out laughing for a good minute or so.
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Old 2007-09-02, 08:07
PinkFloyd830 PinkFloyd830 is offline
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Actually, the seminal vesicle produces a minty fluid which secretes when you are sleeping.
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Old 2007-09-02, 10:02
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Default Re: I have minty semen

Did you find out via a girl or on your own?

Perhaps you're just very clean and what was tasted wasnt the semen but traces of left over shower gel?
 #9 
Old 2007-09-02, 12:27
SnapShot SnapShot is offline
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Mentos overdose.
 #10 
Old 2007-09-02, 12:31
Nathaniel Nathaniel is offline
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You can rectify this by eating LOTS of pineapple. This has two benefits:

1. No more minty semen

2. The girls LOVE it and can't get enough of it!
 #11 
Old 2007-09-02, 12:42
Moshr00m Moshr00m is offline
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It has happened to me too.
And I believe it contains something, that evaporates quickly causing the same sensation.
 #12 
Old 2007-09-02, 13:19
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Irvine, Scotland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkFloyd830
Actually, the seminal vesicle produces a minty fluid which secretes when you are sleeping.

This is probably it.

We had woken up in the middle of the night and that's when she did it.
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Old 2007-09-02, 18:14
BlackopsNinja BlackopsNinja is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by plehem12
did you get drunk and decide to soak your balls in a bowl of mint extract and end up passing out, which lead to your balls sitting in the extract for too long and actually absorbing it all?

something like that happened to me a while back. only i was high, and it was a bowl of lucky charms. my girlfriend still swears my balls are magically delicious.


OMFG WIN!!!!!


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-09-02, 21:46
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovecraft
what could cause this?

according to wikipedia it should be either sweet or salty.


My question is how did you discover this? If a chick told you, he probably had a breathmint in his mouth.
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Old 2007-09-02, 22:09
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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My question is how did you discover this? If a chick told you, he probably had a breathmint in his mouth.Check your pronouns, sir.
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Old 2007-09-03, 20:32
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
Default Re: I have minty semen

Check your pronouns, sir.


Hehe.

Maybe he just likes interchangin' the two, just to put people off track.
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Old 2007-09-03, 23:30
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Check your pronouns, sir.

Pronouns were correct. :D
 
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