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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-08-31, 00:12
Lobo Lobo is offline
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Default My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

The title pretty much sums it up. Some of you may be asking '' why the fuck you telling us for !?! , go tap that shit ! '' My ex's cousin isnt usually the type I go for , but she's cute. Slightly slim , but good little durable body with pretty face and olive skin. My reaction to all of this is proably the same as yours ; '' Why the fuck did she offer this too you ? '' . She isnt ugly and I know most 15 year olds her age or older wouldnt pass up the offer. This is due to the fact that my previous ex-girlfreind is a total whore. She told her cousin I was well-endowed or something among those lines. So she told me she always had a crush on me but didnt tell me because her cousin and I were always on and off and she wants her first time too be with someone experienced and you can imagine the rest.

Ive never broken in a virgin before and the thought of it being my ex-girlfreinds cousin ; who has fucked me over and toyed with my emotions , is a very pleasing thought. Also too think that one day they might be arguing and her cousin blurts out '' I fucked [ insert my name here ] !!!! My ex is a total hypocrite and this will infuriate her even though im not with her. Also it would be ironic because she is always flaunting herself around me and trying to seduce me then when I think everything is going to be fine.. BAM ! she does a 180 on me and leaves me frustrated and with blue balls.

So with my intrest of revenge but also the chance to fuck a 15 year old virgin legally while i still have time ( im 17 turning 18 in december). Would it be in my overall best intrest to go ahead and go for it?

I want to hear everyones opinion on the matter.

On a side note , its ironic how I also got randomy killed.

Now im randomly getting thrown virgin poon.

The universal has a funny way of unfolding itself.
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:22
The Exile The Exile is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

I'm voting yes. However try to keep it on the dl after.
It's highschool- really have as much fun as you can. If your dating someone right now, don't cheat unless you can't get caught. But other wise- kinda gotta do it, its easy pussy :- )
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:26
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Preadolescent crushes which carry on until she's all grown up (physically, at least) are a special, magickal thing. I suggest that you have a moral obligation to humanity to (a) hit that shit, and (b) treat her better and more honorably than you have ever managed to treat anyone in your life.

Seriously. This is greater than all the other petty mortal things which occupy our lives. Do the right thing. Hit that.
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:27
Lobo Lobo is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

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Originally Posted by The Exile
I'm voting yes. However try to keep it on the dl after.
It's highschool- really have as much fun as you can. If your dating someone right now, don't cheat unless you can't get caught. But other wise- kinda gotta do it, its easy pussy :- )


No I dont have a girlfreind as of right now , Ive been reading ''The Game'' by neil strauss and its changed my perception on the whole relationship thing. I can only see this in resulting as a win/win. So that's 1 vote for yes , from my fine totsean.

Lets see who else agrees , or perhaps disagrees.
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:27
thatcoolkid thatcoolkid is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

I'm surprised you made a post on this. Fuck. that. bitch.

It's not your best friends little sister. It's your ex's cousin. Where's the issue?

Take nekkid pix, too.
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:30
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

pics or it never happened!
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:34
Lobo Lobo is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

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Originally Posted by JoePedo
Preadolescent crushes which carry on until she's all grown up (physically, at least) are a special, magickal thing. I suggest that you have a moral obligation to humanity to (a) hit that shit, and (b) treat her better and more honorably than you have ever managed to treat anyone in your life.

Seriously. This is greater than all the other petty mortal things which occupy our lives. Do the right thing. Hit that.




I always seem to more then agree with anything you post. I didnt think of that aspect until now. I can see myself doing that with her too be quite honest. Also im starting to work out and improve more on my looks then I ever had before. Resulting her cousin my previous ex to wish she would of taken advantage of what she had. =]

It seems the tables have turned.

This is going to be sweet , I ' ll keep post updated in this same thread with the results.
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Old 2007-08-31, 00:35
Lobo Lobo is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

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pics or it never happened!


Pictures of what ? I havent slept with her yet.

And pictures of a girl isnt going to prove whether or not it '' happend ''.
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Old 2007-08-31, 01:07
FunkyZombie FunkyZombie is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

I've never deflowered anyone either so take what I say with a grain of salt.That said my first reaction was that you shouldn't because the first sexual act is a very special bonding experience that will shape your perceptions of all future sexual acts.

Then I got to thinking about my first time. How I got involved in a very intense emotional relationship with a woman who fucked me for the first time and who I then proceeded to allow to fuck me over more times then I care to speculate. Lets just say her supposed count was three when we started dating and ten when we stopped.
So yeah to say I have intense self esteem issues regarding sex and betrayal is putting it mildly. In retrospect I realize how much better off I would have been if my first sex act was the byproduct of a fun and openly meaningless relationship as opposed to the meaningful but ultimately abusive relationship it was in actuality. I'm a guy though so I don't know if a woman would feel the same way.

In conclusion, my opinion is that you should fuck her but be sure not to fuck her over. Just be careful with the responsibility you are taking on your shoulders.
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Old 2007-08-31, 01:09
Mephistos Minion Mephistos Minion is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

post pic of ur pee pee inside her cha cha fool. write lobo on her tum tum so we know/
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Old 2007-08-31, 02:24
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Don't decieve, mislead or lie to her.
 #12 
Old 2007-08-31, 03:15
damien445 damien445 is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

You're under 18, plow away. And pics are a must (it's totse, I had to post that). And she probably still thinks sex is like the movies/ porn, so have fun with it.
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Old 2007-08-31, 03:28
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Be careful that she doesn't get to attatched to you. That could be super akward. Just make sure she realizes there is no realationship between you and if she seems cool with that I see the possibillity of fuck buddy.
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Old 2007-08-31, 04:00
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

your ex is trying to get back at you
you have sex with an underage girl,
she plays the rape card
you're in jail
win/win/lose situation thar
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Old 2007-08-31, 06:20
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

sodoit?
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Old 2007-08-31, 06:24
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

pictures plzkthx
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Old 2007-08-31, 07:09
rubberbanddude rubberbanddude is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

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Originally Posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR
your ex is trying to get back at you
you have sex with an underage girl,
she plays the rape card
you're in jail
win/win/lose situation thar


hes also underage
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Old 2007-08-31, 16:55
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Hit....that....shit!
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Old 2007-08-31, 17:48
Soda_Can_Sniper Soda_Can_Sniper is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

There's a good chance it's going to be painful for her, and it's going to shatter the notion she has that it's going to be amazing.

Go for it though, you only get fine young ass for a short time, and at least you can say you popped a virgin for the rest of your life. Beat it up a few times.
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Old 2007-08-31, 19:39
kaworu_nagisa kaworu_nagisa is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

No I dont have a girlfreind as of right now , Ive been reading ''The Game'' by neil strauss and its changed my perception on the whole relationship thing. I can only see this in resulting as a win/win. So that's 1 vote for yes , from my fine totsean.

Lets see who else agrees , or perhaps disagrees.

The Game huh? never heard of it but if its some kinda dating book i'm gonna have to call bullshit
 #21 
Old 2007-08-31, 19:41
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Hit it and quit it.

Hump 'em and dump 'em.

Tap it then slap it.

Bang it then slang it.

Screw it then Jew it.

Eat it then beat it.

Wow some of those are terrible.

Do the right thing.
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Old 2007-08-31, 19:53
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

hes also underage

just for a little while longer though,
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Old 2007-08-31, 20:04
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

The Game huh? never heard of it but if its some kinda dating book i'm gonna have to call bullshit

The Game is not a dating book. It's a story about how Neil Strauss rose to become one of the best pick up artists in the modern world. It also has tips on 'Social Dynamics'; how to talk to girls, make yourself look good, and gain confidence.

It's a really good read.
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Old 2007-08-31, 23:47
Dennis_Rader Dennis_Rader is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Did you really even need to ask all of us here for the go ahead on this.... to me it only seems like the respectable thing to do, which would be slam that pussy like it was yours!!! You better get in there and tear that ass up or i will personally come up there and slice off your manhood, so that you could learn a lesson from all of this!

So basically, im telling you as a friend (and concerned individual)... SMUTHER THAT PUSSY IN 100% SPECIAL SAUCE.... or i will!
 #25 
Old 2007-09-01, 01:21
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

rim that ass
 #26 
Old 2007-09-01, 04:53
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Hit it.

But for god's sake, rubber up man!

Cant believe noones said that, use a condom.

(no, it does not go without saying, kids these days...)
 #27 
Old 2007-09-01, 06:22
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

this makes me think that if a girl asks me to have sex im just gonna do it and not post anything and post pics when it happens <-- thats cause i love you guys :p
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Old 2007-09-01, 08:04
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Default Re: My ex-girlfreinds younger cousin asked me to take her virginity.

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoePedo
Preadolescent crushes which carry on until she's all grown up (physically, at least) are a special, magickal thing. I suggest that you have a moral obligation to humanity to (a) hit that shit, and (b) treat her better and more honorably than you have ever managed to treat anyone in your life.

Seriously. This is greater than all the other petty mortal things which occupy our lives. Do the right thing. Hit that.


Fuckin' aye!
 
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