My english friend is bitching at me because she wants to get her fuck on tonight with her biffy but she's on her period and I had to shoot down the idea of pouring vinegar in herself to stop it.


Anyone got any meaningful suggestions?

I know its stupid, but I don't know how to diffuse it.

Pour vinegare in it!?
Wtf.
Tell her to pour belach in there, hopefully rendering her unable to have child, thus removing her dumbass from my gene pool.

"gtfo my genepool" :P haha
In all seriousness, what's the problem? Either have a bloodfuck, or wait.

tell her to get pregnant, that way there will be no more periods for 9 months!

Solved!

It's kind of daft to think there's a way to turn it on and off like a tap or something.
She could stop it temporarily by having a hot shower or bath (periods usually stop when the body goes into water) but it would start again afterwards.



Also, your friend sounds scary. Wants to get her fuck on with her biffy?

..?

Just tell her to blood fuck. Its not that bad, just lay down a towel.

Tell her to have her ovaries removed (and stamped on, fried and eaten) so she doesn't have this problem again.

But for tonight, tell her to just get a female condom, duh -.-'

And what the fuck is a biffy?

Just tell her to go out and act like any rational, caring, proper woman would.....

Forget about having sex, and just give whatever guy the blowjob of his life. Then after wiping the cum off her face and hands, she can look up at the guy and with a slutty look in her eye say....."mmmmmmm, that was so good...but now you owe me one". Then days later she'll be getting that good fucking she wants. Problem solved...win/win for everyone.

Tell her to keep her whore legs closed for a week. Problem solved.

It's kind of daft to think there's a way to turn it on and off like a tap or something.
She could stop it temporarily by having a hot shower or bath (periods usually stop when the body goes into water) but it would start again afterwards.



Also, your friend sounds scary. Wants to get her fuck on with her biffy?

..?

Always wondered why that was...

Though still get a lil tiny bit come out. But still. Just wait, or put down a towel. Or tell her to go fuck herself. Literally.

You could always vacum it out all at once.

Seriously. People do this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_extraction)

O_O

Learn something new everyday...

Dude, thats fucking rad yo!

And once again Joe, you prove why I am forever in awe of your infinite wisdom.

You must be Optimus Prime or something.

I just fucked my girl while she was on her period like 2 days ago. It was the first time I'd done it and it really wasn't that bad. I had never really seen how much a girl actually bleeds and I guess I had this misconception that it flows like a fucking river so I was al freaked out at first.

So she took the tampon out and I saw it wasn't near what I was expecting so I whipped that cock out and fucked brains out right in the middle of a cemetery under a tree.:)

You can always fuck in the shower, you know.

I always found period sex cool... to me, it just feels a higher temperature, little other difference... except after you have pubic hair covered in blood!

Sex is messy enough, so what if the mess you make has a distinct colour? Pfft... is it worth turning up a lay?

well if she loses a lotof weight her period will stop because she wont have right B.M.I. to have a child, so the body shuts off the flow.
same thing if she gains alot of weight but I don't think you want that.

And also if she stays the same weight but develops a vicious binge/purge cycle. Or, starts weightlifting or doing any other form of excersize in extreme quantities.
Or gets very stressed.

The period is a fucked up thing, and it will generally never stay in a place where it knows it's not welcome.

The implant (a method of birth control) is known to stop periods.

It could also go the other way, causing erratic, heavy bleeding.

As can the coil, but the implant is actually used for a detterant to heavy periods.

why is op going through the trouble when he's not even the one getting fucked here?

So she took the tampon out and I saw it wasn't near what I was expecting so I whipped that cock out and fucked brains out right in the middle of a cemetery under a tree.:)


See, now this is what I'm talking about! This sounds like the beginning of a cool demon/zombie movie. "The blood of a waif dripping into the land of the dead, oozing from her innocent orifice in the most lustful carnal acts possible." (if she's underage, even better) Hell, "Voodoo Nirvana" would be a great name for a flick where the undead come to life because of a little pussy blood mixed with semen leaking onto someone's grave.

Do you know how hydro electric dams work?

Put a turbine in the vagina. the blood flow should be able to generate enough power for a digital watch.

Just fuck in the shower, it kinda stops. All chicks know this.

See, now this is what I'm talking about! This sounds like the beginning of a cool demon/zombie movie. "The blood of a waif dripping into the land of the dead, oozing from her innocent orifice in the most lustful carnal acts possible." (if she's underage, even better) Hell, "Voodoo Nirvana" would be a great name for a flick where the undead come to life because of a little pussy blood mixed with semen leaking onto someone's grave.

Ahahahaha! That probably made my day right there. I think we should create a screenplay. :D

Lawl.

yeah, that's what i do sometimes, it's not as bad as you think although it's harder to get the girl off...

yeah, that's what i do sometimes, it's not as bad as you think although it's harder to get the girl off...

I had a girl once who got MUCH hornier during her period, and so it became really easy to get her off. Maybe that was just her though.

And I think I just shat myself in laughter somewhere in between "DaGuru"'s and "Rabbitweed"'s posts. Nice work there guys.

If she's on the pill, skip the sugar pills and you can skip a period. Might not work if she's already bleeding, but for future reference, pill lets you skip occasionally.