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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-08-30, 00:33
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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to eat pussy. I went down on a girl for the first time last saturday and I realized I had no idea wtf i was doing. So, i just ended up finger fucking her till she screamed like a banshee. So totse please part unto me thy wisdom.
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Old 2007-08-30, 00:43
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canada
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http://www.unclemelon.com/how_to_eat_pussy.html


scroll about half way down
 #3 
Old 2007-08-30, 02:13
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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http://tinyurl.com/h9jo
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Old 2007-08-30, 05:24
Achilles Armour Achilles Armour is offline
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http://tinyurl.com/h9jo

Glad SOMEONE knows what he was asking for. God californication don't be silly.
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Old 2007-08-30, 06:43
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longyearbyen
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http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml

Looks like mostly the same techniques as the first post but this is where I learned as a boy. :)

The clit suck is always good.

-F☺rd
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Old 2007-08-30, 06:59
K Hole Gangster K Hole Gangster is offline
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One little trick is to play around with the clit until you find a "hood" type thing. You'll know. It's like a vaginal hoodie. Insert tongue, move rapidly, finger sensually.
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Old 2007-08-30, 07:00
K Hole Gangster K Hole Gangster is offline
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Oh, and hold your breath.
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Old 2007-08-30, 07:19
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longyearbyen
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Quote:
Originally Posted by K Hole Gangster
One little trick is to play around with the clit until you find a "hood" type thing. You'll know. It's like a vaginal hoodie. Insert tongue, move rapidly, finger sensually.


Uh, it's more like a clitoral hoodie. And you'll probably want to play around with the "hood" until you find the clit, not the other way around. :)

Edit: Not exactly sure where on the the clit you'd insert your tongue either. I'd suggest sucking on it or flicking in with your tongue while sucking.

-F☺rd
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Old 2007-08-30, 15:14
KevinK KevinK is offline
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Suck her clit while you rub her g spot with 2 fingers. push down a little on her pubic bone with your other hand.

this will make her go off while you maintain control :> Good luck son
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Old 2007-08-30, 17:56
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Ignore all the amateurs above me, and listen up! There are two important points you have to keep in mind here to have any success at this. First off, this is NOT a sprint....its a marathon. You shouldn't be trying to get her off in 5 minutes flat, instead continue to build up to an earth shattering orgasm. Most importantly, understand that no particular technique works on every woman, as each one has their own thing that turns them on. Some may want clit sucking, while getting fingered.....others may want to feel you tounging them madly in and out of their hole while rubbing their clit with your hand. Some really get into dirty talk while you are doing the deed, others don't. Bascially you just gotta gauge your audience, and see what is working with each one.

With that being said there is one thing you can do to enhance this whole thing, and no matter exactly what stimulation she needs my advice WILL get her there eventually. And that is simply this......TEASE, TEASE, TEASE! And by that I mean use your mouth/tounge all over her and synchonize it with other things you are doing. If you are nibbling on her ear, start working her earlobe like you would her clit. And then tell her......"mmmmm, I can't wait to do this to that hot clit of yours". If you are sucking on her boobs, tounge those nipples with similar dialogue. Perhaps you could rub her clit while licking her nipple with a similar motion....letting her mind completely NEED that tounge on her pussy.

But most importantly is when your mouth is moving downtown for the goods. I'm telling ya.....tease the shit out of her. As you are kissing/licking your way down her belly, don't rush it. And as you are going lower, lower, lower.....just miss the top of her pussy as close as you can without touching it. Then continue on to her inner thighs. Make her feel that mouth and tounge all over the vicinity WITHOUT touching it. When you finally do touch it, keep on delaying it. Start licking the OUTSIDE of her pussy lips....starting at the bottom of one, all the way up to her clitoral hood (again NOT touching the clit itself) and work your way down the other one. Take your time to finally penetrate her hole. Flicking it fast with an exploring motion before you are actually tounging in and out with abandon. Again, build the whole experience up. Once you finally do penetrate her pussy with your tounge, you want to make your way up to that clit....but take your time. When you do finally touch her clit, do it very fast and barely touch it. Go back down and then lick your way up and touch it just a little harder. Keep increasing that sensation until you are completely on that bugger, sucking, licking, fingering......whatever it takes to get the job done. But again, do NOT just dive on her clit and expect it all to work out. Tease the fuck out of her, and her clit will be just aching (and she may be begging) to feel your tounge, mouth, and fingers on it.

Ya can thank me later! : )
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Old 2007-08-30, 18:07
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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^^ I like you. =]

My Boyfriends stopped dead doing it yet constantly asks for a blowjob... Well If I'M not getting any!

I gotta admit, having never been a lesbian, what the hell is with the breath holding thing, I don't hold my breath when I do stuff like that, well, sometimes. Unless it smells like a rotting fish stall I don't see the point. Except for sometimes I suppose...
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Old 2007-08-30, 19:28
K Hole Gangster K Hole Gangster is offline
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^^ I like you. =]

My Boyfriends stopped dead doing it yet constantly asks for a blowjob... Well If I'M not getting any!

I gotta admit, having never been a lesbian, what the hell is with the breath holding thing, I don't hold my breath when I do stuff like that, well, sometimes. Unless it smells like a rotting fish stall I don't see the point. Except for sometimes I suppose...


It's really just sometimes. I've been with girls who smell and taste like nothing... vegetarians tend to taste like regular skin. This asian chick I was with made me gag if I smelled, but she had these fucking awesome orgasms that I was proud to induce... on rare occasion.
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Old 2007-08-30, 19:36
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Don't just go straight for the goods the clit is really sensitive it might actually not be too enjoyable to them if you just dive right in. You gotta play with the area around it gently rubbing inside their thigh's and whatnot. Before you even get your hand down there work you way up from a bit above the knee, some girls I know i'd get a smack if I just pushed my hand up into their crotch when they weren't ready for it.

I've talked to a lot of girls about it though and don't bother sticking your tongue in and out and fingering them and all that shit stick to the clit it's all that matters. Am I right ladies??
 
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