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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-08-29, 18:46
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Bean_Doodle 
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Winter and Libido eh?
Boff...
Anyone else feeling this?
Summer is over.
The females are getting back into their cocoons.
Hibernation is beginning.
Yeah, its a bummer ain't it?
The way your sexdrive plummets come winter.
I haven't wanked in ages.
Bummer really.
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#2
 2007-08-29, 19:01
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I had the chance to fuck this bangin' cokehead and didn't 'cuz i hadn't broken up with my long-distance girlfriend (we were close but i moved)... but now there's is amazingly amazing punky chick I really wanna get with... Oh well, even if she's not interested, she's still selling me vicodin so that can heal the hurt.
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#3
 2007-08-29, 19:24
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
It's the concept of girl tide.
When the tide rises, you're neck deep in pussy and you're caught trying to schedule them around each other.
But when it's low, better make sure you've stocked up on porn because it's going to be a long few months.
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#4
 2007-08-29, 21:21
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I started a post a bit ago about how i get laid tons more in winter. lulz
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#5
 2007-08-29, 21:40
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
Dude thats weird that you mention it. Past week or two my sex drive has been getting lower and lower. Im still trying to get out there and fuck something but the drive isn't that high and I went from 2 times a day wanking to barly once every other day its pretty weird.
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#6
 2007-08-29, 22:00
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I love winter.
My pasty white skin no longer needs protection from that fucking destructive blazing ball of brightness in the sky so I can actually go out without turning into a fucking lobster in ten minutes.
I can wear my lovely squishy big comfy clothes without dying of heatstroke. Snuggling under the duvet with a sexbuddy and watching a DVD together drinking hot coco with baileys.. they all seem so much more appealing when it's bitching cold outside.
I can wear my fluffy cossack hat without being mistaken for a Ewok..well usually, and my collection of fluffy scarves and winter boots get to be used. Eeee!!
I loev winter. It's more sporting than summer when it comes to survival.
Dump me in a desert and I'll dye of shock,burning,dehydration and general deathyness in 5 minutes. Dump me in some icy climate and I'll make friends with a bunch of polar bears by slapping down their leader and we'll make a big ice house to snuggle in and kill fish and the occaisional human and have barbecues. And when summer comes I'll make coats of their fur and sell enough to move to a colder climate.
Weee winter! cant wait cant wait.
Why the hell are you talking about winter now when it's still fucking august? There's another three weeks or so of this crap to deal with before the icy cool sunny weather starts.
Autumn is also great. When teh leaves fall and get all scrunchy. Allthough I dont kick piles of leaves anymore, the last time I did in the park I unearthed a pile of dirty used needles. But falling leaves are still great.
And omg the first frost! That makes the grass so scrunchy and the pavements so deceptively shiny and.. slippery.
This thread makes me want to go stock up on the winter supply of liquers and smoked haddock.
Does anyone notice how the sun loses it's strenght in autumn? Sunlight can be beautifull when it's made harmless/
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#7
 2007-08-30, 00:40
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NiGhT PrOwLeR 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
yay winter i can drink without sweating like a bitch in heat
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#8
 2007-08-30, 01:49
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I love winter. Snowboarding, snowmobiling, and of course keeping warm the Canadian way, fucking. Winter means lots of extra time on your hands. Every season is good.
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#9
 2007-08-30, 02:15
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
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Originally Posted by jojabr
It's the concept of girl tide.
When the tide rises, you're neck deep in pussy and you're caught trying to schedule them around each other.
But when it's low, better make sure you've stocked up on porn because it's going to be a long few months.
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Dude, fuck the seasons...You should always have a healthy stock of porno!
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#10
 2007-08-30, 02:17
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I love winter.
My pasty white skin no longer needs protection from that fucking destructive blazing ball of brightness in the sky so I can actually go out without turning into a fucking lobster in ten minutes.
Lawlz
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#11
 2007-08-30, 02:35
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I love winter. All the sexy snowbunnies come out... and I work at a ski resort so i get to interact with these fascinating creatures and warm them up when they get cold.:p
Honestly, nothing else turns me on like a girl dressed up all warm and ready to get out there on the slopes and snowboard.:)
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#12
 2007-08-30, 02:49
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
ahhh, you got it right voodoo, the winter time just means its time to head out to the hills and hit on the hot shredder chicks, and boy is there lots of them
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#13
 2007-08-30, 05:08
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Bean_Doodle 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
I love winter.
My pasty white skin no longer needs protection from that fucking destructive blazing ball of brightness in the sky so I can actually go out without turning into a fucking lobster in ten minutes.
I can wear my lovely squishy big comfy clothes without dying of heatstroke. Snuggling under the duvet with a sexbuddy and watching a DVD together drinking hot coco with baileys.. they all seem so much more appealing when it's bitching cold outside.
I can wear my fluffy cossack hat without being mistaken for a Ewok..well usually, and my collection of fluffy scarves and winter boots get to be used. Eeee!!
I loev winter. It's more sporting than summer when it comes to survival.
Dump me in a desert and I'll dye of shock,burning,dehydration and general deathyness in 5 minutes. Dump me in some icy climate and I'll make friends with a bunch of polar bears by slapping down their leader and we'll make a big ice house to snuggle in and kill fish and the occaisional human and have barbecues. And when summer comes I'll make coats of their fur and sell enough to move to a colder climate.
Weee winter! cant wait cant wait.
Why the hell are you talking about winter now when it's still fucking august? There's another three weeks or so of this crap to deal with before the icy cool sunny weather starts.
Autumn is also great. When teh leaves fall and get all scrunchy. Allthough I dont kick piles of leaves anymore, the last time I did in the park I unearthed a pile of dirty used needles. But falling leaves are still great.
And omg the first frost! That makes the grass so scrunchy and the pavements so deceptively shiny and.. slippery.
This thread makes me want to go stock up on the winter supply of liquers and smoked haddock.
Does anyone notice how the sun loses it's strenght in autumn? Sunlight can be beautifull when it's made harmless/
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Eeeee!^^
Your post made me cuddly, I look forward to Christmas allready.
But yeah, I AM talking about winter already, you see I live in that fuckboat of a country Sweden.
Lots of cold weather round these here parts.
But I kinda wuv winter too.
I just think it's a bummer my sexdrive always dies around september.
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#14
 2007-08-30, 06:41
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jojabr 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
This will be my first Chicago winter, coming from the Southeast US.
I'm about to learn the real meaning of winter, so I hear.
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#15
 2007-08-30, 07:07
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K Hole Gangster 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
Winter's great. I love Winter. It's nice. It makes me feel emotions and not my boner. I hate emotions. Fuck winter.
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#16
 2007-08-30, 15:39
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Zonko 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
It's not winter yet...
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#17
 2007-08-31, 00:41
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256 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
It is autumn already in the heart.
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#18
 2007-08-31, 00:58
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DissectionalX 
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
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Originally Posted by 256
It is autumn already in the heart.
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Autumn FTW. That and Summer. And Spring.
Winter is ehhh.
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#19
 2007-08-31, 01:54
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
I love winter in New York. Except for the fire hydrant in my yard that is required, by law, to be shoveled around.
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#20
 2007-08-31, 02:02
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
Southern Hemisphere represent
*tries to find sunblock he so desperately needs*
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#21
 2007-08-31, 02:27
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Re: Winter and Libido eh?
Damn cellphone ate my post.
As a man for all seasons with a seemingless limitless libido the prospect of women losing their sex drive with the waning of the summer month horrifies me to no end. Thankfully this atrocity against nature does not seem to be overly prevalent.
My favorite season though is autumn. Cool enough to wear a jacket without people asking me "aren't you hot" without it being so cold that I could die of exposure if I get locked out of my apartment. I love the fallen, crunchy leaves and every thing seems to take on an air of mystery and adventure. Don't get me started on the holidays.
That said I do love winter but only when it's snowing. If there isn't snow actively falling from the sky then I tend to wish for summer as there's nothing beautiful about a slushy sidewalk and a frozen grey sky.
Now summer is a month I have a love hate relationship with. As I do love to be warm but I can't stand the sun. It's not that I burn because I don't as my skin seldom deviates much from the same weird pale greenish, greyish, light brownish, yellowish (depending on the lighting) fish belly white. The sun just causes me to feel overheated and irritable which is weird because I don't really mind being hot (as someone who seldom sweats much I love working up a good sweat). I have no problem with being in hundred plus degree heat as long as I'm not under direct sunlight. It can be eighty degrees and the beaming sun will make me miserable. The one thing I can unequivocably say I love about summer is the thunder storms. I love a good thunderstorm. There's just something overwhelmingly erotic about them, they bring out my inner love barbarian.
Spring though I could take or leave. It's always either too hot or too cold.
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