I didn't know if it was S&A or SG so i put it here

I first started when i was about 10-11, but at that time i was hanging out with people 14-15 so i think i started eariler then most, but mabey not

How early did YOU start pleasing yourself?

If you are a girl, did you start earlier/later/same time compared to the guys?

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I had my first orgasm rolling down a small bumpy hill.

No joke.

The bumps and icey lump rubbed my ween in the right way.

I was like 10

I tried it a second time cuz it felt so good but it sucked so i just got up and walked home with my friend shane.

About 7:25 this morning in the shower.

I hope I come soon, because the chafing is killing me.

Preschool pimp.

Around 12.


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I first started when i was about 10-11, but at that time i was hanging out with people 14-15



Same.


I had this friend called Daniel at the time, he was 15, talked about nothing but fucking and girls and boobs... And I remember he once put some bluetack in his armpit for about 20 minutes and asked me to smell it. I was 11 and so I was young and foolish so I did.

I didn't like it.



So now I do that same trick to my little brother and his friends as often as the situation allows :)

12

I was very... odd at that age though.

Was I supposed to take a mental note of my age?

11 or 12.

There's a study which shows the earlier you start, the less of a man you become.

There's a study which shows the earlier you start, the more of a man you become.

fixed

I'm more hardcore than anyone else here.

I started jacking off in utero.

That's why I have a little brotherson.

Win? haha

7 years old...and haven't went more than 5 days without doing it since.

I didn't know what I was doing, I just remember I had gotten out of the bath and was drying myself, and accidently pulled the foreskin down (I'm English...we generally don't mutilate ourselves). I pulled it back up quickly because I thought I'd broken it, and decided it felt good.

I'm sure you can guess the rest.

Masturbating? what's that?

I'm sure you can guess the rest.

I could, but I'd rather you tell it in detail with "crack in the door" and "older sister watching" added.

did it look like this:

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2 hours ago

About 9 I think.

I think I was 10 when I first shot goo. I am sure Iv stroked the bishop before then without cumming. Actually, I remember jerking off in like kindergarten without cumming though.

did it look like this:

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23....

In the womb bitches. (http://www.goat.cx/)

I really liked the feeling of doing flips because it mad my weewee feel good so in forth grade age 10 i was slapping the salami

I was jerking it as an embryo.

12.5char

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5 minutes ago and I'll probly start again in a half hour after I'm done this one...

i masturbated before i could ejaculate... actually i remember the first time i did ejaculate... was probably around eleven

fifth grade

so what is that

10 or so

In the womb bitches. (http://www.goat.cx/)I was jerking it as an embryo.Y'all's is late.

And Levo, nice try on the goatse, you fucking Turk.

10 or 11. kinda wish i didnt do it honestly lmfao!

I started when I was 10. I didn't begin to cum until I was almost 13. I still remember the first time it happened, I was on the toilet.

I was 12 or 11; I was watching Interwebs porn and rubbed my cock (through my shorts) so much that I ejaculated. It felt amazing but freaky as well; I was scared shitless (and they were new shorts ). I didn't watch porn again that month and after that haven't gone more than a week without it. I honestly wish I hadn't done it until later because my dick hurts right now.:(

Around 8, I had no clue what it was I just kinda figured it out on my own and it felt good. I couldn't actually bust a nut for a couple years though.

10 or 11.

about 14 :(

*fails at puberty*

I was 11 and the orgasm scared me.

lol same with me. First time I was 10 and in the shower. Being undereducated in that kind of thing I had no fucking clue what the hell happened, and for the next year or so the only way i thought i could have an orgasm was in the shower XD oh the innocence of youth

Around ten I'd lock myself in the bathroom and whack for like 20 minutes with some Aloe Vera Lotion, and insead of cumming my dick would just start feeling super-weird and I felt the familiar grunts and I'd twich and that was it. At 12 I wacked in front of the computer to some bikini pics and like ONE drop of cum came out. It was weird, and I vowed to not do it again until I was 13. I started whacking at least 3 times a week.

8-9. Primary school. Way before I could actually cum.

10 or 11. first time i did it i had no idea what i did. i thought i was the first person ever to have sex without a girl. i even remember planning on getting rich by selling the idea, but i couldn't figure out a way to teach it to other people without it being gay.
I also used to fuck a teddy bear i had cut a vagina in, it cut up my dick really bad and i still have a scar.

I didn't know if it was S&A or SG so i put it here

I first started when i was about 10-11, but at that time i was hanging out with people 14-15 so i think i started eariler then most, but mabey not


So you started masturbating because all the other kids were? Were they doing it in front of you or something?

I think I was 10 or 11. I remember a show on MTV that came on late and this guy was telling this girl to masturbate with a shower head, figured I try it and yep.

Grade 4 or 5, so 9-10.

12, when I came it freaked me out. That first year of masturbating was the best, everything I did was new. I remember when I discovered my left hand.

Grade 1-2, I had actually given myself an orgasm accidentally. My dick was itching so I rubbed it. It would feel good on any part of the body but it being the dick, there was another kinda pleasure involved. The more I did, the better I felt. So I rubbed and rubbed and rubbed till I got this very happy feeling. Slowly it faded, I wanted more happiness and tried to rub again but alas, the touch was too sensitive by then. Never occured to me to try it again.

Grade 6, older guys used to talk about masturbation and we were very eager. I tried many times as instructed with no result at all. And one fateful night, I was in my bed experimenting again. This time I came - some fluid _oozed_ outta my dick following an intense feeling of pleasure :D Great success!

I had discovered masturbation and would take every opportunity to pleasure myself. Probably I was an early achiever cos my cum was mostly colorless and I would rarely call it _ejaculation_.

I was caught many times masturbating in very embarrassing situations. Happy times!

i was 11 i think

11-12.

If my memory is up to scratch I think I was fucking a bed cover... :(

I later found that my hand was much more efficient.

12 here too... It just happened after watching 6 hours of porn with a friend, lol...

Age 11/12. For more details,
read below.


Well I played with it when I was 4, because it was dangling there.

I remember from a young age going over bumps in the care made my two boys feel good.

I always liked girls from a very young age, and at the age of 11 or thereabouts when my friends and I were starting to open up to each other more about liking girls my friend and I started watching porn. A few weeks after we started watching porn I was sleeping over his house and he fell asleep. I was lying on the mattress behind him, starting to fall asleep when I wonderful thought hit me in the face, "Masturbate!" It was an orgasm that lasted about 5 minutes, and it was a whole body one and I didn't cum.

I started when I was in the 5th grade, so I was 10 or 11 also. I was in my room alone laying in bed thinking about random whateverness. One of the thoughts that came through my mind was the motion you make with your hands where with one hand you make a circle with your thumb and index finger and then with your other index finger you just put it through the circle in and out, meaning fucking obviously. That was the new immature funny thing that everyone was doing. I thought about it a little bit. I soon realized that I didn't have to use my finger to represent the dick, because I had a dick of my own. So I thought maybe I could do that thing with my actual dick, and rub it up and down with my hand and maybe it would do something.

I thought I might be onto something. I couldn't experiment this idea in my room because someone might come in, so I went to the bathroom. I go in, lock the door, drop my drawers and start. I noticed my dick got longer and stiff as I did it for some reason. This alone intrigued me enough to keep going, but it did feel kind of good. I try out different speeds and pump strengths to see if it would effect anything. Also tried stroking up and down the whole dick, half of it, and just the head.

I kept on going until I felt a strange and strong sensation coming on that I'd never felt before. I made sure to keep going. Suddenly that sensation increases by several times, and some sort of thick, cloudy, white liquidy stuff was shooting out of my dick. I shaked and convulsed for several moments, and kept trying to continue touching my dick but it was so sensitive that just a slight touch hurt like hell.

Finally the feeling slowed and came to a stop. My dick was still sensitive but not nearly as much. It became soft and shorter again like it usually was, and I studied the strange stuff that shot out of my dick where it had landed, which was luckily in the sink. I had absolutely no idea what it was, or what I'd just done. But I knew that I had to do it again another time, if for no other reason than to see if the same thing happens.

I was too scared/embarrassed to tell or ask anyone about it, and kept it very much a secret until couple grades later where more kids started figuring it out, but everyone denied actually doing it, which would confuse me and make me wonder if I was weird or something, so I always stayed out of the childish arguments and claims. But back to when I'd just discovered it, I quickly made it a regular activity. I also would soon start fantasizing about a couple of my classmates who were girls that for some reason I liked, and for some reason helped enhance the activity and bring on the climax quicker, and seemed to make it stronger as well.

I'm 20 years old now and haven't stopped, wouldn't if I wanted to, couldn't if I needed to. The couple differences between now and then are that now I use porn instead of just my imagination. I also know what the hell it is I'm doing, and know that it's perfectly normal and natural and healthy. I also use lube now instead of doing it dry. The biggest and most unfortunate difference is that it doesn't feel anywhere near as good as it did when I first started. It is just like the first high off of a drug. And just like a drug addict, I am forever chasing that first orgasm that I gave myself.

Good times. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to switch firefox tabs over to xvideos.com where I have a porno to watch while I masturbate for the third time today. Happy wackin'.

nywhere near as good as it did when I first started. It is just like the first high off of a drug. And just like a drug addict, I am forever chasing that first orgasm that I gave myself.Alkyl nitrites, my friend.

A whiff of rush is just fucking heavenly, whether you're playing solo or with a partner.

It'll bring that weak-in-the-knees, short-of-breath, body-wracking, multi-minute climax screaming back to you.


*shifty eyes*



*fishes out bottle of butyl and breaks out the Russian amateur teen pr0n*

Alkyl nitrites, my friend.

A whiff of rush is just fucking heavenly, whether you're playing solo or with a partner.

It'll bring that weak-in-the-knees, short-of-breath, body-wracking, multi-minute climax screaming back to you.


*shifty eyes*



*fishes out bottle of butyl and breaks out the Russian amateur teen pr0n*

ive read about that stuff here at totse more than a few times now. now i need to just go ahead and try some. would i be able to buy it at sex shops, or somewhere else? how much am i looking to spend for this enhanced wank session?

ive read about that stuff here at totse more than a few times now. now i need to just go ahead and try some. would i be able to buy it at sex shops, or somewhere else? how much am i looking to spend for this enhanced wank session?Yep, you can buy it at sex shops.

Some sell it as video head cleaner, others as leather cleaner, and still others as room odorizers (even though they smell like sweet gasoline, but whatever...). It's not actually used for any of those purposes...

Or, you can get it online.

Generally costs around $3-$6 for a bottle, but they last a while. I've had this bottle for over a year now.

There are a bunch of different brands, but the names don't mean shit. It'll either be butyl, isobutyl, or cyclohexal nitrite. The effect is the same from all of them.

Yep, you can buy it at sex shops.

Some sell it as video head cleaner, others as leather cleaner, and still others as room odorizers (even though they smell like sweet gasoline, but whatever...). It's not actually used for any of those purposes...

Or, you can get it online.

Generally costs around $3-$6 for a bottle, but they last a while. I've had this bottle for over a year now.

There are a bunch of different brands, but the names don't mean shit. It'll either be butyl, isobutyl, or cyclohexal nitrite. The effect is the same from all of them.

Do you just inhale straight out of the bottle or stick it on a rag or what?

7 years old.

Had discovered dad's porn tapes. Put them in out of curiosity...

I learned about sex indirectly from my parents very early, haha!

What I do remember is at 7 years I did not cum. It also felt different than it does now. Still felt amazingly good, but still different none the less.

Do you just inhale straight out of the bottle or stick it on a rag or what?
Whatever you're comfortable with, though pouring it on a rag seems a bit of a waste to me ;)

I just sniff straight from the bottle.

Whatever you're comfortable with, though pouring it on a rag seems a bit of a waste to me ;)

I just sniff straight from the bottle.

Gotcha ;).

I'll head down to the headshop tomorrow to try it out :D.

I started when I was 11.

I rubbed it raw, too...

Everyone in this thread has said 11 or 12, is there no one here who was slightly different?

dude alot of people have said younger than 11 or 12, lurk moar!

12.

I was living/staying at one of my mom's friends house, and the husband subscribed to the Playboy channel (channel 595, god, I can't believe I remember that!), and one night I was flipping through channels, found it, and quickly felt my member engorge with blood.

For reasons unbeknown to me at the time, I thought it a good idea to massage my throbbing rod. It felt good for all of a minute, and then I proceeded to spend the next minute orgasming uncontrollably onto the bedspread.

Once I regained my composure, I grabbed some paper towels from the closet, scooped up what I could, and threw the soiled towels behind his aquarium.

The next day, I found his porn in the bathroom, the porn on his computer, and the naked pictures of his wife (not pretty), and pleasured myself to all of them.

These seemingly innocuous acts set in motion the chain of events that would ultimately develop the fine example of perversion that you see before you today.