Ok so im fairly good looking, rather skinny (working out atm and drinking alot of water) and theres a club near us called Liquid.
Ive only been once and managed to get someones number by asking a mate to get it, but its kinda awkward because i dont have the slightest clue how to dance ( Dance and RndB music mostly, its so loud you have to shout in someones ear for them to hear you lol).
So what im asking is whats the best approach to get girls? Most of them are slags and would settle for anyone, its just getting the confidence to dance with them. Also how the fuck am i supposed to dance lol?
Sorry if this is wrong thread but I dont know where else to put it and here I will probably get most replys.
Thanks
Fazed

Okay dude, this is easy.

I'm a metaller...All this R'n'B, garage, blah blah blah shit annoys me...I would rather listen to my own death rattle than to that bollocks...But there have been occasions when I needed to stay out until 5 in the morning for drinking & partying and the metal bars had all shut.

The trick is you drink until you start giggling, find the pilled up bird (she's the one who throws herself around like a spastic), go up to her, get close, move around like a kid off the yellow bus next to her and take it from there.

You'll be fucking her arse off in the bog in no time mate! ;)

wow... thats all it takes?

I cant dance for shit either i suggest lots of drugs or alcohol.
I have a problem just getting onto the dance floor and dancing i hate to dance i find it easier to ask a girl sitting to dance then ill dance for a brief period of time and then start making out with her so then i can go find somewhere to sit so i dont have to dance anymore.

I think waht im getting at is i cant dance myself i got to have a girl to lead

When someone asks you what time it is, say, "It's always party time."

Furhter reply. You say your good looking Im sure most girls would be willing to dance if you asked. Im a good looking guy (apparently) but im incredibly shy with girls and have low confidence but the few times ive actually had the courage (or been wasted enough)to approach girls ive always had a positive outcome. Even if they werent keen its not like theyre gonna tell you to fuck off or think youre a sleaze just for asking her her name or asking to dance/get a drink or whatever theyll most likely feel complimented.
So just approach them

becomeaplayer.com is a site you mite want to read up

Ecstasy.

Not only will you be a fantastic dancer, but all the ladies will be clamoring for your pills.

Cost of Ecstasy to give you great social grace: $5-$10.
Fucking a twacked out raver chick: Priceless.

X sucks. When I tried it at a house party, all it did was make me try and grope every girl there (fatties included), and make a big fool of myself. You want to be in control of yourself more, just take about 3-4 shots and you'll be loosened up but still know what your doing.

all it did was make me try and grope every girl there (fatties included), and make a big fool of myself.No, it didn't.

MDMA is a chemical. It cannot "make" you do anything.

You acted that way of your own will and volition. Any actions you took came from you and you alone.

You cannot blame a drug for your behavior.

All it did was expose you at a lower level. Every thing that happened was a manifestation of your own true nature.

It's easy.

Just look at this video here and copy the moves: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8pwfO8G5uIo

A detailed dance guide can be found here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0md6Flcrd0s

In the animal kingdom the male peacock uses his beautifully ostentatious feathers to attract a mate...

Maybe you should bring back pimp clothes with goldfish platforms.

Fazed, you from wigan by any chance?

If you can't dance, just talk. Go up to a girl and start talking random bollocks. It works 60% of the time, everytime.

No, it didn't.

MDMA is a chemical. It cannot "make" you do anything.

You acted that way of your own will and volition. Any actions you took came from you and you alone.

You cannot blame a drug for your behavior.

All it did was expose you at a lower level. Every thing that happened was a manifestation of your own true nature.

failure. ectasy releases serrotonin in your body which does infact make you act different.

Beer and Xtasy man thats how you learn how to dance on the fly. You dont think about the process you just do what your body naturally wants to do. You think black people are dancing when they are hippity hoppity jumping around with there arms flying everywhere? No that is the shit they copied off Animal Planet: Planet of the Apes.

failure. ectasy releases serrotonin in your body which does infact make you act different.Failure. Nice spelling and grammar, champ.

Serotonin is released by MDMA, this is true, but so are many other neurotransmitters, including dopamine, ach, and NE. It also directly interacts with a number of receptors on its own. The point is that serotonin alone is not responsible for MDMA's psychoactivity.

Secondly, serotonin release does not cause you to do anything you don't already want to do. It may affect your impulse control, sure, but it doesn't *make* you do anything.

failure. ectasy releases serrotonin in your body which does infact make you act different.

Y'a just don't GET it, do you?

Wait...stop...ask yourself, do you know what "serrotonin"(sic), is? No, no, go ahead google it, but be honest with yourself, you have no fucking clue. You might have read the blurb in your health book, or an anti-drug pamphlet, or a stub on wikipedia, but the nitty gritty is that you just don't know what the fuck your talking about.

Robinhoody's very valid fucking point, is that you are responsible for what you do both inebriated and sober.

If your girl goes and gets rare at a party, then fucks some random guy...is she fucking responsible? Did the alcohol make her tear off her clothes, slobber on his cock and ride him like a drunken bull tamer?

When some little 16 something says: "Oh man...I'm sorry, I was doin' alot of pills and shit man, you know, I don't really know.", it doesn't count for shit.

When you say you groped on a porkie, whoopdie fucking do. You did that, not the methbomb Chuck-from-the-club sold you.


So your more chill, or more relaxed, or have lessened inhibitions, that doesn't lessen or provide any excuse for your lack of discipline.

If you can't take the heat, then don't eat drugs you fucking moron.

Pop some E, and everything will be fine

Everyone is a good dancer on E. Pop some and you'll be fine. If you don't like that plan then drink a little instead.

Hahahahahaahahah

I read: Clubbing - Best way to attack girls

wow, kinda surprised that so many people outside better living through chemistry are experts on E, but yeah you dont have to dance at all, and even when they ask you to dance you can just kinda bounce on your feet while holding a drink. and if you look like an idiot while dancing blame it on admeral jack daniels.

A beer in the hand = perfect excuse not to move the arms.

lightsticks = something to do with hands

just kinna bounce/bob back and forth with one of the above.




Or overcompensate. Dance like a total f*cktard. That one is amusing and tends to work too, as long as it obvious you know you're being a total f*cktard and just dont care.

Yup this is what me and my mate do atm, it gets boring after awhile as you hardly ever pull.

Furhter reply. You say your good looking Im sure most girls would be willing to dance if you asked. Im a good looking guy (apparently) but im incredibly shy with girls and have low confidence but the few times ive actually had the courage (or been wasted enough)to approach girls ive always had a positive outcome. Even if they werent keen its not like theyre gonna tell you to fuck off or think youre a sleaze just for asking her her name or asking to dance/get a drink or whatever theyll most likely feel complimented.
So just approach them

becomeaplayer.com is a site you mite want to read up

Good advice, i find sites like that though are bullshit, especially for girls under 18.

Ecstasy.

Not only will you be a fantastic dancer, but all the ladies will be clamoring for your pills.

Cost of Ecstasy to give you great social grace: $5-$10.
Fucking a twacked out raver chick: Priceless.

Haha im trying that next time we go, its over 18's night so its hard to get in but it couldnt be any easier to score some there. Doudt it would help you pull though.

It's easy.

Just look at this video here and copy the moves: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8pwfO8G5uIo

That boy at the start really knows how to dance. Actually most lads there dance like that its reli quite funny when your watchin them.

Fazed, you from wigan by any chance?

Nope

If you can't dance, just talk. Go up to a girl and start talking random bollocks. It works 60% of the time, everytime.

The clubs about medium size with a fuckload of 15 inch subs, its impossible to talk unless your constantly shouting down each others ears.

Hahahahahaahahah

I read: Clubbing - Best way to attack girls

Nope that was my other thread ;-)

Damn so many replys saying E is your best option, I can see where you coming from as it makes me feel on top of the world and really hyperactive. But wont you look like a complete retard to someone who's sober? I dont know its worth a try

Watch "Hitch"

Watch "Hitch"

That movie has little to do with reality. What sort of a girl would be comfortable being alone, on an island, with 2 black guys she barely knows around?

That movie would've been better if it was a belair on a big scale.

Ok the basics of dancing in clubs with stupid names like liquid, rain or juice you can learn from rap songs

lean back-fat joe
just like that-ludacris (or when I move you move, the one with the funny video)

snap ya fingers-lil jon

thats a good start I guess. You don't even really need to dance, just move your body a bit when the girls dancin on you.

Don't know if this has already been said, but when I read "Clubbing - Best way to attract girls" I thought you were gonna do it caveman style, get a club, hit them, fuck them, whatever. Oh well.

*finds it a little sad that so many people need alcohol/drugs to dance*

That having been said, I tend to just leave if I don't like the music much, so maybe that's sad:p

get some ghb n you don't need to learn to dance.

do the turffle shuffle.

Haha, every time I've seen turk dance in scrubs, I think damnit , I need to youtube that shit and learn!

He is too hip. I wish I had a black bald friend I could call chocolate bear.

Anyways I'm back off to practice :P

Your not from Wigan?

Well you must live somewhere close if you mean the one in Wigan.

If it is the one in Wigan then i'd say your best bet is to go to "The Lux" down the road. The girls tend to be nicer and not orange whores, you also don't have to dance...

Having said that, I havn't been in more than a year (the whole club thing got boring) and things change so they could be different.

Try different clubs. Some of them you don't have to dance, wear an interesting t-shirt, I got commented on a South Park one I once wore and got talking with a girl without even touching the dance floor.