I can. I mean, we don't have sex as much as I want to, she is a good girl. Dedicated. Goes to school every day then goes to work. If I have some cash here or there she'll give it to me.

I trust her, too. One of the few girls I've met that I could really honestly trust.

How about you?

I thought you were planning on leaving?
I'm glad you seem to be sorting things out.


I've got a pretty good guy. He's nice to the guinea pigs and he's fun. He's a bit obsessed with his computer so I dont see him as much as I'd like to but that's probably a good thing.

I've got my rifle... I call her Charlene.

I can!

I've got my roxicodone... I call her Roxanne.

I don't need a bitch or feed a bitch.

It works out pretty well.

I only have an imaginary girlfriend.

Though, atleast my imaginary girlfriend sleeps with me, unlike OneMullatos.

Nicely said, Private Pile!

I got no chick at home...I got no chick at all really.

A few who want me...One who has admitted she loves me.

Oh and my "Real Doll"...I call her Charlene! :p

I've got a damn good wife she cooks cleans and honestly loves me and i can say I feel the same way why else would I marry the girl

Nicely said, Private Pile!

I got no chick at home...I got no chick at all really.

A few who want me...One who has admitted she loves me.

Oh and my "Real Doll"...I call her Charlene! :p

Hey, someone got it!

my boyfriend can say it but he often takes it for granted.

Stop bitching.

go find a nice girl and be less bitter.

Hey, someone got it!

Holy shit, you know what comes from Texas, don'tcha?

Anyways, I've got a great girlfriend who loves me. I'm happy with that.

Holy shit, you know what comes from Texas, don'tcha?

Anyways, I've got a great girlfriend who loves me. I'm happy with that.

Hell I like you...You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

not really. i just cant completely trust her no matter how much id like to, and can often be a huge bitch for no reason at all even if we're having a better than average day together. but she can also be very sweet and does love me, and shes smokin hot.

I've a good one, but she can't say the same about me.

I had one up until just now.

Now I'm having the worst time of my life. Hurray.

would you really want her to say that she has a good girl at home, referring to you? if mine said that about me id just be offended and feel like she isnt satisfied with my penis size. you should be happy.

would you really want her to say that she has a good girl at home, referring to you? if mine said that about me id just be offended and feel like she isnt satisfied with my penis size. you should be happy.

You must not know me. ^^

Ouch!


Sorry.

oh i do. i realized how much the "you should be happy" wouldnt work when saying it to you, but it was needed to complete the sarcastic post. let it slide, even though youve always got the blues.

macaroni and cheese is delicious

macaroni and cheese is delicious

Share it or I eat you. Do not anger the hungry yoyobek

i always make more than i can eat. deep down inside as im cooking it and humming the kraft commercial song i desperately pray for someone else to come along and share the cheese-gasm with me. i feel like a pervert just eating it alone

I have good macaroni and cheese at home too.

BAck at home i've got a girl who's awesome... i just haven't gotten around to breaking up wit her.

All I read was;

{She} can be a bitch . but shes smokin hot.

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