so this girl i used to fuck came by last nite. she's friends with my sister and the last time I had sex it was with her about 7-8 months ago. So it's an already awkward situation.
she comes over, all is doing good, then we start getting drunk.
leaning leads to wrestling, wrestling leads to holding and holding leads to me fingering her, she came pretty good too.
I was thinking I was gonna get laid but after wards she just went to bed,"meh" I say, I pass out on the couch.
suddenly I'm woken up out of my reverie, it's her and she just asks me if I have a condom. HUH?
so I say I'll look and I find one a minute later and by this time she's already fallen back asleep. GO DAMN IT. I try talkin to her wake her up a bit but to no avail, So I pull the old you win some you lose some in my head but for truth I know I was COCKBLOCKED.
wh

Now what I haven't told you totse and this girl as well, Is that the girl I really like is comeing over today, the ex knows I like her and the liked knows about the ex. right now the ex is still sleeping and the liked girl will be here in 50 min.
how the hell do I put the moves on a girl, when I was just fooling around with my ex, who's gonna be here to witness the whole thing.
plus her surprise at seeing this girl here.

wow man pretty dire situation, and if you were good enough at this kind of thing it would end in a threesome. If you're not that good then I suggest you try playing off the ex being there like it's no big deal and if she asks tell her what she wants to hear, as in nothing's happening between you, she just kinda showed up etc. Now as for the ex watching you put the moves on this other chick, thats tough. I'd say you should try to put the moves on her whenever your ex leaves you too alone, no matter for how short a time. If she doesn't then still try to hit on her, but just be more subtle about it so your ex wont get pissed or irritated and say something that'll cockblock you. Good luck man

Wash your hands, man; we're talking, Lava Soap style scrub. Other than that, just tell the girl coming over that your ex was hanging out with your sister. It's the truth!

Maybe see if she wants to go out and do something? That way it's neither awkward nor do you have to deal with tip-toeing around the fact that you were fooling around with your ex.

Hope that helps :)

Kick your ex out of your house.
Or don't let your girl in and go somewhere else with her.
Girls tend to be bitches in these situations, if you give the two a few minutes to talk to each other in privacy, nothing good would come out of it.

Good luck.

Hmmmm.

You can either offend your ex who won't fuck, or your current who will.

What part of that choice is hard?

You win.

well that actually wasn't so bad.
I decided not to make any overt move on the girl I liked, and the entire time my ex wasn't sayin diddly. didn't get to do waht I wanted, but I also didn't get my ass kicked.
pretty good.

HMmm...

I'm going to visit a guy I like, who claims to like me back.
I go there, to find him looking rather shifty, and there's a female passed out in his bed.


I'd obviously be really happy at this. Not at all upset that despite the fact you 'like' me, you've just fucked some lose bitch.


I think.. unless you can get the ex out of your house fast, as in, drag her comatose body out onto the pavement, you're going to have a difficult situation.



Perhaps the girl deserves to know you're still fucking someone else, perhaps she doesent.


So yeah, go with dragging the ex out onto the pavement, and when your new girl says "there's a girl passed out on the pavement"
you can shrug and go "oh?" and no one will eeeever know any better.
Go . go now.

HMmm...



So yeah, go with dragging the ex out onto the pavement, and when your new girl says "there's a girl passed out on the pavement"
you can shrug and go "oh?" and no one will eeeever know any better.
Go . go now.

hahah.
good thing she was sleeping in my sisters bed.
(O.o) wait a minute maybe she fucked my sister instead.
ah well, she might have AIDS.
did I say that. Or just think it. Oh I think I typed it.

nah, the girl was kind enough to be quiet about the whole thing.
the thing is I feel badly for even wanting to screw this girl when there's this girl I like, but I needed something, and I guess I got it.

Oo

Keep us updated then. Also get tested if you get with other girl. Ex sounds slightly scary..

yeah, no dootaboot it.

All I stuck in her was my fingers, and I checked afterwards no cuts or scrapes on them so I should be fine either way.

but yeah yoyo she's a nice but pretty messed up girl, story of my life though, eh.
she's a recovering druggie, into the meth and stuff, so far she's just drinkin and smokin...pot that is.
umm, other than her exboyfriend fighting with me because he wanted to see my sister when she was having a breakdown, she hasn't brought me much anxiety...except the time she thought she was preggers. but thats a story for another day.