Not because you are in a relationship, but more like stupidest thing you've done to your partner.

I would have to say that mine[so far] was giving her a perfume I had bought for my ex. I had even told her months ago that I had bought it for her, I didn't really think she would have remembered, but she did and she didn't like it(of course she didn't tell me right away, it all blew up later).

What about you guys?

PS. I really didn't do it with bad intentions, it was just there and I said, meh.. why not? -_-

told her if she didn't give me $30 for coke I was gonna kick her outta my house. Also grabbed bitch by the hair and threatened to burn it off then got kicked in the nuts.

I've been pretty good other than that shit. Cheating isn't stupid if you don't get caught...

Cheated.

Edit: Got caught.

i kissed my girlfriend on the lips once

Fingered another girl on our four month anniversary.

To my defense, we WERE on a break, even if it was only initiated a few hours before that.

The stupidest part of it was I thought my girlfriend would be okay with it. :)

-F☺rd

hooked up with a girlfriends cousin, and hooked up with her other cousins girlfriend...to my defense I didn't know it was her cousin or her cousins girlfriend until after the deed was done

Gave my girl a footrub. Got so much shit from my friends, i still dont think its a big deal.

Tripple timed one of my ex's with a girl from school and a girl i met at work. Boy that was a fun month, the following month not so much

Got high at school on valentines day, when it was both of ours first valentines day with an actual valentine and plus she didn't like me smoking weed. In my defense I didn't know it was valentines day I dont pay attentino to holidays, I mean luckily I had gotten her something but I didn't know the day. My friend was like "hey wanta go smoke some weed with me". Of course I never got high at school before so figured why the fuck not senoir years the year to do stupid shit. Well needless to say that shit pissed her the FUCK off, ruined valentines day for her. I mean it was bad ass for me because she bought me a BAG of jelly beans, a BIG hershys kiss, and some other candy thing. So I got to eat all the candy for my munchies which made me love her even more. And it was a fun time I didn't know what the fuck was going on and it was a trip. But I screwed up and felt like a major asshole afterwards. I mean I really didn't realize what day it was I dont ever look at a calandar so how was I to know till I got to school. But it was stupid and she never forgave me completly for it not even a year and half later. Of all the fucking days I choose to get high at school I choose the WORSTF ucking one.

I did something worse OUTSIDE of a realationship. I got drunk and this bitch took advantage of me, when me and my ex were on a break for a few weeks. Yea the bitch took advantage of me I didn't want it but I was to drunk to know what was going on. That shit ruined my entire fucking realationship id probably be marrying that girl but because I fucked up and got drunk she has no feelings for me. I screwed up to many times

no women will post here because they're all too perfect.

nah, i'll post. i'm not perfect.

i don't think you can pinpoint particular events, but i was definitely way too clingy with my first boyfriend. i was young, what can you expect.

the biggest stupid thing i've done (this goes for relationship, life etc) is sleeping with a guy i'd dated and dumped about 6 months earlier. he offered me a couple of tickets to a concert, i went over to his house, and so it went. unfortunately, it was my first time and i didn't actually want to date this guy. so i had a one night stand for my first time. regret it to this day.

Fell too quickly.

That, and getting my knee in the wrong place once by accident :p

Tried to form a relationship with one girl while fairly solidly in one with another. I kept the first relationship, the solid one.

The other called me and cried about how she thought I was the real deal, per se, having found out I was physically involved with another girl.

Cumming on her extensions

cheated on my first girlfriend

cheated on my ex with this girl who i had been in love with for nearly a year, (but who was previously in love with my best friend so nothing happened prior to hooking up) dumped ex for the girl i was in love with. then after nearly two weeks of the relationship, cheated on her with the first girl who i cheated on... surprisingly im on good terms with both of them to this day.

its hard to grasp at first but you get the point...TOP THAT!

That's... pretty fucking awful. And you're friends with them? Damn man, that's good.

Uh, I called my (now ex) girlfriend by her best friend's name. Who I used to have a thing for. The worst part is yet to come. Me and her, we were in school. I looked her right in the eyes, and was looking back. "I love you, [best friend's name]." The look on her face was best.

You know that look that people get when you tell them something really bad? Like the look someone gets when a cherished pet dies and you're the bringer of bad news? That one, with less depression.

Oh, and I kissed another girl while going out with that girl, while flirting with another girl via text.

That's... pretty fucking awful. And you're friends with them? Damn man, that's good.



haha oh and now my original ex(the first girl i cheated on) is now dating my best friend(whos is the ex of the second girl i cheated on with the first) but yeah got back with the second girl and we're in a good, second, relationship...sigh.

Slept with my girlfriend's sister. She was a year older...and much better in bed; good 'ol high school.

Sometimes whenever I'm talking to someone I'll accidentally leave out a word or replace a word with something random or call them by a wrong name even though I know who they are. I have no idea why I do this. Anyway....

I was talking to my first girlfriend over the phone and I called her another girl's name. A week later I messed up and did it again. The other girl had an interest in me and my girlfriend knew it, thought I might be cheating. I didn't know she liked me till we hooked up months later and she told me about it.

Told girl I fingered a woman we worked with a couple of months before we hooked up. Been in the negative ever sense...

I was lying on my girlfriend tenderly kissing when I let one rip.
I farted that is.
Quite noticably...
:(
Thankfully she thought it was just air escaping cuz our skin was rubbing together or something.
Or maybe she was just telling herself that.
Eisch...

She walked in on me looking at hentai...

Don't see what the big deal was, but we broke up a week later over stupid shit.

Eisch...

South African?

Any cool girl would've been like "omg hentai!" and fapped with you.

And ok, this ones sort of amusing.

I have quite sensitive nipples and I totally dig it when chicks suck/lick them. Anyway my gf was going to work on one, and I was getting really into it. So I started pressing her harder against my nipple. then I pushed her head too much and I hurt hur jaw or mouth or something, quite a bit, she started crying.

I felt rather silly.

Oh another one (same ex too, lucky girl!) we were at a hostel. she was all lying on the bed, and I thought I would be seductive and jump on and ravish her. Well I did jump on...and the bed broke:(

Did a couple stupid things.
First was told her I loved her.
Second was bought her a camera.
Third was take her back a couple days after she dumped me.
Fourth was tried to get back together the week after she dumped me for the second time.
By the way, she dumped me for another guy, who she had been seeing for three weeks while we were still together. I'm bitter.

GF's parents trusted me to watch the house while they were out of town. Threw a party with a "friend" of mine, who invited some people I didn't know over to blow an 8-ball over the night. 2nd night after that night came to let the dog out, the house was robbed and I had to call her and the police and tell them what happend.

I cheated on her a few months before that but felt bad and told her about it... the really shitty thing is I'd do anything for this girl, I fucking love her to death but she broke up with me when she went to college (we went to different ones) and its been killin me ever since.

I cut off my girlfriends right hand. It didn't work out well.

(Note: These aren't all the same girl)

- Gave her too many chances to redeem herself. I made the mistake of giving my emotions a turn in making decisions. That was a waste of time...

- Told her her sister was kind of cute. Oh man did that go well...

- Told her how hot she would be if she lost a few pounds. The funniest part about this was not how stupid I was for saying that, but the fact that she actually agreed with me. I couldn't decide whether to laugh uneasily or beat myself with a metal pole afterwards.

- Made out with another girl and lied about it. I don't feel bad about it (the relationship was kind of "open" at the time) but my thinking during that time was seriously flawed.

- Told her to "shut the hell up" in front of all her friends. Once again, I made the mistake of letting the emotions take over...


Ahh, the days of being a stupid youth...

I don't know if it's the prolonged sleep deprivation, or what, but I thought that was damn funny.

I've done far too many stupid things in relationships to list, and the shit of it is that most of the dumber ones, and especially the entertaining ones, I don't remember one single bit so I can't even tell a good story of them.

The moral: Don't drink to black out every night, or invest in a video camera or some other scribing instrument.

2nd stupidest: Cheating on her

1st: Believed her when she said she'd be fine with / encouraged me snogging another chick.

Breaking up with the one person I've been the most emotionally attached to 'cuz I thought she'd fuck this other guy...

He was my best friend who fucked her almost as soon as I was halfway across the country...

But god I wanted to believe she still loved me.

Truthfully, my big mistake was taking her back.

Lucky cunt

Why'z all anybody says just some boring cheating story? I've got depth to the ways I've disrespected woman. I've never been caught cheating even while fucking her friend in the back of a mutual friend on ours car.

told her I'd rather do a bunch of coke then hang out with her and then stormed out and did a bunch of coke.

kinda made her smash her head on the shower wall

broke her downstairs shower (dif girl). Luckily dad didn't notice til after we broke up

Suggest 3some's at every opportunity

Tell her you deserve better than her and if her legs weren't open all the time you wouldn't be together.

Fell asleep with my shirt off in the middle of the day while we were fightin. Girl comes home and puts salsa and vinegar on a big cut I had on my chest. Vinegar hurt like a bitch, salsa didnt do shit.

Send her on booze stealing missions underage and of course she gets caught eventually and blames me.

probly other stuff....

kinda made her smash her head on the shower wall


O..k..


I'm slightly curious. Story?

Attempted to fuck my girlfriends best friend.

Came very close to fucking my girlfriends sister.

Replied to my girlfriend's txt message saying "I love you" whilst in the middle of fucking another girl.

This is the same girl btw. I suddenly feel very bad. Shame on you for making me feel bad totse!

Edit: We're no longer together.

That's... pretty fucking awful. And you're friends with them? Damn man, that's good.

Uh, I called my (now ex) girlfriend by her best friend's name. Who I used to have a thing for. The worst part is yet to come. Me and her, we were in school. I looked her right in the eyes, and was looking back. "I love you, [best friend's name]." The look on her face was best.

You know that look that people get when you tell them something really bad? Like the look someone gets when a cherished pet dies and you're the bringer of bad news? That one, with less depression.

Oh, and I kissed another girl while going out with that girl, while flirting with another girl via text.

God damn, iv heard it all now

Can you see what I'm doing right now? I'm judging you.

i think i was around 13 or 14, it was a girl ive been chasing for awhile, finally got the courage to ask her out.

We went out to eat then came back to her place and made out, afterwards we layed in bed for awhile.

She asked me to be her boyfriend i said yes, we make out again, and all of a sudden i say the words that doomed my relationship.

"i love you"

her response?

"Ok...."

next day she dumps me




god im an idiot

I broke up with her
Worst mistake of my life so far

Fucking emo had to ruin the thread..go cut yourself!

I Put it in her butt...without permission!


wait...that wasn't stupid at all.

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Took her back too much over... too much, stuff that bothers the hell out of me to this day (about a year later) but I lack the heart to bring up again for her sake. :\

Some more I won't care to mention, really. Meh.

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Replied to my girlfriend's txt message saying "I love you" whilst in the middle of fucking another girl.

I bask in the awesomness. :D