I welcome everyone who don't have a girlfriend to the TOTSE Girlfriendless Guys' Club. Feel free to express yourself and help each other.

Fuck relationships. I'm saving my girlfriend virginity for when I'm 30 and have no friends. Until then, I'd much rather get laid on a regular basis, not argue with the bitch over trivial stuff like who's turn it is to watch TV, and not worry about anybody else when I go out.

I really can't see an upside to having a girlfriend. Can you?

QFT! You know i've never seen anybody sum up the perfect way to live so well until now. I tip my hat to you good sir

And I tip my hat to you too, good sir.

Everywhere I go I see couples in love. Man, it's painful. The last girlfriend I had was a couple of years ago. Damn.

As of yesterday. :)

The break up sex sucked but I went down on her afterwards and she came in a record 3 or 4 minutes with at least four "oh gods!"

Made me feel a little bit better that she's not going to have an orgasm like that for a while. :(

-F☺rd

I'm in the club as of.... a couple months ago..

I cheated on my last girlfriend... with the girl that I had started to like which had forced me to break up with my first girlfriend..

Girlfriends, (and this is directed to all the 13 year old motherfuckers that can't sleep at night because they've never kissed a girl/had a relationship) are jealous, annoying shits. Just go to the local "teen nightclub" and hook up with all the slutty girls there.

This club, also known as
"The angry men who've been badly hurt by a cunt and now chose to take it out on the rest of womankind, club"

yeah because everyone who's posted in this thread definitely comes off as a nerdy asshole woman-hater . you sound like a lonely cold bitch who just needs some dick.

well....that's a good name too, i guess.

I got me the best damn woman in the world. I couldn't even imagine being single again.

Is it exclusive now? Looking at engagement?

Congrats, either way. But still, I have to call you a sellout and boot you from our club.

Is it exclusive now? Looking at engagement?

Congrats, either way. But still, I have to call you a sellout and boot you from our club.

Aww...oh well, i'll go start my own club.

We are exclusive, btw. But the other night she let me bring a 16 year old home under her supervision, so I can't really think of any drawbacks.

ive been without a gf for 3 months so count me in

I'm posting in here...cause I dont know why...mainly cause i refuse to follow rule one of dating:

Rule 1 - Actually go out and try to meet girls

yeah because everyone who's posted in this thread definitely comes off as a nerdy asshole woman-hater . you sound like a lonely cold bitch who just needs some dick.

My my, you really need to get yourself some pussy. You reek of desperate rage. Calm down, frances.

well if rule one fails you could always get one of those mail order brides, you don't even have to leave the comfort of your home!

I don't have a girlfriend, but I ain't gonna join you, because I will actually get one soon - since I will actually put some effort into it.

Wankers. :p

Fuck, where am I going to find another cute indie girl who fucks on the second date? :(

This is depressing.

-F☺rd

Im working on my 6th 7th month with no girl.
im sad.

I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world.

Shes fucking smarter than all hell and funny as fuck. Shell fuck with people worse than I do sometimes.

Shes the most beautiful girl in the world and can suck a dick like you wouldnt believe.

God I fucking love her.

Ha ha, biatch. No really hurt, when it comes to me, we just separated in a very natural manner. Just can't find the kinda girl I am lookin for - I am very picky.

No offense, but you guys take this shit too seriously. Your acting like children, letting one thing control your whole life. Grow up, don't come crying because "Oh I loved this girl to death, but she cheated on me and now I don't respect woman at all, its better to be alone!" is totally childish. It was probably your fault that she left you, disrespected you, or whatever she did to end the relationship. And for you men that have their "Dream Girl", I pity you. Your holding on to her too tight, and before you know it, she'll be out of your life, then you'll be just like the rest of this men on this thread.

Anyway, that might have been a bit harsh, but learn this lesson, and learn it well. Don't let woman, relationships, love, and/or sex run your life! There are millions of other things that could be better than that,(I know some of you may be saying, "HA! What can top sex?") thats why you figure out a good passion for something, experience something new, and when your bored of it, move on!

Hope you men understand.

Yes. Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the bright side of death.

Yes. Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the bright side of death.

Let me try to play with this one here. Bright side of death...Hmm, maybe because we have no clue what could be on the other side. And for me, I like surprises.

Let me try to play with this one here. Bright side of death...Hmm, maybe because we have no clue what could be on the other side. And for me, I like surprises.

Looks like someone isn't a monty python fan.

My my, you really need to get yourself some pussy. You reek of desperate rage. Calm down, frances.

you reek of vomit from your bulimia. you might want to throw the bags out you keep in those pringles can before your dad finds them and force feeds them to you

heart attack!!!

Let me try to play with this one here. Bright side of death...Hmm, maybe because we have no clue what could be on the other side. And for me, I like surprises.

You have been dead for an eternity before you were born, and you didn't complain.

You have been dead for an eternity before you were born, and you didn't complain.

The hell does that mean.

^*hint an acid trip metaphore duh

you reek of vomit from your bulimia. you might want to throw the bags out you keep in those pringles can before your dad finds them and force feeds them to you

heart attack!!!

Congratulations , you've just joined another select and exclusive club.

The People On Jackketch's Shit-List Club.

Don't gotta bitch don't care neither

bitches aint shit but hos n tricks

lick on deez nuts and suck the dick

(and most importantly) GTFO after you're done

The hell does that mean.

Just think about it.. You'll get it.

post pics right now

Just think about it.. You'll get it.

Is it because your not alive before your born, and you cant complain, because your not alive?

Holy, that made my head hurt.

No-ones good enough for us ¬¬

girls probably just feel intimidated by our sexiness and THATS why they flee in terror...

You have been dead for an eternity before you were born, and you didn't complain.

i believe in reincarnation so... I dont get it either way.

something to do with something being better than nothing and nothing not even being bad ?

Is it because your not alive before your born, and you cant complain, because your not alive?

Holy, that made my head hurt.

Well yes, basically you have been dead before, and you have nothing to complain about during that period. And you can't say that death was a bad experience at all. You didn't even notice as the time went by.

You came from nothing, you go back to nothing. What do you loose? Nothing!

Well yes, basically you have been dead before, and you have nothing to complain about during that period. And you can't say that death was a bad experience at all. You didn't even notice as the time went by.

You came from nothing, you go back to nothing. What do you loose? Nothing!

got it first go (H)

You came from nothing, you go back to nothing. What do you loose? Nothing!

Brilliant. This quote sums up life. Why be afraid of something when at the very end it won't matter, so take a risk and live life to the fullest. Try to make some meaning, before it doesn't mean anything.

This man speaks the truth! It's not that we're bad at keeping girlfriends due to our own insecurities and terrible social skills making us choose women who will eventually leave us, it's because we're sooo unbelievably attractive that our sexual aura forces others to stay away from us, facing a fate of orgasmic pleasure if they get closer than 2 miles in any direction

This man speaks the truth! It's not that we're bad at keeping girlfriends due to our own insecurities and terrible social skills making us choose women who will eventually leave us, it's because we're sooo unbelievably attractive that our sexual aura forces others to stay away from us, facing a fate of orgasmic pleasure if they get closer than 2 miles in any direction

Yep, that must be it.

On one hand, it's great having that special someone to see who makes you feel good about yourself and tells you all the nice things you need to hear.

On the other it's great to go out, get fucked up and not have to worry about the consequences. Plus the worry free hoochies are great too!

I prefer single life really.

True Story.


count me in, I don't even have any female friends right now.

I spit in a girls face tonight because she was talking shit about me saying stuff that isn't true and she doesn't know a thing about. She was fuckin shocked and I told her off then she called me a dickhead and said I was gonna get knocked out. Then I gave my buddy props and left. She was pretty skeetable too. I thought she was gonna go for the balls or somethin.

Heaven forbid there might be females that are single on totse as well :\


Single life is pretty good... for the first 2 years, but over the last 6 months it's started to become a drag. I like being able to have casual things when ever I want, but things change and I'd be open to a relationship now.


So, you may say you want to be single for the rest of your life, but your'll find yourself craving a relationship sooner or later.

Seeing as how I have been happily and faithfully with a girl for over a year and am madly in love, does that make me an asshole for getting an ego trip from this thread?

And does posting about my gorgeous, sexy girlfriend here also make me an asshole. Guess what I did last night. My girl showed me her lingerie collection, and we fucked four times, once from behind. And we're getting wasted next friday, and she's buying.

Whoops.

I fucking HATE you

post pics

I really can't see an upside to having a girlfriend. Can you?

meh. i'm a little happier when i've got one.

however, to support your arguments, when i have one, my bank account wants to cut my balls off due to lack of funds.

and right now, i keep getting more and more money in that account to spend on myself. so yeah, i'm single at the moment.

I got a girlfriend, sorry I can't join your guy's club.

I don't see why your bank account has anything to do with your girl friend. All you need to do is every now and then tell her that you were thinking about her.

NEVER get into the paying everything for her. You should ONLY pay for stuff like when you both go out for food. NO fancy resturants unless its a place YOU want to try out.

Gifts are a WASTE. Don't get into the friends zone (known) and don't get into the PAYING zone (new rule).

Waiting for you guys to bash this one out so I'll stick this one out for a bit.

From behind?!?!?! You are truly a pioneer in the field of sex, sir!

How about bragging about having one chick on your face while another is dancing on your pork pole and your buddy is getting more beer out of the fridge whilst videoing that shit?

Oh yeah...You're tied down to one chick.

Whoops. Douchebag.

If I get a girlfriend I might have to clean my room.

Single for a few months, starting to get the pang of wanting a GF. I don't care if you have a harem of 50 underwear models, it's not the same as a GF you love.

Than after like a month or 2 that is really old and you would kill the GF and hide the body to get the 50 women harem back.

I guess I'll join your club. I have a thing going with this girl, but she's the hardest person to read and I have no idea what the fuck is going to happen.

I am reasonably sure that she likes me, but I will most likely fuck everything up in the near future.

Tommy Lund reporting in.

Totse pretty much is a girlfriendless guys' club.

It's a major demographic, anyway.

Either way, signing on.

sad but true...

ive only been single for 3 or 4 months and its been like that for quite a while

i like how you said harem

You're in Corvallis. Stop whining. :P

Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a community of methwhores. Everyone else here seems to be lacking in some area, like the part where they're supposed to have a soul, or a personality...
That would explain why my last relationship was far out of town.

i'm not saying a girlfriend is like a black hole to my bank account, but the past few i've had did cost me some amount of money. and i consider myself incredibly cheap.

think of it on a basic level like gas money you save by not doing things with a significant other. of course, that could lead to free time used by driving, so i suppose it balances out.

i play deuces

i figured this would be a big ass thread ;)

+1...

Hey I'm single as off today or something like that, so here I am guys.

What kinda club activities do we have? Strip-club meet-ups? Heck we need an irc chatroom! Maybe some stupid T-Shirt for the members? How about... A weekly podcast, where a few of us talk about the single life? We can take up new subjects every week? Skanky hoes and the bro's that love 'em, how to make sure you don't get committed to one girl, how to get the latest celeb hairstyle... We could have lots of fun. A weekly porn site, babe or whatever...

I'm all giddyup and excited :D

I just want sex on a regular basis. Or a stoner girl.

I really expected this thread to just be a pissing match between yoyobek and the rest of Totse.

Meh, i'm only single cause i like to get shitfaced then try my luck with anything that moves.... even men sometimes if i'm drunk enough (not touching, just kissing). I finished my last girlfriend like 3-4 months ago i think, she was really annoying and i wanted to kick her in the head withing 2 weeks of dating her... lulz.

well if rule one fails you could always get one of those mail order brides, you don't even have to leave the comfort of your home!

that shit doesnt work my old man tried it and the bitch just sucked all the money and life out of him

im in the club.. and yeah i can see how it can be cool, but my town is dead, so my only chance for pussy is a girlfriend.. or at least a date.

theres some fresh faces at my newly expanded jc tho so ill see if i can make something come of it.

There's one girl I really like. She's a few years older than me, 19 to my 16, so it's going to be a while until anything comes of that.
I just can't find it in myself to be in a relationship with someone I don't care about at all.

Don't have a gf. Never did. Combination of factors, I guess.
Oh well, whatever happens happens.

I welcome everyone who don't have a girlfriend.

So basically its an all-TOTSE club?

I'm single but I'm not bitter.
No that's a lie I am bitter, but I'm not a misogynist.
Well maybe a little but only when they deserve it!
Like women who engage in behavior and display attitudes that reduce them to one dimensional sexual stereotypes.

Shit, the thing I hate most about couples is that they walk so fucking slow and block my way. They're like snails.
You know it's true...

Too bad we don't have avatars on TOTSE...Would be great to have a little club picture! :p

I broke up with my last girlfriend because she decided to become a Mormon.

Fucking Mormons.

The one before that tried to kill herself, then was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder.

Fucking crazy people.

The one before that... she dropped a "Love" bomb out of nowhere, and I responded by jumping around her apartment yelling "WHAT?!?!?"... very mature of me.

Fucking immature people.

/rant

damn man you're just like one big fuckin magnet for the crazies huh

damn man you're just like one big fuckin magnet for the crazies huh

Oh, I forgot to mention the mormon one was also diagnosed with anorexia (purging type) which followed from a stint of PTSD (it was the whole loss of control thing). On the bright side, she was a size zero, which was hot.

just go to a trailer park,

you'll leave with a smile on your face and an std in your pants

i won't be smiling. penicillin will only worsen my problems. damn my allergies.

dont you guys think it would be better to refer to it as a bachelor's club or somthing?

Yeeeeeeee

I'm in a club!

because a "Bachelor's club" isn't for quiters.. most of the people here are quitters.

Well? You know, of course, that that is why women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails everywhere they go!

Meh, tried resisting since the thread was up. But cant anymore.
My name is LiquidIce, Im 17 and never had a girlfriend. I suspect its because of my shyness.
So uh, where can I get the free coffee and donuts now? And hugs? Yeah, the hugs are important too. Just dont tell me theres a Robert Paulson 'round here.

Screw shyness dude.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!

Well... There is always...

"...But get him in private and, well, you wind up reeling in something a bit bestial.

We're not talking about legends of making it with mesmerizing mermaids, but something that's the genuine thing. Like manta rays.

"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point," Makeburu asserts.

What!!! A manta??? You mean one of those enormous, intimidating winged things with a stinger on their tail that looks like an aquatic Batman?

Yep. After all, fisherman out on ships spend a loooonggg time at sea without ever encountering a woman, and, well, let's face it, they can get pretty horny. No, dammit, let's make that incredibly horny. Even desperate enough to do it with a manta. Right?

"Nah," shrugs Makeburu. "Coastal fishermen poke them too."

Apparently it's a ritual of manhood, done out of recognition of the dangers of life on the sea."

i am a repulsive motherfucker.

anyone feeling it?

Screw shyness dude.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!

Easier said than dude my man. Thing is that well, for the most part I act as though I dont igve a shit about them wimminz, even about the wimminz that I really do. And after that I really hate myself for fucking up and ask myself WHY THE FUCK am I acting like that? And Im trying to change, its still alot better than like 2 years back.

I am too.

On the other it's great to go out, get fucked up and not have to worry about the consequences. Plus the worry free hoochies are great too!

The STDs they have are great too!

I was reading an article from...GQ (?) yesterday about men who won't put out... For women who may be hot, but don't turn them on?

One guy said he wasn't impressed by all the womenszszs who would climb right on his stiffy. No, "Where's the rubber" or "Do you have any STD's?" or "I'm on the pill", they'd just see the bare tool & climb right on.

Sounds like the funzors...but it do make one wonder, do it not? :)

Six months. I still miss her a bit. Grr.

I think it's time to go looking for a new girl now.

I still miss 'her' after 20 years.

The ache never quite heals.

Its the risk you take by loving someone.

I still miss 'her' after 20 years.

The ache never quite heals.

Its the risk you take by loving someone.

So true, especially if they won't have you.

*Runs off to listen to “Lovefool” by the cardigans

So true, especially if they won't have you.

*Runs off to listen to “Lovefool” by the cardigans

Whenever I hear 'Lovecats' by The Cure.......

*heart breaks again*

and the kicker is I fucked up. I drove her away :(

*is still kicking self after 20 years*

Whenever I hear 'Lovecats' by The Cure.......

*heart breaks again*

and the kicker is I fucked up. I drove her away :(

*is still kicking self after 20 years*

"Me and my Girlfriend" by Beyonce and Jay Z...

tears come to my eyes when I think about all the loves that could have been while listening to that song.

Then I go home and masturbate and it goes away.:o

I've been single for a while, still looking for that special someone, but there's so much shit out there to filter through, that I just lose the motivation sometimes.

In meantime, I like to focus on my career/hobbies/self and save money and hook up with random women without fearing the consequences. I'm in no hurry, I have my entire 20s to find someone worth searching for. It just sucks when every girl I meet wants to get married, have kids, and buy a house and waste their life doing boring suburban soccer-mom bullshit. What happened to all the fun and exciting women who had REAL goals in life? They must have moved to a different city.

What the fuck!? 20 years?

I did NOT want to know that :(
It's been what... 5 days? :/

Crap, I can't believe I'm gonna have a 'the one that got away' chick.

I still miss 'her' after 20 years.

The ache never quite heals.

Its the risk you take by loving someone.

Wow! Take away 20 years from me and I'll be a 5 yr old kid. Man, it must have been a great one.

I was never totally into any of my girlfriends. When it's over, it's just over and I don't really care. Maybe I don't have much emotion or stuff.

Easier said than dude my man. Thing is that well, for the most part I act as though I dont igve a shit about them wimminz, even about the wimminz that I really do. And after that I really hate myself for fucking up and ask myself WHY THE FUCK am I acting like that? And Im trying to change, its still alot better than like 2 years back.

happens to the best of us...

seriously, EVERYONE has the odd "what the fuck just happened there..." moment

Yeah I broke up with my girlfriend. Hopefully, though, I'll be able to pull this AMAZINGLY gorgeous punk chick. AMAZINGLY.

Whenever I hear 'Lovecats' by The Cure.......

*heart breaks again*

and the kicker is I fucked up. I drove her away :(

*is still kicking self after 20 years*

yeah, I drove mine away too. The best part about it, she acts as if nothing ever happen between us. Every time I see her(which happend alot this summer as she was hanging out with my friends) she tries to still be friends with me; its like getting kicked in the balls, I swear every time it hurts me so much.

I haven't had a girlfriend since January.
I could have one now, but I do not want to fall in love.

Lucky bastard, there are no punk chicks around here, just a whole lot of emo types, and they are fucking annoying.

Heaven forbid there might be females that are single on totse as well :\

Indeed.

Being single after so long is nice though.

Can boyfriendless girls join? I am currently watching my best friend date the guy I have liked for ages, and regularly hear from both of them how "sweet and nice and loveable" he is. It is killing me, cause when ever they have any form of conflict, they both come to me to vent and try and sort it out.

Can boyfriendless girls join?

No you cannot. Otherwise this club will run out of members in no time

No you cannot. Otherwise this club will run out of members in no time
Why is this?

I lolz at everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend.

Why is this?

Because members will begin hooking up, except this is the internet, so of couse you can join.

Because members will begin hooking up, except this is the internet, so of couse you can join.

I wouldn't hook up with a totsean. I learn from my mistakes, and that was probably the biggest one I've made.

I wouldn't hook up with a totsean. I learn from my mistakes, and that was probably the biggest one I've made.

You have inspired my curiosity, need backstory+pics.

I believe the title of the thread contains the words "Girlfriendless Guys" and not "Boyfriendless Girls".

If you feel so inclined, you can create a new thread. Since when do you need to piggy back on a male thread anyway?

you'll be a member soon enough...soon..e...nough

yeah, I drove mine away too. The best part about it, she acts as if nothing ever happen between us. Every time I see her(which happend alot this summer as she was hanging out with my friends) she tries to still be friends with me; its like getting kicked in the balls, I swear every time it hurts me so much.

My situation is similar enough to this I'm not going to talk about it. Sucks, but I should be out of here in 2 weeks tops.

I don't have a girlfriend because I am not looking for one.

I am looking for a wife, that's a whole different level of picky-ness.

Yeah, I’m not looking for one either. I’m looking for a very committed relationship, not necessarily a wife tho.

sorry, kids. after tonight's events, i must revoke my membership. :D

You'll be back; they always come back

damn bitch-ass traitor

You'll be back; they always come back

i'm sure i will. lol. but i'm going to enjoy my vacation from our illustrious organization for a while.

Look who's talking.......

I don't have a girlfriend.
Hell, I'm in!

*Joins the club*

*Cries*

i've never had a girlfriend, so I'll join. Enslave all women!

why would someone whos never had a gf be in S&A....wait i think i just made a self pwn.

*Enters dark club*
*Takes off large coat, hat and sunglasses*
*wips out a bottle of JD*:D

I've been far too lazy for too long, I plan on getting out and going clubbing more, and seeking weird random crazy girls that might freak me out, but at least are interesting.

I don't hate being single, s'alright, and I feel pretty free to do what I want atm... but still, companionship is very craveable...

*Smokes a cigar*
*Orders a servant to bring me a glass of Blue Label whiskey*
*Invites people to join him at the Bridge table*

As of March 6th 2006. It was the day after my birthday :(

LOL i join!

Can this be the "Boyfriendless Girls' Club" too?

No.....

What if yer a "castratin' biatch"? How can sensitive, heartbroken boyzors take that kind of dangerous chance?