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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2007-08-24, 23:29
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second star to the right.
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who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
the way I see it is this.
Mothra's a giant moth, which is one of god's creatures.
jesus is just a dude witha beard, and an invisible magic man for a father.
Mothra would just crush his ass.
thoughts?
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# 2
2007-08-25, 00:37
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near the core, where it's warm
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
Godzilla appear, would side with jesus, then kill jesus.
End result = Godzilla wins.
Godzilla ALWAYS wins.
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# 3
2007-08-25, 01:18
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
Mothra.
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# 4
2007-08-25, 02:23
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
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# 5
2007-08-25, 05:22
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
I liked the ones with Mecha-Godzilla.
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# 6
2007-08-25, 05:39
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
If Jesus was really who he said he was, then I don't think Mothra stands a chance.
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# 7
2007-08-25, 05:42
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
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Originally Posted by karma_sleeper
If Jesus was really who he said he was, then I don't think Mothra stands a chance.
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You do realize that Mothra is a giant frickin' moth, right?
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# 8
2007-08-25, 08:41
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
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Originally Posted by HandOfZek
You do realize that Mothra is a giant frickin' moth, right?
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Jesus is the son of God. 
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# 9
2007-08-25, 13:01
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
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Originally Posted by Rolloffle
Jesus is the son of God. |
Oh snap!
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# 10
2007-08-25, 16:37
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
I saw Jesus and The Super Best Friends defeat David Blaine. I have faith that Jesus can defeat Mothra.
Jesus will use his super carpentry skills to aid him in battle. He also has magical kung fu powers as evidenced by his bout with Santa Claus.
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#11
2007-08-25, 18:33 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
Chuck Norris
...ilikedots.....
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#12
2007-08-25, 22:42 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
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Originally Posted by BrokeProphet
Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
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There's plenty of Jesus evidence. No Christ evidence. |
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#13
2007-08-26, 02:20 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
http://tinyurl.com/2axdq3
There is your answer. If Mothra can do that as a larva, imagine what it could do as a full grown moth!
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2007-08-26, 05:07 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
jesus would get beat the fuck down by mothra.
it's a giant freaking moth!.
*gets image of jesus throwing a brick at mothra, only to be disembowled by mothra's almighty mothness.*  |
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2007-08-26, 05:08 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
jesus would get beat the fuck down by mothra!.
it's a giant freaking moth!.
*gets image of jesus throwing a brick at mothra, only to be disembowled by mothra's almighty mothness.* |
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#16
2007-08-26, 05:16 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
Jesus would make a big bonfire inside a warehouse to attract Mothra then when Mothra goes inside he'd throw some green leaves and lawn cuttings on the fire which would set off the fire sprinklers and they would wash all that magic pixie dust off Mothra's wings so that it could no longer fly. Then when Mothra get's close enough he'd jump out of the bushes and pull some Hebrew Krav maga shit on Mothra's arse and rip it's antennae out so it didn't know where anything was, then Jesus would over to a nuclear warhead and make noises to attract the moth and then suicide bomb it's arse into oblivion.
...Three days later Jesus would rise from the dead and be like "Lol pwnt!" while sipping on a glass of delicious wine.
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#17
2007-08-26, 05:22 |
BlackEagle67
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
I still think either norris or godzilla would turn them both into poo.
...ilikedots.....
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#18
2007-08-28, 17:23 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
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Originally Posted by BrokeProphet
Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
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No. Jesus is a historical figure. |
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2007-08-28, 19:34 |
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http://tinyurl.com/28ozhm
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
No, jesus is 1/3 of God.
So he would kick ass battling a non-god creature.
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2007-08-28, 19:42 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
I second the Godzilla motion. But if Godzilla was too busy, Mothra would own. Infact jesus would put himself on the cross. ut wtf would jesus be doing in Japan? He struck me as more of a hawii guy.
Going along with BrokeProphet, I have yet to see any evidence of Jesus. Just some shitty books, what makes me realy angry about Holy Books is that they don't come in two-ply.
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#21
2007-08-30, 18:46 |
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Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra
[QUOTE=BrokeProphet;8817296]Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.
QUOTE]
Au contraire--he kicked major ass when he went postal in the temple.
And he supposedly did say "I come not to bring peace, but a sword."
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