yeah, so my gay buddie tyler got me up the nerve to ask her to come over for some one on one time this sunday, she might be busy, but she might not maybe a 20-80 chance that she does.

for those of you unaware of the situation check this out.http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2042

now I know I said I wanted to keep it as friends but the truth is I just don't know how to act and what to do, so know with my very own "queer eye" I believe I can wing it.

his suggestions, cleaning, candles flowers and homemade dinner made by moi plus wine. thinking of making pasta with a hearty vegetable sauce.

my bedroom is ghey though, since my bed is only a bare mattress no bedspring or anything, so for the most part that door will be closed.

any sugestions, never wooed a girl before, hell last time I asked a girl out was in grade 6 and Im 20 now.

I feel your pain man.

yeah the first sentance alone up to the first comma proves you got some issues. You really need help I guess if you aint a troll. I dunno how to talk to a pussy so I'm just gonna stop...

Sorry I can't help.


Actually no I'm not.

yeah the first sentance alone up to the first comma



huh? you mean the word "yeah" makes me a pussy....


yeah,

but I do beleive your talking about my friend. yup he's as queer as a 3 dollar bill, and I've had more fun with him than most, pity I'm not gay, he would be a good catch.

huh? you mean the word "yeah" makes me a pussy....




but I do beleive your talking about my friend. yup he's as queer as a 3 dollar bill, and I've had more fun with him than most, pity I'm not gay, he would be a good catch.

nah, I actually meant til the 2nd comma meaning

a) You have a gay friend (I'm of the opinion and was raised to believe that guys who try to actively hang around gay guys to be effeminate and should question their sexuality)

b) He had to convince you to ask this girl over to your house
c) sunday of all days

I could go through the rest of your post and give you a hetero gameplan makeover but that'd be kinda gay...

Please don't make Tyler give me AIDS

Please don't make Tyler give me AIDS

O RLY?



added- I didn't need his help getting her over to my house, It just never popped into my head of how to do it. And sunday is the only day she has off 'cept for tommorow. I'm not even gonna go near trying to reply to "a"

Dude, just turn on Cartoon Network when she arrives. Adult Swim is strangely classy.

oh I know, most of her favorite shows are 'toons.

O RLY?



added- I didn't need his help getting her over to my house, It just never popped into my head of how to do it. And sunday is the only day she has off 'cept for tommorow. I'm not even gonna go near trying to reply to "a"

pfff

keep tellin yourself all those mens underwear catalog's are just for variety...

dude, you actually believe that being around gay people can make you gay....hahahahahaha.

dude, just like gay people are constantly bitching about how they're born that way, you and I are both born straight. easy as that.
I mean unless you feel that a gay guy can get you in his pants.

I didn't say anything like that and you said you weren't gonna debate that then did so you dumbfuck. Basically gays hang around with girls and other gays and any straight guy that chills with them is either a)a complete fucking loser b) bi curious

so I'll refer you to a helpful place to vent your love of wang http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2043754

know what I dnt have time for this right now, theres some b-horror movie on about some telekinetic dude who kills people, apparantly he can fly but when he falls of a roof he dies.....weird.

you're just hoping his pants will fly off....

So much for just wanting to be friends, huh?

Put a sheet on your matress. If it comes to that you're not likely to be like "oh darn we cant have sex because I havent changed the sheets!".
But it would be embarassing to have sex on a bare matress, she may not like it, feel like she's in a cheap crack house or something.

yeah, In know I'm probably an idiot for trying to do this, in factIm sure I am.
but I cant let this girl just slip away without trying...something. As for the bed I have blankets and such that would minimise the crackhouse look.