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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-08-21, 05:13 |
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 i'm not a troll.
okay. i hardly ever did stuff with girls, until recently. i used to hate all people and want to spend all of my freetime alone... then i stopped doing drugs 76 days ago, and now i actualy enjoy being around people. anyways, i just got a car and a cell phone for the first time ever. and i found out last night...that it's very easy to get around. i have a lot of people that i chill with that would probably be willing to do stuff...but i don't know how to ask them. like, what do you say? "hey, i just want to throw this out on the table...want to give me head?"
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#2
2007-08-21, 05:16 |
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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Re: i'm not a troll.
If they're drunk enough, yes.
Are you looking for a relationship or some random action?
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#3
2007-08-21, 05:22 |
marc445
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Re: i'm not a troll.
yeah well i'm only with girls who don't do drugs...so drunk girls aren't available.
and random action, all the way. no relationship at all.
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#4
2007-08-21, 06:47 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
just because they are women doesn't mean they dont want sex as much as you.
Think about how you would like to be asked. Seriously why is everyone so worried about talking about sex to women. We are all fleshy bags of organs that love to procreate its in our nature and no amount of cultural gender separation should separate genders.
Just think long and hard (no pun) , Ps you added really odd facts into that post that led me to doubt your credibility but luckily you have already said that that you are not a troll in the title so phew ...
EDIT : They don't drink ?!? , well apart from sex there isn't much hedonistic pleasure in their lives so they are probably more likely to want it. Unless they are 14 years old or straight edge *shudder*
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#5
2007-08-21, 08:35 |
marc445
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Re: i'm not a troll.
just because they are women doesn't mean they dont want sex as much as you.
Think about how you would like to be asked. Seriously why is everyone so worried about talking about sex to women. We are all fleshy bags of organs that love to procreate its in our nature and no amount of cultural gender separation should separate genders.
wow. thank you, honestly. this will help.
p.s.
i asked a girl to give me head again tonight. no luck.
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#6
2007-08-21, 08:53 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
One of my earliest memories is this time I kicked a guy much older in the balls for giving my older sister shit.
I remember the feeling; it was The Essential Nutshot. It was like... my foot became perfectly planted between his legs. The transfer of energy from my foot to his balls caused the universe to stop and cringe for a moment before his knees let out from under him and his entire nervous system became his enemy, dropping him into a puddle of his own vomit to squirm in.
It was epic shit. This was like Butch Coolige saving Marsellus Wallace from getting assraped shit.
I was all, "Shut up, jerk! Leave my sister alone!"
He was all, "Go home, you little shit."
I was all, "Well damn nigga now this is happening," BAM!
It turned out my sister was being a bitch to him to begin with, but I'm cold blooded with no remorse.
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#7
2007-08-21, 09:16 |
marc445
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Re: i'm not a troll.
wow. what the fuck?
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#8
2007-08-21, 09:30 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
i asked a girl to give me head again tonight. no luck.
Right so you think that asking a girl to suck you off is going to work, if you already know these girls then it will ruin your relationship with them if you don't they will think you are a creep. Don't just ask them for sex, give it them, lean in and kiss them start making out after a while maybe you can ask them to give you head. However if they are drunk you can probs just ask them.
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#9
2007-08-21, 10:42 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
What the fuck, asshole.
Having a car doesent make you the hottest man in the world.
If you want some random bitch to suck you off, and you're not willing to give anything back in return, just go get yourself a whore.
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#10
2007-08-21, 12:11 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
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Originally Posted by Fevered Ego
One of my earliest memories is this time I kicked a guy much older in the balls for giving my older sister shit.
I remember the feeling; it was The Essential Nutshot. It was like... my foot became perfectly planted between his legs. The transfer of energy from my foot to his balls caused the universe to stop and cringe for a moment before his knees let out from under him and his entire nervous system became his enemy, dropping him into a puddle of his own vomit to squirm in.
It was epic shit. This was like Butch Coolige saving Marsellus Wallace from getting assraped shit.
I was all, "Shut up, jerk! Leave my sister alone!"
He was all, "Go home, you little shit."
I was all, "Well damn nigga now this is happening," BAM!
It turned out my sister was being a bitch to him to begin with, but I'm cold blooded with no remorse.
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#11
2007-08-21, 14:03 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
Huff some raid, i assure you that once chicks catch onto the fact you're high on raid they'll suck you off for being so damn bad ass. Raid the bug spray ftw. :)
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#12
2007-08-21, 22:56 |
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Re: i'm not a troll.
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FIRE YOUR PROTON TORPEDOES AT THE SHIELD DOMES ON THE ISD!
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