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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2007-08-21, 04:25
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There is something that made this world but it sure as hell is not the bullshit god that some fuckers wrote. The bible was wrote to make people feel safe, just think what would people do if they just died and had no fucking explanation for this, it would make this world more fucked up then it already is, and some more bullshit i hate is when people actually put down other religions and literally say that if you not in there religion then your going to hell fuck that, its ridiculous. Also, some more bullshit that pisses me off is when people talked about GODS POWERFUL WRATH, intimidation......thats all those fuckers are trying to tell us. I'm not trying to offend anyone, i'm just stating my opinion. i'm not an atheists so don't accuse me of that :P

What do you believe(more then just the name of your religion)
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Old 2007-08-21, 06:10
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Why don't you start off by telling us what you believe? So far we know you're not an atheist.
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Old 2007-08-21, 06:21
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read what i wrote and actually think about it my belifes are right there
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Old 2007-08-21, 06:56
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I believe that the Bible is true.

That God created the Earth and everything in it in six litteral days.

That man is born with sin, and sins everyday -- or at least very often -- and that humans need salvation which can only be attained through Jesus Christ.
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Old 2007-08-21, 19:54
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That God created the Earth and everything in it in six litteral days.
And that's where your credibility is lost.
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Old 2007-08-22, 05:27
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lol aggred
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Old 2007-08-22, 05:33
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And that's where your credibility is lost.
What do you believe? That humans came from apes over the course of millions of years?
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Old 2007-08-22, 06:41
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What do you believe? That humans came from apes over the course of millions of years?
Why is it that we always come from apes and monkeys? We can essentially say we evolved from any animal, the only place where apes and monkeys come in is when we try to find another living organism that is most like ourselves, and thats what you end up with. Anywho, i believe that there is a god, but nothing like any religion would tell you. God is the underlying power of everything, not a spirit, not a figure, not a deity... but everything in of itself. It can be explained in many different ways, percieved in many different ways, and celebrated in many different ways but what it is, is universal.
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Old 2007-08-22, 07:31
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Why is it that we always come from apes and monkeys? We can essentially say we evolved from any animal, the only place where apes and monkeys come in is when we try to find another living organism that is most like ourselves, and thats what you end up with. Anywho, i believe that there is a god, but nothing like any religion would tell you. God is the underlying power of everything, not a spirit, not a figure, not a deity... but everything in of itself. It can be explained in many different ways, percieved in many different ways, and celebrated in many different ways but what it is, is universal.

Well, the mainstream evolutionists say we came from monkeys, but even you know that's not true. :)
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Old 2007-08-22, 10:47
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Well, the mainstream evolutionists say we came from monkeys, but even you know that's not true. :)

Wrong. Mainstream evolutionary scientists suggests that homo sapien sapien shares a common ancestor with apes, but somewhere along the chain our ancestors seperated into different species. That's why there's both humans and apes.
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Old 2007-08-22, 12:34
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Wrong. Mainstream evolutionary scientists suggests that homo sapien sapien shares a common ancestor with apes, but somewhere along the chain our ancestors seperated into different species. That's why there's both humans and apes.

Well, the "common ancestor" was essentially another monkey.
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Old 2007-08-22, 12:50
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Why do you guys have this argument? You guys are morons, for real. OP: why would you post a thread filled with simple commentary about how you believe Christianity is bullshit? Where does that get anyone? You can't figure out the universe with simple logic, you know?

And to the Christian: No offense dude, but it's just as believable to think we came from apes rather than God creating all the pretty animals and humans and earth in 6 literal days.

Get a real argument going, fags.
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Old 2007-08-22, 13:26
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Well, the "common ancestor" was essentially another monkey.

No, it wasn't. Pick up a book.
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Old 2007-08-22, 17:37
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Why do you guys have this argument? You guys are morons, for real. OP: why would you post a thread filled with simple commentary about how you believe Christianity is bullshit? Where does that get anyone? You can't figure out the universe with simple logic, you know?

And to the Christian: No offense dude, but it's just as believable to think we came from apes rather than God creating all the pretty animals and humans and earth in 6 literal days.

Get a real argument going, fags.


We already have a real argument going on in another thread - I'm not about to try to get it going here too. That was the point of this thread: to call rollofle out for leaving the other thread where I had legitimate criticisms of christianity.

Stop being a dumbass and learn to read before you insult people.
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Old 2007-08-22, 18:38
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What do you believe? That humans came from apes over the course of millions of years?
I am so sick of hearing ignorant fundies drag this out, I could just vomit.

NO ONE ever seriously said we were "descended" from the other primates, only that we share a commen ancestor.

And it is a proven fact that we domesticated primates have DNA which is 99% identical to chimps.
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Old 2007-08-22, 18:46
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What do you believe? That humans came from apes over the course of millions of years?
im sorry to break it to you there was no adam and eve. we evolved
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Old 2007-08-22, 19:09
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What do you believe? That humans came from apes over the course of millions of years?
Monkeys didn't exist back then, why do people insist on using the word

SO I LIEK HAS A CHAIR AND A TABLE, THEY REALLY CAME FROM PIECE OF WOOD LIEK THIS BUT I STILL SAY THE TABLE CAME FROM THE CHAIR LOLZ

Table is essentially wood. And you're essentially an idiot
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Old 2007-08-23, 00:48
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Monkeys didn't exist back then, why do people insist on using the word

SO I LIEK HAS A CHAIR AND A TABLE, THEY REALLY CAME FROM PIECE OF WOOD LIEK THIS BUT I STILL SAY THE TABLE CAME FROM THE CHAIR LOLZ

Table is essentially wood. And you're essentially an idiot
Good call, on all accounts.
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Old 2007-08-23, 01:19
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And it is a proven fact that we domesticated primates have DNA which is 99% identical to chimps.

First of all, that's inconclusive. There's no reason why God wouldn't have done the same thing twice, in fact it makes more sense that he would.

Futhermore, the DNA is actually more like 95% similar. :p (source (http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v17/i1/DNA.asp))
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Old 2007-08-23, 05:23
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First of all, that's inconclusive. There's no reason why God wouldn't have done the same thing twice, in fact it makes more sense that he would.

Futhermore, the DNA is actually more like 95% similar. :p (source (http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v17/i1/DNA.asp))

Well, first of all I really wish you'd give some more reputable source rather than "Answers in Genesis," since they actually use the bible in the middle of their article as a reference.

Anyway, this really doesn't matter. I don't see how the negligible few percent really helps your argument; it still shows that we are extremely similar to chimpanzees, and have evolved into having slightly different DNA.
 


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