how does one go about suggesting anal sex with a girlfriend? see im sort of interested in experimenting but... i have heard my gf state before that she would never try such a thing. there are alot of things i want to experiment with sexually but im not sure how to go about asking her. facial, anal, certain positions. i just dont know how to ask her without freaking/weirding her out. im concerned about how i will look in her eyes if i ever asked her something like that. does anyone have any serious advice on how to ask?

well ive never had the pleasure of doing anal, but, one way you could find out if shes down, is while your hitting it from the back, stick your thumb in her ass.. ive done it before, i didnt get much of a reaction, i probably should have gone for it

maybe im too much of a wuss. but i imagine sticking a finger/thumb into her ass without letting her know and its going to end ugly. what am i going to say when she flips around and asks what the fuck im thinking?

Shrug, and say, "Anal?"

Shrug, and say, "Anal?"

lol wow.

so i just winged it over an email. and shes down.

you know, i've come to the conclusion that 99% of people don't take advice from fellow totseans when they ask for it, even if the advice given includes good ideas.

people here just like to hear themselves talk. well, in internet sense.

I agree, but theres those rare people who pull great advice from this site :)

Consider the fact that maybe everyones responses gave him the courage to come up with his own solution.

when you are doing it, im assuming you will start off with 'normal' vaginal sex, most likely doggy to get her comfortable in that position. when you want to 'switch' to anal all i suggest is do not say 'can i put it in your butt?'...idk about her, but it turns me off.

AND USE LUBE (either her own natural vaginal lube or artifical, your/her choice), BUT DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT USE THAT 'WARMING SENSATION' CRAP. it will burn her ass and she will never want you do fuck her like that again. losing your anal virginity is painful enough (typically), you don't need to add chemical burns to the list.

I agree strongly with oral fixation, warming lube will fucking ruin your night.

thirded on the warming lube...didn't ruin my night or cause chemical burns, but it's...an alarming sensation to say the least.

Mix cayenne pepper in with the lube you wretched sodomite.

just do it

...and the Christian comes in and ruins the anal fun.

My girlfriend lets me lick her ass and lets me put fingers in her ass (not in too far. and she loves her butthole "rubbed") but she still won't let me fuck her in the ass.

I'm thinking one day it'll happen.

She's too much of a party pooper to try anything fun. "It'll hurt!" No duh! That's why we take it slow.

GOD! I want a new girlfriend.

Isn't the fact you have a girlfriend good enough for you? You can even fuck her when ever you want but you would dump her just because she wont let you give her anal? You are the biggest fuck up ever!

...and the Christian comes in and ruins the anal fun.

How would you like it if some guy stuck his dick up your ass?

You're an asshole. I hope your girlfriend reads this and dumps your worthless sodomite ass. :p

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitches. Don't you guys READ how much I complain about her?

I DON'T GET ANY SEX!

It's been the SAME position for 2 YEARS. Nothing new. I talk to her about this and she doesn't care. Sex isn't a big thing for her.

I'm always the one igniating the sex. Never her. Doesn't matter how long we go. She can live without sex. I can't.

I let her go to Florida for 2 weeks and she gets mad when I hang out with my friends and don't come home when she wants me to.

Won't give me head. Won't try any new sex positions. Can't hang out with a girl I grew up with just because when we were 16 we got drunk and made out. She's a lesbian for crying out loud. A ugly one at that.

I could go on. Trust me. I was the one who CHASED her for four fucking years.

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

Hahahahhaahhaha that's funny about the warming lube..I told my ex that you shouldn't use warming lube and she was being a stubborn bitch and wouldn't admit I was right so we tried it....Never seen someone get in the shower that fast.

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

I want to kill you.

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

I hate you.

May Mjolnir smash the Christians.

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

seriously...go fucking die.

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

Now, when does Jesus say you can't have sex before marriage?

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

May Krishna forgive you for this blasphemy.

How would you like it if some guy stuck his dick up your ass?

I wouldn't. Because guys are gross. :o

Is it just me or does the guy preaching no sex before marriage not seem very serious but people are still taking it that way?

Totse's troll-detection abilities have fallen off alarmingly.

Ouch hehe :)


If she starts yelling or going "ow fucking ow" dont, I mean dont keep trying to shove it in. Apart from anything if you piss her off and hurt her, she wont let you try again in a hurry.

Try the "whoops!" approach?

Try the "whoops!" approach?

seconded.

can rolloffle be banned or something? i know he hasnt broken any rules, but what good is a christian on the internet?

OneMulatto, at least I know about you sex life.

Actually I don't know how well know I am around here so I don't know if you'd really give a shit.

Anyways, I'm on your side.

Well you shouldn't be having any sex because you're not married!

How do you expect to receive God's blessings when you're living in rebellion to his word?

wat...the...fuck.... i agree with half the other posts above me... i dont like you, i want to kill you... fucking religion... takes all the fun outta life!

what good is a christian on the internet?

QFMFT

And some of the sarcasm detectors seem to be broken.

How would you like it if some guy stuck his dick up your ass?

You should know what it's like. You like it don't you?





Minions Attack!

Shrug, and say, "Anal?"

Ha ha hilarious I cracked up.

Anyway I hear girls like surprises, so when you get goin' doggy style and she orgasms / comes, use her natural juices to jam it in her ass and see how that goes.

. . . post pics?

...and the Christian comes in and ruins the anal fun.

I'm a Christian, and I would love anal. Maybe I'm a fucked up Christian?

I'm a Christian, and I would love anal. Maybe I'm a fucked up Christian?

If Jesus didn't want people to have anal, why make males want it?

OOOOH snappp!!

If Jesus didn't want people to have anal, why make males want it?

OOOOH snappp!!

the devil makes boys want to put it in our bums!
the devil, i tell you.

I'm a Christian, and I would love anal. Maybe I'm a fucked up Christian?

Nah, you're just not a fundie like Roloffle.

wat...the...fuck.... i agree with half the other posts above me... i dont like you, i want to kill you... fucking religion... takes all the fun outta life!



QFMFT

Totse's troll-detection abilities have fallen off alarmingly.

Lern your intarnetz, woman.

My gf is firmly opposed to anal, and she's almost jumped out of bed when i tried the "whoops!" approach while fingering.

Mine used to be all against it and swore she'd never try it. The couple of months ago she admitted that she was kind of curious after me mentioning it a few times. So we've tried fingering which she liked, but she becomes so fucking tight because she's scared, she just can't relax so it just ends up hurting her which is a shame. Now she's scared of it again =/
I'm trying to convince her to let me buy some sort of anal toy that could help to warm her up in a better way than my fingers. How'd you think anal beads would do for that?

the devil makes boys want to put it in our bums!
the devil, i tell you.

Lmao.

can you forward the e-mail to me plz? i wanted to try this with my GF, im in the EXACT same position as you...

tylerbell1080_410@hotmail.com

Thanks

I hope she's practiced with something, because going from anal-virgin to penis girth can and probably will be painful.

Get two smooth dildos of different girth for her to practice with, and a bottle of lube.