ok now i know this has happened to anyone thats ever been in a relationship so i wanna see what everyone else has experienced. whenever you're in a relationship with someone at some point you try to impress them to make yourself look cool or hot or sweet or whatever and sometimes it goes horribly wrong and makes you look like an idiot so what's everyones story? this is mine: with one of my ex's i was playing football with the guys and her and her friends were watching, and since im good at football i try to impress her my making these exravagent tackles and catches, but one time when i'm trying to catch the ball i look over at her to see if she's watching me and i trip and fall face down into a mud puddle and get hit in the head with the ball, with much laughing following. So how has everyone else humilitated themselves trying to impress their significant other?

i defecated. :(

i defecated. :(

damn man you gotta elaborate on that one

well we went out to the soda parlor and i ordered a root beer float. it was huge though, a handle of it, so i sat there for about 3 hours drinking it

anyways, near the end, my bowels started hurting pretty badly and i was locked into the seat by people and didnt want to move, so i spattered a big wet shit in continuous streams for about 4 minutes straight. i wasnt exactly trying to impress her but it went horribly wrong

Often.
Mine go more towards trying to show my boyfriend what a loving awesoem person I am and how much he really,really loves me and wants to marry me. riight.
Often they involve attempting to make delicious awesome meals that he'll love and buying an array of DVDs he may like, or making him a badass magic deck and so on.
Usually the meal sucks or gets burnt, the DVDs suck and the magic deck gets beaten by an average starter deck.

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Man... that sounds pretty sweet either way. I think my gf is awesome, but if she attempted to do those kinds of things I would definitely be smitten.

I don't really have one...I'm so weird that even when it's gone horribly wrong my normal mind is saying "Oh shit...Don't panic!"
But the other mind is saying "HAHAHAHAHAHA...Dumbass! Let's see what other fucked up shit we can do to make this worse and see if we can get out of it!"

It's weird but comforting.

My friend bought a Mitsubishi racecar...why I have no idea. He doesn't race, and had his license revoked, but decided a racecar would be a good idea.

Anyway, since he can't drive, I volunteered to taxi him around because the car is fucking sweet. And loud.

Anyway, one day when my ex and a bunch of girls were standing around outside, I started the car, revved the engine a bunch, put it in gear, started to back out, and stalled it. People laughed.

In retreospect, even though the car is cool as hell, I probably just seemed like a huge douchebag driving it anyway. Seriously, who the hell drives a racecar just for the hell of it?

ghost riding and face scrape

I tried to impress my girlfriend by proving I could a fuck a girl who was prettier than her. Actually, it went horribly right. Revenge is cool that way (she cheated first).

I don't know what can go wrong with wearing a shitload of gold and having a pocket full of $100's?

thats like not even embarrassing...

thats like not even embarrassing...

Guys who can't drive standard are pussies. You're a fag if you don't see how that is embarrassing.

I once talked/obsessed about the nature of zero and nothing for a few hours on amphetamines to try to fulfill some strange arch/stereotype I had in mind.

sometimes I feel that talking to females is as good as talking to yourself

Guys who can't drive standard are pussies. You're a fag if you don't see how that is embarrassing.

I think using the term 'fag' as a serious insult is embarassing.

magic deck

HAHAHAHAH u have a lamer boyfriend. LMAO

I had only been out with this girl a few times. We arranged a date where we just chilled out the whole day. We ended up sleeping at my mates house where him and his girlfriend were but in separate rooms. After all day holding in my farts, I needed to let one out bad but I hadn't the opportunity. we were flirting, then she challenged me to a running race. so i accepted. we took off side by side and with every step I took I let out a fart. i took about 9 steps, everytime the force of myself hit the ground with each step and short but loud fart escaped. i couldnt help it. she later asked me if she could finger my butthole purely for teh lulz.

After nearly 10 years of karate (before I quit) I've gotten my ass kicked numerous times because I was ogling girls instead of watching my sparring partner, faceplanted numerous acrobatic maneuvers, and generally scraped every part of my body trying to show off. Same goes for swimming and bellyflopping ridiculous dives. (Although at swim meets, I'd manage 3 or so numbers a meet, so it wasn't too bad).

With boxing, I'm trying to be more subtle and laid-back. I realize if I try to show off for girls, I'm going to be peeling myself off the floor after a KO. Better just to win and use that to pick up chicks.

HAHAHAHAH u have a lamer boyfriend. LMAO

..I play magic too. I actually find MTG players very attractive.

And I think that you're the 'lamer' considering you're idiotic enough to laugh at someone simply because they enjoy something you dont. And really, how long would it have taken to type 'you' properly? I'm not insulting your literacy, just your laziness, and your absolute retardedness to mock someone when really...you're the laughing stock of the world.

Shut the fuck up.

..I play magic too. I actually find MTG players very attractive.

And I think that you're the 'lamer' considering you're idiotic enough to laugh at someone simply because they enjoy something you dont. And really, how long would it have taken to type 'you' properly? I'm not insulting your literacy, just your laziness, and your absolute retardedness to mock someone when really...you're the laughing stock of the world.

Shut the fuck up.


Well, I laugh because every two weeks, the entire food court (about 300 seats) gets filled with magic players. They are COMPLETE lamers. Fat, acne, long greasy hair, smelling, combat boots, chain wallets, chains, stupid cradle of filth rings, suitcases filled with magic cards, horrible sense of humor, jedi hair braid, you get the point. So, when seeing them, I automatically think that your boyfriend is like most of them. If he is, then I stand with my original post. If not, then I take that back.

I have just enough social grace to not pull any TOO obviously stupid shit.

I sometimes say the odd odd thing, but I usually manage to explain it away. It helps that my girlfriend is odder than I am.

Well, I laugh because every two weeks, the entire food court (about 300 seats) gets filled with magic players. They are COMPLETE lamers. Fat, acne, long greasy hair, smelling, combat boots, chain wallets, chains, stupid cradle of filth rings, suitcases filled with magic cards, horrible sense of humor, jedi hair braid, you get the point. So, when seeing them, I automatically think that your boyfriend is like most of them. If he is, then I stand with my original post. If not, then I take that back.

Yeah, take it back.

I went to a lan party once, for Winter Assault. Alot of the people there were overweight and rather angry obnoxious people. But it would be stupid and ignorant of me to say that therefore all people who play RTS games are fat and angry and obnoxious.


I've met some MTG players who yeah, make a bad name for MTG players. The ones so up their own asses they breathe and talk shit. The fat ones who think they're awesome because they bought a killer deck that someone else made online.

But.. they're not all like that. Infact, going from the players I've met, the crap ones are a minority.


*gets down off soapbox*

Yoyobek, i hear your point, but don't you think he has one too? A lot of magic players are like that and if the majority are then can't he be excused for making a bad assumption? You could have just explained how awesome your boyfriend is without flaming the seven shades of green shit out of him.

Anyway, yeah i've made a fucking idiot out of myself a few times. The worst one was probably chugging a glass of absinthe with chilli seeds in it to show how damn hardcore i am. It didn't help that i was running around falling over furniture and generally being in a world of pain afterwards. (it was a big glass with a lot of chilli in)

a date late a buck short, i'm writing the report of losing a failing.

And its happened once again you'll turn to a friend, someone that understands, sees through the master plan.

hmmm...everything i do girls wise falls to pieces...

One time... I went on a date with a girl while on DXM by accident. I totally forgot about it and chugged robo out of boredom. I was pretty late too.

I tried to make her laugh by making dead baby jokes. I also said alot of other fucked up shit that just made the whole date seem very akward.