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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-08-18, 21:27
greesh greesh is offline
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Default First date ever... need advice

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Old 2007-08-18, 21:49
SafeAsMilk SafeAsMilk is offline
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Just have fun with her. You're thinking about it too much.
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Old 2007-08-18, 21:59
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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Originally Posted by SafeAsMilk
Just have fun with her. You're thinking about it too much.


What he said.
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Old 2007-08-18, 22:09
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Just try and relax. If you spend the whole date thinking "oh god, what do I do now?" it will totally show. Just try and make conversation in the same way you would with any person you weren't interested in, but thow in a few compliments and a bit of gentle teasing/flirting.
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Old 2007-08-18, 22:13
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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What the posters above me said.

I think you should drink some before going out to accomplish this goal.

Do NOT get drunk, as this is dumb.
But DO get a bit tipsy.
Try to reach that special alcohol/blood ratio where you get very social and savvy but not a fucking slob thats obviously drunk.
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Old 2007-08-18, 22:28
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my advice is, u dont need pointers, tips etc. just go with the flow. Well i can give u one tip, if u wana kiss her or something and are scared, do it anyway. Fear doesnt actually limit u, just seems like it does.
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Old 2007-08-18, 22:46
greesh greesh is offline
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Old 2007-08-18, 22:56
MrKite MrKite is offline
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Well, you've managed to get over the first and scariest hurdle... asking her out in the first place. And remember, she wouldn't have said yes if she didnt like you. I know it's a real cliche, but just try to relax, be yourself, and let things flow. If the time feels right to kiss her or initiate holding hands or whatever, just do it! She'll most likely be thankful that you made the first move. Enjoy it, and have fun.
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Old 2007-08-18, 23:01
beergoggles beergoggles is offline
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Try just to act mature and be yourself. Seeing as it is your first date, don't get discouraged or angry if things don't work out alright, that makes you look like an immature douchebag. If nothing happens just play it off cool and friendly, a friend is better than an enemy if it doesn't end up working out. Oh yeah, try not to nod during a movie, turns out women don't like that :( Good luck dude, I got faith in you.
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Old 2007-08-18, 23:05
heroic harlequin heroic harlequin is offline
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pull out one of my trusty friends...chloroform..

open the convo with "lets sit in the backrow"

then finish it with "does this smell of chloroform" then proceed to smother her face with chloroform covered rag for 10 seconds:)...

job done.
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Old 2007-08-19, 00:41
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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damn guy you're putting way too much thought into this...just chill and see where things go when you actually get there
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Old 2007-08-19, 01:05
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Just relax
Go with the flow
And be confident

Oh and also, instead of acting like you're trying to impress her, and her seeing if she wants to choose you or not, act like you're seeing if she is good enough for you, not the other way around. It might help with the confidence thing
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Old 2007-08-19, 02:10
Snoogins Snoogins is offline
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Say "Hey will you suck my dick?" and she'll be like "MK!"


Its as easy as 1 2 3 :D!




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Old 2007-08-19, 05:24
{MaliciousMichael} {MaliciousMichael} is offline
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Default Re: First date ever... need advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by SafeAsMilk
Just have fun with her. You're thinking about it too much.


agreed,
but you just gotta relax
be confident
to be to fast
girls like wen you move at their pace:D
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Old 2007-08-19, 05:39
ruckus ruckus is offline
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try to get and keep close to her.
when she looks at you always look back and try to get eye contact... try to make he laugh and go with the flow. eye contact will lead to kissing, so just hold her and you can take it from there
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Old 2007-08-19, 07:14
what1sth1s what1sth1s is offline
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try masturbating before going out, it'll hide the fact that you want to bang her.
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Old 2007-08-19, 08:09
Emotive91 Emotive91 is offline
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But if you jerk it before you go out, you wont have the balls to do certain stuffs if it gets heated. Just be yourself unless your a douchebag or something lawl. Play around with her and stuff, ask her if she wants to fight jokingly and stuff like that. Get her to touch on you and stuff like that then grab her hand and hold onto it and if she pulls away then just chill and work more with her by talking but if she keeps holding your hand too, then your in niggar. Post results.Mad
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Old 2007-08-19, 09:21
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Relax, be cool, confident and funny.
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Old 2007-08-19, 10:46
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Just be confident!! If you look nervous then she'll think you're pathetic and she'll tell all her friends that you're pathetic and she'll tell all your friends that you're pathetic and everyone will laugh at you and you won't get another date for 5 years.

So yeah, nothing to worry about really, just be confident.
 
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