Say you're giving a guy a blowjob. What do you want him to be doing? I heard a girl complaining that her boyfriend starts making "funny noises" that put her off, and I got to thinking (got to love public transport).

So yeah, do you want silence, appreciative moans, animal noises? Motion or immobility, hair stroking, hands behind the back or maestro style conducting?

ALL women lOVE it when the man puts his hands on the back of her head and forces her to swallow every last drop.

FACT!

Jack is completely right!!

'Funny' noises are kind of awkward, but I like to hear moans. And to be touched during. :P Hair stroking is nice too.

Haha!
Well when I'm in a submissive AND hetero mood, that sort of treatment is just what I need.

Haha!
Well when I'm in a submissive AND hetero mood, that sort of treatment is just what I need.

Yeah, same. :p But I'm almost always in that mood, haha.

Tip for the girls, wear pig tails, white cotton socks and nothing else.

wear pig tails
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I like to hear moans. And to be touched during. :P Hair stroking is nice too.

exactly like what i was going to say. if they're touching you/interacting with you, whether it be moans or telling you how good it feels or running their fingers through your hair, it makes it feel more like it's a two person experience. if they do nothing, it really does feel like just a 'job'.

if they do nothing, it really does feel like just a 'job'.

Put some work ethics behind it then, do it like it will be good for the economy.

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Haha, truth!

Zaknafein.

I like to smoke a fatty. One time a girl motioned like she wanted a puff and I go "after you're done, if I give it to you now it'd be like suckin my own dick"

I like it when he holds my hair and watches...

When a guy eats vermicelli? Do you find his sperm is smelly?

I'd be more worried about the sauce that accompanies the grain...toxic gass ain't good when you're in the Netherlands.

I don't know how many do this, but ladies, once you start, stay down there and finish! It takes exponentially longer the more you fuck around.

We don't want kisses or want to talk, we just want our dicks sucked. Do you like it when you're about to hit orgasm and we just stop dead in the water? No, so stfu and get to it!

i admire you more after every post

The more noise the better. Who doesn't like positive feedback?? I think it's hot when my boyfriend grabs my hair or the back of my head, but I don't think it's good to be too forceful because then it feels like I'm choking on his dick.

start moaning then use another girls name. Possibly a fictional character like say luna lovegood form HP. That will really amke them happy;)