totse.com | Kid thinks hes a vampire

TheGunman · #1 2007-08-17, 10:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqpEpnNDoK4

this kid thinks hes a fucking vampire my ass.

hes like "well jerry, i met a very beautiful person in the cemetery and we had a very sexual relationship, i let her drink my blood."

lolololololololol
they shoulda made him go outside in da sun!

bornkiller · #2 2007-08-17, 10:49

Actually: lots of idiots (people) think they're vampires.
Vampire Forums
He just came out of the closet (I meant casket) on National TV and proved he was an idiot (oh shit!!) I meant Vampire.

TheGunman · #3 2007-08-17, 10:52

lulz

i need to put on my lulerskates

vafhudr · #4 2007-08-17, 10:55

Lols stupid people who think they vampires...

i am a vampire *hides from the sun*

Name's Taken · #5 2007-08-17, 11:33

I hope he enjoys vitamin D deficiency.

rabbhimself · #6 2007-08-17, 11:49

Wow.

Retard.

i poop in your cereal · #7 2007-08-17, 11:53

It is... Most likely, a fake.

among_the_living · #8 2007-08-17, 12:21

I knew a girl who would always walk in the shadow because she couldn't go out in direct sunlight.

Wasn't that she thought she was a vampire or anything, she had a skin condition where if she steps out of the shade for more than a few minutes she has a horrible reaction in her skin.

It is probably fake, but if not that guy is a moron

The Spirit Of Jazz · #9 2007-08-17, 12:24

I bet when people in the audiance saw the coffin they where expecting something like "My wife left me for my brothers corpse".

LiquidIce · #10 2007-08-17, 12:46

What a fucktard. I mean he just couldnt find a worse thing to turn his life into, worse than an oxygen thief.

Vicarious Reality · #11 2007-08-17, 19:29

Lmao @ video!

I'm a member of this forum, and they seem to think that they have a affliction that they have to trink blood, but nothing else, like the sun, crosses whatever.

http://www.forum.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/

supermassivefuntime · #12 2007-08-17, 19:49

what the fuck is wrong with that dude?! that actually got a little unnerving. i don't believe vampires exist but the fact that this boy believes he is a vampire so much that he'll like, drink blood and shit is....chilling.

glasscuts · #13 2007-08-17, 21:45

lol Retard and what a fucking smartass too!

1337_1053R · #14 2007-08-17, 23:08

There was this kid in my preschool who thought he was a vampire.

He always wore a cape and had a ghost white face. Once he smacked me in the nose so hard it started bleed and started to suck the blood from my nose.

fat_people_suck · #15 2007-08-17, 23:41

if I dressed as a werewolf do you all think they would try and kill me?

ScaryDangerous · #16 2007-08-18, 01:12

jerry is notorious for fake guest, but its not surprising some people actually think they're vampires.

TheGunman · #17 2007-08-18, 06:32

lol i saw the whole episode on TV and it was an hour long one just with him and him mom/GF comes out and shes like screamng at him, the vampire kid gets ownd so badly by them.

also, he's married and has a "mistress" who lets him suck blood out of her, they are all also on the show...

this was the best episode ever, so funny!

Vicarious Reality · #18 2007-08-18, 20:17

Video link please. Entire episode.

TheGunman · #19 2007-08-19, 06:02

cant find one....

Vampire Archimiel · #20 2008-10-13, 19:29

To be honest, actual Vampires do exist.

That said,

If you shop at Hot Topic or have fake fangs, you need a fucking bulldozer crammed up your ass.

averageBT · #21 2008-10-13, 20:34

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Originally Posted by Vampire Archimiel View Post

To be honest, actual Vampires do exist.

I read this and then I saw your user name...

fucking idiots.

DL · #22 2008-10-14, 01:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vampire Archimiel View Post

To be honest, actual Vampires do exist.

That said,

If you shop at Hot Topic or have fake fangs, you need a fucking bulldozer crammed up your ass.

oh, so that's the explanation for the faggy user name.

psychomanthis · #23 2008-10-14, 02:06

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Originally Posted by Vampire Archimiel View Post

To be honest, actual Vampires do exist.

That said,

If you shop at Hot Topic or have fake fangs, you need a fucking bulldozer crammed up your ass.

Why don't you change into a bat and come drink my blood. Nigger vampire, Archimiel the black DUN DUN DUN!

Vampire Archimiel · #24 2008-10-14, 04:03

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Originally Posted by psychomanthis View Post

Why don't you change into a bat and come drink my blood. Nigger vampire, Archimiel the black DUN DUN DUN!

Why don't you change into a man and stop taking kike cock up the ass, faggot?

As for DL: faggy username? Coming from the guy whos username is short for Dickless Loser, I'll take it as a compliment, bitch.

bornkiller · #25 2008-10-14, 06:27

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Originally Posted by Vampire Archimiel View Post

To be honest, actual Vampires do exist.

bwaaaahahahahaha! ^
hemphrodites you gotta lulz! at em.

sexual assault · #26 2008-10-14, 08:16

He vants to suck your cock.

Lobo · #27 2008-10-14, 09:54

So none of you cunts says OLD because no one started it off , well OLDDD.

Saw this when my grandpa was still alive , srsly.

Sponsored Link · #28 2008-10-14, 13:14

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Originally Posted by Lobo View Post

So none of you cunts says OLD because no one started it off , well OLDDD.

Saw this when my grandpa was still alive , srsly.

Look at the original post date.

+Casper+ · #29 2008-10-14, 15:17

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Originally Posted by Lobo View Post

So none of you cunts says OLD because no one started it off , well OLDDD.

Saw this when my grandpa was still alive , srsly.

yeah im suprised someone didnt say that yet bc i remember this being posted like last year or so

midnight rider · #30 2008-10-14, 17:20

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Originally Posted by Vampire Archimiel View Post

To be honest, actual Vampires do exist.

That said,

If you shop at Hot Topic or have fake fangs, you need a fucking bulldozer crammed up your ass.

I shop at Hot Topic, but only for Dropkick Murphy Tshirts and other off the wall merchandise that I cant find anywhere else.

Havoc737903 · #31 2008-10-14, 17:35

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Originally Posted by midnight rider View Post

I shop at Hot Topic, but only for Dropkick Murphy Tshirts and other off the wall merchandise that I cant find anywhere else.

Yeah seriously. I shop there too but not for any of that faggy shit like spied penis rings. I only shop there for the t-shirts and that's it.

1337_1053R · #32 2008-10-15, 00:33

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Originally Posted by Havoc737903 View Post

Yeah seriously. I shop there too but not for any of that faggy shit like spied penis rings. I only shop there for the t-shirts and that's it.

Don't lie.

Sponsored Link · #33 2008-10-15, 01:05

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Originally Posted by Havoc737903 View Post

Yeah seriously. I shop there too but not for any of that faggy shit like spied penis rings. I only shop there for the t-shirts and that's it.

As leet loser said, don't lie. You bought a band cock ring.

Havoc737903 · #34 2008-10-15, 01:15

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Originally Posted by Sponsored Link View Post

As leet loser said, don't lie. You bought a band cock ring.

You caught me. I'm so goth I shit bats, and I bought myself a fallout boy spiked cock ring that I wear while I cut myself.

IamCancer · #35 2008-10-15, 07:51

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Originally Posted by Havoc737903 View Post

You caught me. I'm so goth I shit bats, and I bought myself a fallout boy spiked cock ring that I wear while I cut myself.

Finally the truth comes out about Hot Topic customers...

I gotta say though that the Children of Bodom t-shirt i got there was quite nice