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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-08-17, 06:38
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Vulgaria
Default You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

Well, I'm making one.

I'm going on holidays to Spain in my few days and my cousins best friend will be there. She was there last year and my cousin, my older brother and my father's friend all said she liked me. My brother and my father's friend said she did because of the way she was looking at me or something like that. The rest was just stuff like sitting next to me when she didn't need to at all. Sp pretty much stuff that you'd expect from a 14 year old.

What is your opinion?

If you think she does how should I go about trying to get my penis touched? Bare in mind I'll have to see this girl every day for about 2 weeks so I'll need to be at least a little subtle to avoid awkwardness if things go bad.

Help me :(
 #2 
Old 2007-08-17, 07:14
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

It's true. He knows what he's talking about.

Also, just for the record, it's subtle (not sutil).
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Old 2007-08-17, 07:47
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Vulgaria
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

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Originally Posted by Malkog
It's true. He knows what he's talking about.

Also, just for the record, it's subtle (not sutil).


I was trying to figure that spelling out for like 10 minutes.

HOW TO GET SEX WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL:

- Acquire alcohol/drugs.

- Get drunk together.

- Open up with her in deep, intimate conversation.

- Get her to open up to you in deep, intimate conversation.

- Get physically closer.

- Make out.

- Now do whatever you want.

NOW SHE IS YOURS.

Okay then, I will.
 #4 
Old 2007-08-17, 10:20
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

Normally this thread would belong in BI or even HB (just to fuck the OP off).

But the Age Of Consent in Spain is 13 as far as i know therefore this can stay.

However SHH be aware that there are caveats to the Age Of Consent ie if you're over a certain age yourself or use deceit/deception.
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Old 2007-08-17, 10:29
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Vulgaria
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

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Originally Posted by jackketch
Normally this thread would belong in BI or even HB (just to fuck the OP off).

But the Age Of Consent in Spain is 13 as far as i know therefore this can stay.

However SHH be aware that there are caveats to the Age Of Consent ie if you're over a certain age yourself or use deceit/deception.


I don't think it's a big deal, I'm only two year older than her. Plus I only really want to get to the 2nd last step of Zeps guild.
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Old 2007-08-17, 13:28
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

HOW TO GET SEX WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL:

- Acquire alcohol/drugs.

- Get drunk together.

- Open up with her in deep, intimate conversation.

- Get her to open up to you in deep, intimate conversation.

- Get physically closer.

- Make out.

- Now do whatever you want.

NOW SHE IS YOURS.

OR:

HOW TO GET SEX WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL:

- Acquire alcohol/drugs.

- Get drunk together.

- Get physically closer.

- Make out.

- Now do whatever you want.

NOW SHE IS YOURS.
 #7 
Old 2007-08-17, 14:57
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

I don't think it's a big deal, I'm only two year older than her. Plus I only really want to get to the 2nd last step of Zeps guild.

Step 1 is to never, ever call it that within earshot of her.
 #8 
Old 2007-08-17, 15:05
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

Well I shouldn't tell you this but the trick is making her feel an adult and a whiff of danger, a soupçon of parental disapproval.

Be big, bad and nice.

Have her ride pillion on a BIG fast bike in a short skirt (that one works so often its unreal) or take her for a really fast car ride and get her in somewhere where kids aren't allowed.

Something adult, late night and 'growed up'

Hand her a cigarette without asking if she smokes, order her a 'hard' drink (if she's spanish she'll be used to wine anyway) without asking.
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Old 2007-08-17, 15:40
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Vulgaria
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
Well I shouldn't tell you this but the trick is making her feel an adult and a whiff of danger, a soupçon of parental disapproval.

Be big, bad and nice.

Have her ride pillion on a BIG fast bike in a short skirt (that one works so often its unreal) or take her for a really fast car ride and get her in somewhere where kids aren't allowed.

Something adult, late night and 'growed up'

Hand her a cigarette without asking if she smokes, order her a 'hard' drink (if she's spanish she'll be used to wine anyway) without asking.


Strip Club it is.
 #10 
Old 2007-08-17, 17:28
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

Strip Club it is.

A hint of criminality/criminal connections is always a win with young or immature girls too. You know? The old adage : Give her a ring you bought and she'll say 'thats nice, thank you. Tell her that ring was snatched in a famous raid and her panties will be wet before her dress hits the floor.
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Old 2007-08-18, 08:52
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Vulgaria
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

I was mainly hoping on people's opinion on whether she likes me or not from what I've told you.
 #12 
Old 2007-08-18, 11:58
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East end
Default Re: You know those threads people make in S&A all the time? (Like "does she like me"?)

This we do not know my little friend. She may like you, she may not. Go for it anyways.

And to get there, wow her with how much older and more mature you are. Girls love older guys. Especially when they are teenagers!

Once you've established that you are older, wiser and way more mature than all the other guys she knows...Do some of the dumb shit Jack said!
 
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